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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!
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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #3 – The Case of the Balloon Man
WOW! Mentions of Garrett P. Serviss, the phrase “a lick and a promise”, balloon clowns, kidnapping and Reverends. Also, find out if Mike improves…
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372 Pages Ep 179 – Book 32: The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
If you supported our Patreon you could’ve been listening to this a week ago! Join the fun here: patreon.com/372pages In this episode we’ll cover…
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280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Episode #2 – The Case of Merko’s Grandson
Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon in 2024. Hear all 30+ 280 Mysteries, get every new 372 a week early, and other fun stuff if you join us…
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back372 Pages Ep 178 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 – A Cozy Gangland Murder
Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Don’t miss out on getting every new episode early plus all the other fun stuff we have…
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280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back – Episode 1: The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale
Over on the 372 Patreon, which you should join now, we’ve been doing an entire second podcast for a year and a half now called 280 Mysteries We’ll…
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Ep 177 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 3 – Gabe’s Delicious Voice
Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early and lots of other fun stuff: https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here…
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Ep 176 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 2
Support the podcast on Patreon and get to hear all the stuff we talk about on here that isn’t available anywhere else, plus get every episode a week…
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Ep 175 – Book 31: The Quilting Cruise
It’s cozy season! It’s cruise season! Wait, can it be BOTH?? Get the book here https://amzn.to/4fzHWa1 (affiliate link) If you supported the…
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Ep 174 – Tek Kill – Ep 4
Support the podcast on Patreon where you can hear our latest attempts to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown mysteries with special guests Alex Schmidt, John…
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Ep 173 – Tek Kill – Ep 3
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode early as well as all the other fun stuff we talk about on these eps! https://patreon.com/372pages…
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Ep 172 – Tek Kill – Ep 2
Support the podcast on Patreon. Special guest have started joining us for 280 Mysteries! https://patreon.com/372pages We’ve kept you waiting long enough…
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Ep 171 – Tek Kill – Ep 1
Support the podcast on Patreon so you can hear our recap of the previous 7 books in the series, Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, and all the other stuff we talk…
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Ep 170 – Book 30 Announcement: Tek Kill
If you were on Patreon this would be old news because we announced it there a week ago! Support the podcast here: patreon.com/372pages The new book is…
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Ep 169 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 5 – Bat Dance
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear us chat with Paul Scheer and find out what our next book is before anybody else! http://patreon.com/372pages…
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Ep 168 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 4 – Welcoming
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Ep 167 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 3 – Weird
Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early, plus hear Mike’s Bat Story, Conor’s Paul Harvey tapes, an entire bonus podcast about…
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Ep 166 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 2 – Suddenly
Support the podcast on Patreon and get to hear stuff we don’t post anywhere else! This week included Mike’s dramatic courtroom reading of a Prince…
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Ep 165 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 1 – Yucking the Yums
Support the Patreon to mainline Cline before anyone else! You’ll also get to hear our other podcast 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back on off…
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Ep 164 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 5 – Monchi
Thank you to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, get an entire other podcast you won’t find anywhere else, and…
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Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly
Support the Patreon and get every episode a week early, plus access to an entire second podcast, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Look, yes…
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Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel
Don’t be a Monchi, support the podcast with a Patreon subscription! https://patreon.com/372pages Read along with us! Ebook available here. (affiliate…
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Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada
Support the podcast on Patreon! It’s what Sylvia Ball would do. Look, we can explain – there’s just so much to cover! Every single sentence…
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Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche
Support the podcast on Patreon to gain our eternal trust and respect! http://patreon.com/372pages Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (just…
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Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream)
Join the 372 Patreon where all the crazy stuff happens! Get every episode a week early, plus our sub-podcast where we try to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown…
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Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2
Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. We absolutely would not do it if you weren’t there for us. Join the fun next year!…
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Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1
Support the podcast on Patreon! By the time this posts, we’ll already have posted the next episode on there! http://patreon.com/372pages Time to check in…
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Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement!
