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The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Episodes
The Therapy Crouch“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the…
The Therapy CrouchThis One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions. From…
The Therapy CrouchYour Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete…
The Therapy CrouchHow Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to…
The Therapy CrouchOlly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story
This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With…
The Therapy CrouchWhen Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…
In this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is…
The Therapy CrouchFROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by…
The Therapy CrouchParenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable…
The Therapy CrouchThis Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and…
The Therapy CrouchWould You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From…
The Therapy CrouchThe Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics. From…
The Therapy CrouchPete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet…
The Therapy CrouchRussell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for…
The Therapy Crouch‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern! From fangirl…
The Therapy CrouchSingle Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask…
The Therapy CrouchLee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity…
The Therapy Crouch“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags…
The Therapy Crouch‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!
Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12…
The Therapy Crouch"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"
In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting…
The Therapy Crouch"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping…
The Therapy Crouch16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship…
The Therapy CrouchThe Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage…
The Therapy Crouch"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"
In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the…
The Therapy CrouchCrouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in…
The Therapy Crouch“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most…
The Therapy CrouchTherapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”
“Don’t ever say that again” 😂 On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts…
The Therapy CrouchShould You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic…
The Therapy CrouchWork Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out. Abbey opens…
The Therapy CrouchThis Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed…
The Therapy Crouch'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and…
The Therapy CrouchHow Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing! From…
The Therapy Crouch"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but…
The Therapy CrouchErotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions. Abbey and…
The Therapy CrouchIt’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and…
The Therapy CrouchWhen Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet…
The Therapy CrouchIs THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of…
The Therapy Crouch“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete take aim at each other over everything from pastries to…
The Therapy CrouchBetter Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!! Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at…
The Therapy CrouchWould YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from…
The Therapy Crouch“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship…
The Therapy CrouchMother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately…
The Therapy CrouchWhy Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me…
The Therapy CrouchPeter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful. From horrific…
The Therapy CrouchPeter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special! From petty…
The Therapy CrouchThe SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your…
The Therapy CrouchWhat REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own…
The Therapy CrouchDoes Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! Abbey and Peter…
The Therapy CrouchBiggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a…
The Therapy Crouch50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special! Abbey shares her latest travel disaster…
The Therapy CrouchJordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around…
The Therapy Crouch‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf…
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Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA
On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as…