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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!
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- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2
Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co. So much is uncovered here, including Mike’s grandmother’s encounter with…
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Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co
Our beloved Patreon supporters have already been reading this book for a week! Join the fun at http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s time to…
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Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!
Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what the next book is! patreon.com/372pages Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and…
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Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!
Support the 372 Patreon! Bonus Real or Fanfics, classical minis, other weirder stuff! patreon.com/372pages “Displace one note and there would be…
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Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective
Support the Podcast on Patreon to get fun stuff like a Meet The Authors with Bill Corbett, Conor’s breakdown of an iconic hip-hop sample, and every…
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Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms
Support the podcast on Patreon and see what you’re missing! It’s the only place to hear Mike’s amazing bonus real or fanfic!…
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Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy!
Support us on Patreon! It’s the only place to hear the legendary Bonus Real or Fanfic we did in between episodes! patreon.com/372pages A jam-packed…
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Episode 114 – Antigua Ep 2 – Beautiful Horses
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Please join them so we can have enough supporters to outnumber the centaurs in this book…
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Episode 113 – Book 19 – Antigua Ep. 1
Conor challenges Mike with a quiz (he does poorly) and then the new book is announced! EDIT: Well this should be interesting. The kindle (CANON) version does…
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Episode 112 – Irene Iddsleigh Ep 3 – HAWKES! (The Gardener)
Our Patreon listeners are our favorite listeners! Join them at patreon.com/372pages and be the first to learn what book we’re doing next Wow…
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Episode 111 – Irene Iddesleigh #2
Support the podcast on Patreon, and hear all about Mike’s Time Advocate theory! patreon.com/372pages Just when you thought Irene Iddesleigh was just…
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Episode 110 – Irene Iddesleigh #1
Join the 372 Pages Patreon and get early access to every new episode! Patreon.com/372pages This book was a surprise, packed with hidden delights. So too this…
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Episode 109 – Book 18: Irene Iddlesleigh
Our patreon supporters have known about this book for a week already and are already sending in their dumb sentences! Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Join…
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Episode 108 – Modelland Extra – Acknowledgments, aka Library Fudge
**Please note that the giveaway mentioned in this ep has obviously already ended** Be the first to find out what our next book is! Support the podcast on…
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Episode 107 – Modelland Ep 7 – O’Neil Rises
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on our Patreon! http://patreon.com/372pages O’Neil of course does not rise. But this is Modelland’s…
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Episode 106 – Modelland Ep 6 – Human Leg Giraffe
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Join them over at patreon.com/372pages Mike catches Conor up on the the plot, which involves a lot of…
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Episode 105 – Modelland Ep 5 – SHOCKING NEWS!
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early plus other fun stuff: patreon.com/372pages Our longest episode yet –…
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Episode 104 – Modelland Ep 4 – O’Neil
Thank you to our Patreon supporters who keep the podcast going and have had access to this episode for a week already! Join them at patreon.com/372pages The…
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Episode 103 – Modelland Ep 3 – AUGH SORRY SO SO SORRY SORRY
Support the podcast with a few bucks on Patreon. Get every episode early, Meet The Authors segments, interviews with Lauren and Bridget, contests, and more!…
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Episode 102 – Modelland Ep 2 – Goggle Eyes & Long Fingers
Please support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early, access to our Discord, and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Conor and Mike wade into the…
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Episode 101 – Modelland Ep 1 – Einfach was für ein Loonerherz
Join the 372 Patreon to get every episode early and other fun exclusive stuff! http://patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor quickly discover that Tyra…
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Episode 100 – We Announce our 17th Book!
A famous person wrote a book so it would be rude of us not to read and discuss this person’s work. Also: 100 episodes!!! First assignment: Read through…
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Episode 99 – Quilters Ep 3 – Goodbye, Cozyverse!
By the first to find out what we’re reading next by joining the 372 Patreon! Lots of other great exclusive posts and events as well! patreon.com/372pages…
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Episode 98 – Quilters Ep 2 – Big Baby Braxton
Join the fun in the 372 Patreon! Last week we all relived Conor’s humiliating Jeopardy loss together. Plus every episode early, contests, and other bonus…
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Episode 97 – Quilters Ep 1 – A Small, Intimate Podcast
Join us on Patreon to get every episode early and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here! Ah, the Clinian Cloud has lifted and the 372 Pages…
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Episode 96 – Book 16: The Quilters Push Back
Get the book here! The task: announce book number sixteen. Forty-seven minutes later the job is done! Why? Because Conor and Mike are incredibly enthusiastic…
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Ep 95 – Ready Player 2 – Suddenly, and Without Warning, We Finished the Book
Learn the next book before anyone else! Join the fun on the 372 Patreon. Bonus eps, Meet the Authors, Discord, and more! patreon.com/372pages An epic podcast!…
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Episode 94 – Ready Player 2 – Apparently, We Were Surprised to Find Ourselves Still Reading This
Join the fun on Patreon for bonus Real or Fanfic, improv with special guests, and surprisingly, earnest analysis of classical music! patreon.com/372pages If…
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Ep 93 – Ready Player 2 – Rolling our Locked Wide Eyes
Ernest Cline’s runaway best seller continues to disgust and annoy us, even as it approaches the home stretch. In this episode we wrap up the seemingly…
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Episode 92 – Ready Player 2 – Is It GameFAQs? Or a John Hughes Geocities Fan Page? It’s Both!!
Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to early episodes, bonus materials, contests and more! Patreon.com/372pages Conor states with confidence that…
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Episode 91: Ready Player 2 – A Constant Loop of Push It
After countless pages of Worldbuilding and freeing child slaves when our hero felt like it, Ernest Cline finally lets some things happen in this section. The…
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Episode 90 – Ready Player 2: Bouncin’ and Blazin’
Don’t miss out on participating in the read along! Join the 372 Patreon and get early access to episodes, as well as a BONUS Real or Fanfic we did this…
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Episode 89 – Ready Player Two – Sharters and Gunters
Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to every episode early, plus a ton of exclusive bonus stuff! patreon.com/372pages Ready Player Two? Let me ask…
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Episode 88 – James “The Tracker” Trackerathorn III
Yes, this may be the final episode of Midnight Sun but Alice has looked into the future and Mike and Conor are still reading it in every possibility but this…
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Episode 87 – MAJOR UPDATE ON PHIL!!
Phil hears from an assistant coach of the Sidewinders that there may be a backup shortstop position opening up! So Renee and he may drive back to…
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Episode 86 – Charlie says, “Huh…”
How em dash HOW em dash is this book not about Charlie hauling in a world record white perch, or at the very least the story of him getting a treble hook…
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Episode 85 – Throbbing Wetly
Twilight but as told from the vampire’s point of view, continues to be a collection of words strung together in mostly coherent fashion, with occasional…
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Episode 84 – RIP Orlando Calderas Wallace
If you like Cline-ian pop culture lists you are in for a treat! In this episode Mike and Conor break down Bella’s likes / dislikes, turn-ons / turn-offs…
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Episode 83 – Lanny
Yes, we talk about things other than Lanny. But we don’t want to! You’ll all be thrilled to learn that Mike drained the budget to reunite the 372…
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Episode 82 – The Comedy Stylings of Emmett
So many words, so many of them “monster”! A jam-packed episode: Conor sails through several Sonic Challenges Mike, ahem, sails through Real or…
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Episode 81 – Book 14
Let’s read another terrible book! But first, a story (By listener request!) about the time Mike inherited a house. It does not go well. This should be a…
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Episode 80 – ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!11” We shooted
Mike and Conor try to make sense of this madness. They come up empty. Still, there are highlights: Conor does a sonic challenge sexily. Mike manages not to…
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Episode 79 – Conor Unveils His Superpower
Conor is able to somehow follow the plot of My Immortal! A power that comes in handy when having to explain it to Mike who views it as somewhat more abstruse…
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Episode 78 – My Immortal
The artists/works to which we compare this 2006 fanfic include: Shakespeare, several times Dickens Sir Arthur Conan Doyle The Bible Thelonius Monk And more!…
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Book 13 Announcement
We’re doing a new book, and if you listen to this, you can learn what it is! Just don’t email about the giveaway, the winners have already been…
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Episode 77 – Man. Silhouette. LEGEND.
The Irishman is envious of the length of this podcast. But there was so much to talk about! While Susan sits dazed, stupefied, sooty, unsure of where she is…
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Ep 76 – The Sad End of Rafael de la Maza
The Brownisms are coming fast and furious now, like chapters in a Dan Brown book! Conor does Real or Fanfic, we Steal People’s Mail, there are Dumb…
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Episode 75 – Cuz My Beeper Kept Beepin’
Looking for good writing in a Dan Brown book is a lot like looking for a sock in a bedroom the size of Texas while sewage spews forth out of a crystal…
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Episode 74 – Chapters! We Got Yer Chapters!
Victor Hugo just texted Dan Brown, “Dude, back it down on the chapters, man! It’s not a contest.” Tolstoy throws in a, “Yeah, cut it…
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Episode 73 – Enter Halite
This episode begins with the introduction of possibly the greatest character in the history of the podcast (apologies to Bleriana, Jack Star, and the Robot…
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Ep 72 – Bobby Digital in Stereo
Man, so much to talk about and so so much is talked about!!* Highlights: A withered naked old woman struggles with a bedpan. The smell of urine is in the air…
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Ep 71 – If “Bizarre Foods” Went Horny
A straightforward Dan Brown thriller, if by straightforward you mean vastly underpaid Georgetown professors sticking their heads into drinking fountains and…
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Episode 70 – Potato Pudding and Space Catalogs
Alas, today we finish Moon People by Dale M. Courtney. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve eaten cheddar bay biscuits at Red Lobster and then…
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Episode 69 – I Seen All Good People
In the middle third of Moon People our hero David Braymer… does NOT go to the moon, or meet people from the moon. But fittingly for this number episode…
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Episode 68 – Still Tippin’ on 222s
Hey, there he is! The shadow has lifted from the moon, and from our souls, and MOON PEOPLE is the glorious result! There’s so much to discuss here, so…
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Book 11 Announcement
Here it is, the 11th bad book we’re going to read together. It’s going to be way more enjoyable than Shadow Moon. This short announcement was part…
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Episode 67 – The Worst Book We’ve Ever Read
452 pages, 2 blood whips, and one StagLord later, we have finished SHADOW MOON by George Lucas and Chris Claremont. Much like Thorn/Willow, we are now very…
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Episode 66 – We Come to Bury Burys
A shocking Very Special Episode! A first in the history of the podcast, possibly a first for any podcast! The smelly, repugnant, filth-caked…
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Episode 65 – Pig Girl Wrecks the Can
Happy new year everyone! A new decade has dawned and we are still reading Shadow Moon. In this segment, to the author’s credit, some stuff actually…
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Episode 64 – Willow Loves Willow
Mike and Conor have a pretty straightforward discussion about how Thorn née Willow formerly “the floor” kinda sorta transforms into The Demon / A…