Shows / 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!
Episodes
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries – Ep 53 – The Case of the Supermarket Shopper w/ Austin Tichenor
Like 280 Mysteries? There’s a whole bunch of unreleased episodes on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike is joined by Reduced Shakespeare Company and…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #215 – Ep 4 Remain – Wow.
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early, 280 Mysteries episodes, and everything else we don’t release on the main feed!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #214 – Ep 3 Remain – Toast.
Join the Jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early and stuff we don’t post anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 50 – With Stin of Chat Pile – The Case of the Fighter Kite
Get access to the entire 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike is joined by Stin, the bass player for the acclaimed group Chat Pile…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #213 – Ep 2 Remain – Cats.
Support the podcast on Patreon to hear exclusive stuff you won’t get anywhere else! This week we covered the Donald J. Sobel mystery with the dumbest…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #212 – Remain Ep 1 – Someone Better See Dead People!
Support the podcast on Patreon! New 280 Mysteries with a surprise guest coming next week! https://patreon.com/372pages A new book, with new authors (to us)!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #211 – Book 39 reveal!
Everyone on our Patreon has already been reading this book for a week! That’s a good thing, right? Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Like Hydrox…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #210 – Empress Theresa Ep 5 – What Happened to the Parkers???
Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages The very last reading of Norman Boutin’s…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #209 – Empress Theresa Ep 4 – Goodbye John, Stephanie and Jennifer. Heck, all the Parkers!
Support the podcast on Patreon to hear stuff you won’t hear anywhere else! Mailbags, Choose Your Own Adventure Streams, 280 Mysteries and more!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #208 – Empress Theresa Ep 3 – Plywood and Water Columns. Oh, and a New Jerusalem.
Stop sending all your money to Steve in England, support the podcast on Patreon instead! patreon.com/372pages Is it a novel? Is it a manifesto? Is it the…
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back280 Mysteries Ep 49 – The Case of the Oven Mitts w/ Bill Oakley
Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to the entire 280 Mysteries catalog! https://patreon.com/372pages Legendary Simpsons writer, showrunner, and…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #207 – Empress Theresa Ep 2 – Emperor Steve
This isn’t the first book we’ve covered about an attractive young woman who gets implanted with a dark matter / alien / ancient lifeform by a…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 22 – The Case of the Midnight Visitor
Like listening to 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back? There’s almost 30 more of them that are only on our Patreon! Sign up today…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #206 – Empress Theresa Ep 1 – Grandpa, no, No, NO, NOOO!
Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode a week early and hear extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages – #205 – Book 38: Empress Theresa
Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early and have access to a whole bunch of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else!…
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor!
Be the first to find out what we’re reading next by supporting the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages As any hero would say, without looking back…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS!
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and a ton of other stuff that’s only available for supporters!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook
There’s a whole bunch more of these only on our Patreon! Go check it out: https://patreon.com/372pages Conor v. Donald J. Sobol. Two men enter. Only one…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages – Ep 202 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 2 – Raise a Glass of Shadow God Blood!
Level up in: Supporting the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages If you are reading along – and we’re gonna go ahead and assume…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 20 – The Case of the Dwarf’s Beard
Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and take part in fun exclusives like our Choose Your Own Adventure livestream with John Hodgman, only on the 372…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2!
Don’t wanna be a NOOB? Then support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early plus other stuff we don’t post anywhere else!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 19 – The Case of the Wagon Master
Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and get every episode of the podcast a week early, only on our Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages It’s like…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages – Ep 200 – Book 37: The Mayor of Noobtown
Is there a genre we at 372 Pages have not covered? Oh, yes. Yes there is. Join us as we dive into the wildly popular world of LitRPG and our latest book The…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 18 – The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps
Listen to the whole 280 Mysteries archive, that’s over 40 episodes, on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor almost wanted to recuse…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem!
Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages How still we see thee DIE! Above thy CREEP…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!
Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Join the fun and get a whole bunch of stuff you can’t hear anywhere else…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy
Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet
We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries with special guest Dan Deacon, and be the first to learn what book is next!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog
Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man!
Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early, plus access to every 280 Mysteries episode! https://patreon.com/372pages Find out how…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 15 – The Case of the Missing Watch Goose
Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including our brand new episode with Joel McHale, only on the 372 Pages Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #194 – Deception Point Ep 2 – Ice Bullets, Snifters and Puggish Smiles!