Support the podcast on Patreon where they found out what this book is a week ago! patreon.com/372pages In real time, Mike and Conor select their next book…
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Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla
Support the podcast on Patreon! We have a video tier now so you can see us mispronounce things in real time! http://patreon.com/372pages An absolutely epic end…
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Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you’ll get every episode a week early, extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else, contests, and more!…
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Ep 153 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 2 – The Tri-Moepek Cup
Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early, participate in our discord, and get lots of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else…
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Ep 152 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 1
Join us on Patreon, where every episode comes out a week early and you get to hear all the other bonus stuff we only put on there! And check out “The…
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Ep 151 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro
Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and other fun bonus stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages The book is currently unavailable on…
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Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris
Help us pick the next book! We’ll be running a poll on the 372 Patreon: http://patreon.com/372pages The Bark Squad wraps up Dodie Smith’s fever…
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Ep 149 – The Starlight Barking Ep 2 – Sleeping Devils
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every new episode a week early PLUS access to our entire archive of five years of bonus material…
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Ep 148 – The Starlight Barking Ep 1: Dalmatians Be Whooshing
Support the podcast on Patreon where you can get every episode a week early as well as other fun stuff like Mike trying to solve the world’s most…
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Ep 147 – Book 25: The Starlight Barking
If you were on Patreon, you’d have known what the new book was a week ago! Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Let’s figure out what the…
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Ep 146 – Artemis – Ep 5 – Bleriana’d
Be the first to find out what’s next by supporting the podcast on Patreon. You’ll also hear a new subpodcast where Mike tries to solve Encyclopedia…
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Episode 145 – Artemis Ep 4 – Dale and Bob and Loretta and Welding
Join the few, the proud, the jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Every episode a week early and other fun stuff: http://patreon.com/372pages The…
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Episode 144 – Artemis Ep 3 – Rudy Explained, Kinda!
Join the fun on Patreon, where last week we watched Forrest Gump together, Mike for the very first time! http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here In this…
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Episode 143 – Artemis Ep 2 – Sean Meets the Morals Brigade
Support the podcast on Patreon! Because of you, Mike watched Forrest Gump for the first time this week! There is nothing that could prepare you for the, ahem…
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Episode 142 – Artemis Ep 1 – Mounties on the Moon
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon! Get the book here What if Garrett P. Serviss dictated a story to Ernest Cline? We think it would go a…
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Episode 141 – Book 24: Artemis
Support the podcast on Patreon, where they’ve known about this new book for a week already! patreon.com/372pages Alright, NOW it’s time for Book…
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Episode 139 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 4 – Suddenly!
Find out what our next book is going to be a week before everyone else! Join the 372 Patreon. WOW! Really no words to describe the insane events in the final…
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Episode 138 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 3 – Zest and Interest!
Support the Podcast on Patreon and hear all about the *first* arson Mike committed! Plus get every episode a week early and lots of other non-arson content…
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Episode #137 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 2 – Australian Mine Owners!
Support the Podcast on Patreon to get every episode a week early and hear fun stuff like our pitches for Groundhog Day themed Cozy Mysteries! Come for the…
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Episode #136 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 1 – Serviss is Selling
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode a week early and other fun stuff! Our first reading of Garrett P. Serviss’ Edison’s Conquest…
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Episode #135 – Book #23 announcement
Shake off your weighted blanket and put down that spoon you’re licking yogurt off the back of. It’s no longer cozy season, dammit! It’s time…
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Episode #134 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies
Support the podcast on Patreon where you’ll get every episode a week early and hear our recaps of the two other cozy Christmas mysteries we read this…
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Episode #133 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2 – Old Man Things to Talk About
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Episode 132 Murder in Christmas River – Ep 1 – Drunk Daniel
Support the podcast on Patreon and get some EXTRA cozy this Christmas season! patreon.com/372pages Get the book HERE (it’s free on Kindle Unlimited)…
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Episode 131 – Christmas River Murder Ep 1 – Announcement
Our patreon supporters have been reading this book for a week already! Join in the fun at patreon.com/372pages Get the book here (Free on Kindle Unlimited)…
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Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!
Find out our next book before everyone else when you support the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here To quote the perpetually stoned kid…
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Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Once we hit 1000 supporters, Mike will watch Forrest Gump for the first time as a live watchalong! patreon.com/372pages Get the…
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Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body
See how our trip to the Mall of American Bubba Gump Shrimp Company went, only on the 372 Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re deep into…
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Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early and other exclusive fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, after a rough start we’re…
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Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles
Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode early, hear our recent live show from Minneapolis, and more great stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book…
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Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution
(This book may be a little hard to find because our Patreon supporters learned what it was a week ago and bought up all the copies. Join them so you…
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Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5
Come see us do our first LIVE PODCAST in three years, Friday 7/22 at Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis! Details on our facebook and twitter pages. Thanks to…
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Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can watch Conor drink gross New Coke variants, hear Mike’s story teased in this ep, and so much more!…
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Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3
Support the podcast on Patreon, the only place to hear our Minneapolis live show and see our trip to the Mall of America Bubba Gump Shrimp Company! Get the…