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The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The Therapy CrouchLee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity…
The Therapy Crouch“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags…
The Therapy Crouch‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!
Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12…
The Therapy Crouch"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"
In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting…
The Therapy Crouch"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping…
The Therapy Crouch16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship…
The Therapy CrouchThe Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage…
The Therapy Crouch"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"
In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the…
The Therapy CrouchCrouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in…
The Therapy Crouch“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most…
The Therapy CrouchTherapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”
“Don’t ever say that again” 😂On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts…
The Therapy CrouchShould You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so…
The Therapy CrouchPeter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic…
The Therapy CrouchWork Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.Abbey opens…
The Therapy CrouchThis Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed…
The Therapy Crouch'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and…
The Therapy CrouchHow Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!From…
The Therapy Crouch"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but…
The Therapy CrouchErotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.Abbey and Peter…
The Therapy CrouchIt’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and…
The Therapy CrouchWhen Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet…
The Therapy CrouchIs THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of…
The Therapy Crouch“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Petetake aim at each other over everything from pastries to…
The Therapy CrouchBetter Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at…
The Therapy CrouchWould YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from…
The Therapy Crouch“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship…
The Therapy CrouchMother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately…
The Therapy CrouchWhy Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me…
The Therapy CrouchPeter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.From horrific…
The Therapy CrouchPeter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!From petty revenge…
The Therapy CrouchThe SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your…
The Therapy CrouchWhat REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own…
The Therapy CrouchDoes Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! Abbey and Peter…
The Therapy CrouchBiggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a…
The Therapy Crouch50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!Abbey shares her latest travel disaster…
The Therapy CrouchJordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around…
The Therapy Crouch‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf…
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Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday…
The Therapy CrouchAbbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA
On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as…
The Therapy Crouch‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their…
The Therapy Crouch‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the…
The Therapy Crouch‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever…
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‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years! Abbey drops…
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‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left…
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“Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have…
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Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on…
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Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching. Still feeling the effects of jet…
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Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than UK power couple Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper!Joel is in his true…
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New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are wishing you a very happy New Year!!With it being the holidays it is only a mini podcast today…
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Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!
T’was the night before Christmas and yet your favourite couple are still in full content creation mode and have pulled out all the stops to bring a bit of…
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‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!!In our final AMA before…
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The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!
On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic…
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Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey exposes Peter’s surprising love of a high denier ‘leg warmer’ when strolling around the golf course. In a…
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Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect
On today’s episode of Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa after has what been a whirlwind week as their countdown to Christmas continues…
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Pizza Crouch
On today’s episode, brought to you by Ninja Outdoor, Abbey and Pete welcome a very special guest onto the therapy couch… Pete’s ‘podcast husband’ Chris…
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‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat answering all your burning questions!Abbey and Peter come to the rescue…
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(Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter’s festive feelings are still in full swing as they discuss how to perfect the Christmas party…