Support the podcast on Patreon where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries episode with special guest JOEL MCHALE! patreon.com/372pages Courvoisier-sipping…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 14 – The Case of the Hungry Hitchhiker
Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive on our patreon! patreon.com/372pages For once, once, it’s a hitchhiker that’s hungry and not a damn…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #193 – Deception Point Ep 1 – Save Your Meal of Horse Till AFTER You Read About M. Tench
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode a week free plus all the other stuff we don’t post anywhere else! patreon.com/372pages Dan Brown is…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #192 – Book #35: Deception Point by Dan Brown!
We announced this book a week ago on our Patreon! Join in on the fun and support the podcast at patreon.com/372pages We kick off another voyage into the…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 13 – The Case of the Foot Warmers
Check out our Patreon to be the first to find out our next book and to hear the entire 280 Mysteries archives, including the episodes we just released with…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #191 – Night of the Crabs Ep 3 – Limpet Mines, Potholers, Mills Bombs and Constitutionals!
Join the Jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Find out the next book before everyone else and hear the 280 Mysteries we recorded with Bridget Nelson!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries Ep 12 – The Case of the Five Clues
It’s Conor’s turn to solve the mystery, and Mike has picked out a fiendish one. There are five clues this time, and in a series where even the sole…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #190 – Night of the Crabs Ep 2 – If You’re Gonna Do That Anywhere, Do it in the Spiky Grass!
Support the podcast on Patreon and hear stuff you can’t get anywhere else like Mike & Conor’s read thru of the CLASSIC 80s Choose Your Own…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 37 – The Case of the Carousel Horse – W/ Ken Jennings
Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages Yes, the smartest man we’ve ever met – and we’ve met…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #189 – Night of the Crabs Ep 1 – Grandpa NO!
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode early, plus exclusive episodes like our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host Ken Jennings!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries – Ep 11 – The Case of the Stolen Pigs
We just announced our next 372 Pages book on our Patreon! Find out what it is, and get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, by supporting the podcast!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 10 – The Case of the Bird Watcher
Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including the episode we just recorded with Jeopardy host Ken Jennings, on the 372 Patreon…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #188 – Ugly Love Ep 5 – This is Brad’s World Now
Be the first to find out what our next book is going to be, join the 372 Patreon and get access to every episode a week early, and a ton of other exclusive…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #9 – The Case of the Missing Penny
Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive by supporting us on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages We’re back to Idaville, the boy detective, Leroy…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages #187 – Ugly Love Ep 4 – No, Cap Does NOT Sport a Thong
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you’ll be the first to learn what we’re reading next and get access to a whole archive of stuff we’ve…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep #186 – Ugly Love Ep 3 – Dillon = HERO
Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, plus access to the 280 Mysteries archive, plus fun stuff like the Choose Your Own Adventure…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #8 – The Case of the Frightened Playboy
Gain access to the entire 280 Mysteries archive, plus get every episode of 372 Pages a week early, when you sign up for our Patreon!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep #185 – Ugly Love Ep 2 – Kissing. SO Much Kissing…
Don’t be a Dylan, support the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Follow us on TikTok! Look, Cap is a ghost. Or a specter. Or a haint, or…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #7 – The Case of Cupid’s Arrow
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get access to the complete 280 archive, every episode a week early, and other fun stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep 184 – Ugly Love Ep 1 – Cap’s “V” Points Right to His Bullseye
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get to hear everything before everybody else and get a bunch of stuff we only post there!…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries #35 – The Case of the Mysterious Thief – With Craig Finn
Hear the full 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages Craig Finn of The Hold Steady joins our little podcast and the results are nothing…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep 183 – Book 33: Ugly Love
Support the podcast on Patreon, where they found out what the book was a week ago! https://patreon.com/372pages It’s been 32 books, but it’s…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #6 – The Case of the Skunk Ape
Here’s another diabolic mystery concerning Idaville’s very own cryptid, the legendary SKUNK APE! It also, for the third time since we started doing…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep 182 – Muggles #3 – Zyn? You all right, man?
Want to know what we’re reading next before anybody else? Support the podcast by subscribing on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages This is our last…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #5 – The Case of Bugs Meany, Detective
In our latest foray into Idaville based petty crime, Mike will not be alone in his attempt to solve a mystery. He’ll also have to compete with legendary…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep 181 – Muggles #2 – Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor…
Let’s start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children’s book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #4 – The Case of the Frightened Witness
Witness Intimidation is all the rage in Idaville, as Mike tries to solve the most insanely diabolical “mystery” the boy detective and your hosts…
- 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
372 Pages Ep 180 – The Legend of Rah and the Muggles #1 – Death. War. Destruc — oh, hello, Walter!!
Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early plus other assorted nonsense like Mike trying to recap Star Wars and our other podcast…