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Questionable Detour
Every episode, three of the most qualified men alive answer hypothetical questions, provide flawless life advice, perform expertly crafted improv, and develop business ideas that could change the world if cowards would simply get out of the way. A podcast for people who hate themselves, made by people who definitely do.
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Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a…
Episodes
Questionable DetourTrying to Sink A Ship To Hit On The Coast Guard?
What’s the best way to enjoy a cruise? The experts explore several proven approaches. First, we help Alan prepare for Seattle with a comprehensive discussion…
Questionable DetourDancing With The Dead Person at Their Funeral?
What’s the best way to run a funeral home? The experts explore several proven approaches Finally, we help a listener tell someone he can’t stand them. Have a…
Questionable DetourInviting Strangers to Sleep In A Hearse?
What’s the best way to take a road trip? The experts explore several proven approaches. Then, a listener asks us to design a theme-park ride with an unlimited…
Questionable DetourBringing 13 Hot Scarecrows to an Office Party?
What’s the best way to handle an office lunch party? The experts explore several proven approaches, including sharing facts about where serial killers were…
Questionable DetourTrapping a Plummer In The Basement To Make Him Fight An Electrician?
What’s the best way to handle a repairman coming into your house? The experts explore several proven approaches, including settling trade disputes through…
Questionable DetourWhy Is This Kangaroo Kind of Hot?
Physical attraction follows clear scientific principles, and this episode determines the proper response when a kangaroo becomes objectively handsome. The guys…
Questionable DetourThe Dead Man Comes With the House?
A properly selected home should include an unexplained pit, hyena security, double-decker toilets, and at least one elderly man permanently installed as décor…
Questionable DetourIt’s Time For A Pubic Hair Check?
Data centers can only be defeated through superior infrastructure, maritime colonization, and a properly installed miniature Elon Musk figurehead. The guys…
Questionable DetourTouching Nipples With Bigfoot?
Modern air travel requires affordable fares, premium cockpit access, specialized guinea-pig security teams, and flight attendants trained to hunt D.B. Cooper…
Questionable DetourBurning dead bodies, buying a human, and sleeping in a van with a man
On this episode of Locally Sourced, the boys get a job at the local gas station, visit the towns farmers market, and interview protesters in the great town of…
Questionable DetourRacoons stealing Viagra, calling fat women, and a freaky grandma
In this episode of Locally Sourced; the boys take you on a tour of the library, and the Hog Wild festival, as well as speaks to a racoon problem they are…
Questionable DetourFraming people for pooping in public, calling in bomb threats, and living with a Nazi
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle a code red bathroom situation? Buy a house on House hunters Have a…
Questionable DetourLeaving your family with nothing after you die, having fat kids, and sexy King Kong
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do your handle a parent-teacher meeting for your child? Relax everyone with some ASMR Have a…
Questionable DetourStarting a family drug problem, a sexy grandma saving the day, and helping people become rich.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How to you manage your money 2)What do you do if you get caught in a bank robbery Give some…
Questionable DetourFinding a sexy Bigfoot, throwing dangerous animals at people, and covering yourself in blood.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle road rage? Tell us some classically known stories Have a hypothetical question…
Questionable DetourSmearing mustard on yourself, showering with a Star Wars villain, and risking everyone's life on an airplane.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do you do when you go to a gym? Talk about normal things an airplane pilot might say. Have…
Questionable DetourTorturing your new coworker, giving a racoon colon cancer, and starting a travel show!
