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Touching Nipples With Bigfoot?

Modern air travel requires affordable fares, premium cockpit access, specialized guinea-pig security teams, and flight attendants trained to hunt D.B. Cooper following his transformation into Bigfoot. The guys also explain how nipple contact transfers cryptid powers and provide proven methods for impressing a father through cosmetic enhancement, leg-hair transplantation, and decisive chainsaw use.

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