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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
Have Kids, They Said…Naked Poops
Rich and Nicole discuss strange ways kids use the bathroom and how the onset of puberty can impact your kid's behavior. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
Have Kids, They Said…Hot and Juicy
Rich and Nicole go over getting sick, getting lost and getting caught (with friends). Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
Have Kids, They Said…Flirtopia
Flirting with your spouse can be tough, especially with kids. Rich and Nicole break down the do's and don'ts of flirting. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
Have Kids, They Said…Where The F Is My Chicken Salad?!
Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made…
Have Kids, They Said…Lustful Flirting
Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
Have Kids, They Said…Vagina Therapy
Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the…
Have Kids, They Said…Nature's Lube
Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions. Have Kids…
Have Kids, They Said…Who Let The Dogs Out?
Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom. Have Kids, They…
Have Kids, They Said…Do the 'Due
Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
Have Kids, They Said…Semen Demon
Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
Have Kids, They Said…Crotch Slam
This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys. Have Kids, They…
Have Kids, They Said…Nip Slips
Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…Matt's Response
Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…Soaking
Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
Have Kids, They Said…The Finger
Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents. Have…
Have Kids, They Said…Nicole is Back!
Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
Have Kids, They Said…Update on Nicole
An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If…
Have Kids, They Said…Flirting for Fish
Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi. Have…
Have Kids, They Said…Getting The Poison Out
This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care…
Have Kids, They Said…Knees & Apologies
Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
Have Kids, They Said…Say It or Think It?
It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season…
Have Kids, They Said…Cooters
Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
Have Kids, They Said…Swallowing Specialist
Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
Have Kids, They Said…Tinsel Titties
Rich and Nicole go over red-eye flights, awkward injuries, and holiday parties. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
Have Kids, They Said…Dick Strangulation
Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
Have Kids, They Said…Turkey Jerky
Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
Have Kids, They Said…Dick Etiquette
Rich and Nicole go over the do's and don'ts of getting it on with your partner. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
Have Kids, They Said…Dumb Dads & Sex Shows
Nicole and Rich are joined by comedians Kevin Laferriere and Evan Kyle Berger of the 'Dumb Dads' podcast who help them dissect nighttime routines and being…
Have Kids, They Said…Halloween & Lisa Marie Riley
Rich and Nicole go over the spooky season and the reality of parenting with comedian and social media star, Lisa Marie Riley. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
Have Kids, They Said…Episode 100 with Joe Gatto!
Rich and Nicole keep it 100 with comedian and parenting expert, Joe Gatto of ‘Impractical Jokers’ in the 100th episode of Have Kids, They Said! Have Kids, They…
Have Kids, They Said…Foreplay
Talkback and sock bats. This episode, Nicole and Rich cover it all- from their kids' amazing one-liners to how schools are making things too easy for students…
Have Kids, They Said…Peed Where?!?
Rich and Nicole discuss sleeping patterns and awkward places to go to the bathroom. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
Have Kids, They Said…Rich's Meat
Something goes wrong with Rich's meat while Nicole's kids learn about lying versus joking. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
Have Kids, They Said…Lactation Porn
Rich and Nicole explore the internet and discuss having "the talk" with their kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
Have Kids, They Said…She's Dead?!?
Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d…
Have Kids, They Said…Not Just A Hole
Rich and Nicole go over spoiling your kids, monsters and how to show respect in the bedroom. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…How Much Did She Cost!?
Rich and Nicole discuss how much is too much for a babysitter, annoying things our partners say and wether or not friends without kids should accommodate…
Have Kids, They Said…Talk, Tell, Tackle!
It's back to school season! Rich and Nicole explore ways kids can deal with bullies and go over some not-so-awesome things that happened during summer…
Have Kids, They Said…Who Gives A Sh*t?
Nicole and Rich go over the crazy fears kids have and forming alliances with other parents. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…Babysitter Porn
Rich and Nicole go over some of the highlights of their time together in New York. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
Have Kids, They Said…Walked In On...
Nicole and Rich discuss what happens when your kids walk in on you "wrestling" with your partner. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…Girth Has Worth
Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
Have Kids, They Said…The Gardenfather
Nicole feels like nothing is ever good enough for her kids while Rich tries to fit in with "cool dads" at his kid's school. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
Have Kids, They Said…Say Titties!
Nicole and Rich go over the chaos of celebrating July 4th with kids... and the dog. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
Have Kids, They Said…Do You Know Who I Am?
Nicole ponders using her name to get better service while Rich discusses how to cope with sickness while watching the kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
Have Kids, They Said…Short Fuse
Rich and Nicole discuss the different ways their partners are snapping. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
Have Kids, They Said…Faking It
Nicole asks Rich for advice over a fight she had with her husband right before their anniversary. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
Have Kids, They Said…Eff You, Mary Lou
Nicole gets emotional in a discussion involving Mary Lou Retton and planning ahead while Rich is getting ready for Pride Month. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
Have Kids, They Said…Free Range Parenting
Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
Have Kids, They Said…Honk If You're Horny
Rich has an embarrassing episode in Target while Nicole's daughter nearly costs her $10,000 at an auction. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
Have Kids, They Said…Would You Rather...
Nicole shares a story about her kids playing 'Would You Rather' and Rich turns it into an adult game. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
Have Kids, They Said…Think Before You Boo
Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
Have Kids, They Said…Bridgerton in Bed
Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made…
Have Kids, They Said…Wet at Walmart
Nicole takes issue with Uber and Rich shares a discovery he made at Walmart. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
Have Kids, They Said…Peep Show
Nicole and Rich discuss how to take advantage of the Easter Bunny and how to avoid spoiling your kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
Have Kids, They Said…C*ck of the Roost
Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave. Have Kids, They…
Have Kids, They Said…Saraaa!
Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers. Have Kids…
Have Kids, They Said…Yo Yo, Dude Bro
Kids take after their parents in some amazing... and not-so-amazing ways. Nicole wants her kid to stop saying "dude" and "bro" while Rich has advice for…
Have Kids, They Said…Insta-Family
This week, Nicole and Rich discuss it all: weird instagram posts, words of wisdom from celebrity friends, and celebrating your child's minor achievements. Have…
Have Kids, They Said…Just Say "Okay, Mommy"
Kids can be rude. Luckily, Nicole and Rich are here to discuss some ways to correct rude behavior. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made…