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do they make a new coworker comfortable on their first day? Take an adventure around the…
Questionable DetourWalking into an amputee meeting, using a merry-go-round to poop, and have a guard tower in your house.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What is their bed time routine? Go house hunting! Have a hypothetical question you want to…
Questionable DetourGetting your wife addicted to drugs, cutting a wedding ring out of your chest, and meeting a rat pimp.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How did they propose to their wives Tune into QD-NPR for a story about drugged up rats Have a…
Questionable DetourConvincing people that they murdered someone, selling dead animals, and becoming a crawfish president
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do you do when you go to a high school reunion? Give each other therapy. Have a…
Questionable DetourShooting a cannon at a family, training people for the apocalypse, and bringing a spear to a public pool
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do you do at a public pool? Do a draft of things you would bring to a public pool Have a…
Questionable DetourHanging criminals with hair, being in an old person gang, and playing with pickles
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What are you like as a barber? Give us a news story Tell us some fun facts about getting old…
Questionable DetourTrapping people in a reptile terrarium, supporting child labor, and ripping old peoples' hair out
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle hotels? Give some wisdom to people in need Have a hypothetical question you…
Questionable DetourTaking drugs and falling asleep at the wheel, selling people as a monthly subscription, and making ASMR
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1) How would you be as a car salesmen? Tell everyone some deep, dark secrets Break into the ASMR…
Questionable DetourLifting 900 hamsters, Highway fatalities by a dog driving a car, and pulling objects from your underwear
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How would you be the best professional dog walker Come up with movies for Hollywood Have a…
Questionable DetourAttacking people with corn, throwing cats off of trains, and getting your computer searched
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle going through drive-throughs? QD-NPR tells us about current events in our…
Questionable DetourCollecting crippled people, showering with your laptop, and fighting a demon
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1) What is your morning routine? Give some fun facts about sleep Have a hypothetical question you…
Questionable DetourBeing a trashy cigarette mom, stealing teeth and toenails, and not knowing the difference between elbows and knees
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle a new college roommate? Run some self-made ads! Give some Psychiatic therapy…
Questionable DetourShaving people's legs while under a table, having a kid fight an inmate, and creating a multi-dollar sock business!
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What would you do as servers at a restaurant? Read a news article about Allen's new business!…
Questionable DetourBecoming a worm person, surprise wrestling strangers, and giving your girlfriend a dead deer
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What is your New Year Resolution? Give you million-dollar business Ideas. Give advice to those…
Questionable DetourDying in someone's chimney, Naked Santa, and trying to date a 3,000 year old woman.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What you do as Santa? Draft the best Christmas night clubs to go to Fight for the love of the…
Questionable DetourTaking a man on a hunt in a Walmart bathroom, forcing people to eat your old bread, and mourning our dead cohost.
The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do they do when someone comes and uses the urinal right next to them 2)What do they do in libraries Mourn…
Questionable DetourLetting a man inside your clothes with you, wearing wet socks to bed, and concerning every father.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle getting fitted for clothes? Draft things that would concern fathers Give us…
Questionable DetourMurdering armadillos in front of your family, a bird cult, finding your boyfriend in witness protection.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do they do for thanksgiving? QD-NPR gives us knowledge about the world around us! Give…
Questionable DetourBringing racoon blood to your doctor, dating a man with wounds, and drinking antifreeze.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle going to the doctor's office? Try a new segment where the guys go on a dating…
Questionable DetourSleeping on mattress you found at a dump, kidnapping people for open heart surgery, and buying your own grave plot.
