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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
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Moist and Dewy
Nicole's vacation didn't go quite as planned and Rich takes us through his kids first haircuts. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
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Dad Bod to Rad Bod
Staying in shape is tough but Rich is feeling motivated. Luckily, Nicole has some workout tips from Insta-moms. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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The Marianne
When it comes to kids, grandparents can be helpful... but sometimes, they get in the way. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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F---ing for a Good Cause
Nicole and Rich reminisce about dating and life before kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d…
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Sorry You Feel That Way
Rich and Nicole have different takes on how to apologize... and how not to apologize. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
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Poppin' Croissants
Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening... Have Kids, They Said... is…
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Be Fancy
This week, we're covering some deescalation techniques: muttering under your breathe and "being fancy". Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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To Haircut or Not to Haircut?
Can one haircut determine your kid's personal style forever? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d…
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Santa's Secrets
Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the…
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Keeping the Peace
It’s the holiday season but these nights are not silent. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d…
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The Breaking Point
To elf or not to elf (on the shelf)? That is the question we’re asking this week. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
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Guilt Burgers
Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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Face Crabs
Nicole’s son carries on the long tradition of men playing pee games and Rich is licking oatmeal off his kids faces. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
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The Ultimate of Cock-Blocks
Rich wonders why we don't have crypto currency class and Nicole’s daughter Parker says: “Mommy you're delusional”. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
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Guggies
Nicole’s son sparks an illicit dance party and Rich loses his senses. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis…
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This Blows
Rich goes home with a stupid ugly pumpkin and Nicole picks a fight at the park. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
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On-Wine-Shopping
Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.” Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made…
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Sandy Poops
Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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Danger Mom
Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If…
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Daddy Here
Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Everything Copacetic?
Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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Couch Issues
Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
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Digital Play
Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made…
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Dogs in Cars
We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and…
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Bedtime Bodyslam
In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
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Carseat Gate
Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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They Were Right
Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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Diaper Bombs
Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
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Curb Appeal
Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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Ballentines Day
Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by…
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Mad Mad Mad
Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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Back to ‘Fornia
Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to…
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Creep Alert
Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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Burn
Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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We’re Feeling Weepy
Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If…
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Barista Boys and Bouncy Slides
“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
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Letters Home
Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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Gender Reveals?
Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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What Team Are You On?
Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Semi-Smurfed
Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich…
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Butt Lobes
Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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The 11th Floor
Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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Was it Really Broke?
Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. Have Kids, They…
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Sara Speaks
Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas. Have Kids, They…
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Booblets
Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
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Macaroni in a Pot
Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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Release the Beast
Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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Thank You Jefus
Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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The F-Word
Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole…
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Throwback Thursday
Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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To Vasectomy or not to Vasectomy?
From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Toonophilia
Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…
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Observing the Childless
Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape…
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Swinging Into 2021
Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Christmas Nightmares
Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Hanukkah Bush
Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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Sasshole
Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…
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We’re Thankful For…
No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM…
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Johnny!
Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network…