The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How to you make a house a home? Introduce a new segment called "Did You Know?" where they give you fun facts…
Questionable DetourUsing a school bus to stop crime, letting dangerous animals out into a city, and becoming a Pharoah.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What would they do as a school bus driver? Read a news article about Allen taking creep shots…
Questionable DetourScaring kids with a fat man in a tub, wearing human skin to scare your grandma, and dying on the Oregon trail.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do they scare kids for Halloween? Do a draft that picks the best costume to scare their…
Questionable DetourChopping off the heads of mice in front of students, bringing a live bear into a classroom, and fighting your homeless father to the death
The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How to they handle being a substitute teacher? Give some self-therapy to each other. Play the original game "What…
Questionable DetourGiving taxidermy animals to children, a bunch of turned-on crocodiles, and letting people die in a hospital
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1) What do they do at a kid's birthday party? Tune into QD-NPR to talk about some horny crocodiles…
Questionable DetourKidnapping fat people, Fighting your wife in an underground fight club, and dating an Italian prince
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do they do for sleepovers and slumber parties Message a guy on Craigslist that is looking…
Questionable DetourGoing on a date with 3 guys, living in a van with 3 guys, and popping out of bushes to meet women
On this special episode, The guys go on a date with Evan.Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at…
Questionable DetourDrinking pee in a business meeting, having a very special relationship with a janitor, and being addicted to sneezes.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1) How do you handle being in a business meeting? Take some time give themselves some therapy…
Questionable DetourSanta is flying a B-52 bomber, making a grown man your baby, and giving crab facts to women.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What they do during a test drive. Meet with THE Ukrainian Santa Give advice to those in need…
Questionable DetourKnocking people out and collecting their teeth, getting speech impediments, and going deep in the woods with some lumberjacks.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What they would do if they were dentists Play "what do they say" Read a news story about Allen…
Questionable DetourMaking children train for WW1, throwing your wife at someone, and reindeer helping the Russians fight Ukraine.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you be the best babysitter? Do a draft of the best things to throw at someone. Tune into…
Questionable DetourThreatening people in a bathroom, an electric grandmother, and talking to a guy about his amputated leg.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle an awkward bathroom situation? Tell us what movies everyone should watch…
Questionable DetourDoing drive by shootings in an airplane, fighting old ladies, and helping the disabled
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical question: 1)What would you do as an airline pilot? Read a news article about themselves! Give advice to those…
Questionable DetourPuking on people in an elevator, trying on strangers' shoes, and drafting Anne Frank for combat
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical question: 1)What do you do when you are on an elevator with other people? Tell us how British people talk…
Questionable DetourPutting out cigarettes on your Uber Driver, what white men are truly afraid of, and putting frogs in mailboxes.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical question: 1) How do you handle using Uber? Call on QDNPR to speak on the loss of the water cooler in the work…
Questionable DetourBecoming the wife of the house, belittling a father and robbing a bank as penguin people.
On this episode:The boys answer the hypothetical questions: What do you do when you meet your significant other's parents for the first time? Read a news…
Questionable DetourKissing dead people and giving death prophecies at a funeral, and talking about those darn white people.
On this episode: The boys talk about what they do at a funeral Bring in a new segment called "what would they say" Have a hypothetical question you want to…
Questionable DetourTaking deaf and blind kids to the movies, gaslighting a robber, and getting extra credit.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What they do in movie theaters2)How do you handle a home intruder? Give some advice to those in…
Questionable DetourPutting bees in a guy's pants, pulling a gun on a plane, and curling up and dying.
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How would you handle a bar fight?2)How do you handle traveling on a plane? Run some self-made…
Questionable DetourStealing doorknobs, becoming a man's wife, and helping someone with life threatening problems
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What they would do to close a sale as a door-to-door salesman.2)What would they do to handle a…
Questionable DetourMassaging the shoulders of a kidnapper, mannequin people, and seeking counseling on Craigslist
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do you do if you have a customer that is rude to you?2)What would you do to get dropped off…
Questionable DetourKilling people at the Bass Pro pyramid, peeing rocks, and a shrimp cult
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How would you let someone know that they have toilet paper stuck to their shoe?2)What skill…
Questionable DetourSocial justice for Centaurs, a monkey active shooter, and drunk dogs that drive.
On this episode:The boys answer the hypothetical questions:1)What activism group would you like to start?2)What would you do if you were invisible?The sister…
Questionable DetourMarrying a fat redneck in a pool, hiring the vulnerable, and admitting to a hit and run on Craigslist
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What is your wedding going to be like?2)What type of employee are you looking for? Message a guy…
Questionable DetourHaving multi-personality disorder, and making people bungy jump for their food
On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What would you do if you were asked to do something against your morals?2)What type of…