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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
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Play Fierce
Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole…
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Koozie Stache
Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole…
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Peppermint Patty
What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it…
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Hide the Smut
If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a…
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Sex Lives of Conjoined Girls
This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t…
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Sick Pirate
Now this is how you start a podcast - coughing your lungs out. Why? Because everyone is sick. Nicole and Rich talk about how you can’t blame someone for…
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Marigolds & Gummies
Today, Nicole and Rich are wondering how you enhance your life as a parent (without your kids around!) before getting into spring break activities that drain…
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Bangin’ Oldies
Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some…
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Droppin’ Loads
Nicole and Rich are thinking about two things: the Olympics and ... Kate Middleton. Stick around for things we hate this week (could give you the ICK - the…
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Faked It!
When was the last time you had a sloppy joe? Nicole & Rich are back with lots of flavorful stories (and memories) along with The F*ck Do We Know questions for…
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Turn Up the Heat
Parents have gone wild this week as Rich is back from vacation and knows way too much about the Spring Breaker crowd. We talk about what 'words' work with your…
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Collect All Six
Today, Nicole is not committing Murder on the Dancefloor, while Rich has his kids packing light for vacation. The pair celebrate the Kelce family's success in…
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The Hot Ones
Nicole & Rich are back with their regular podcasting schedule and here to answer your questions on a Tuesday! Do we want to know the ins and outs of famous…
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Appleberry Bottom
Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with…
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Matt Ryan's Rage
Matt Ryan co-hosts this special episode with Nicole and the pair discuss psycho basketball dads, Matt's recent injury and traveling with kids. They also…
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Throw That Butter
Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using…
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Parental Partying
With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling”…
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Bloody Balls
Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without…
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Little B*tch Rich
Rich goes to Disneyland with his family and loses his temper at one of the employees. Meanwhile, Nicole has all sorts of questions about something called “Man…
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Hornables
How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these…
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Bad Daddy
Sports can bring out the worst in parents as Nicole and Matt discover at their kid’s basketball game. Also in this episode: a sleepover gone horribly wrong…
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Wanna be Sore?
Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying…
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Held Against My Will
How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode…
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Perfume On Your What??
Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds…
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Make An OnlyFans, They Said…
Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes…
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O Holy Nut
It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the…
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Lie Until You Die
What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell…
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Ugh, Seriously?
Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and…
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Divorce.com
Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in…
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Christmas Party Problems
Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see…
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Golden Semen
How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown…
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Nicole Lost Her Kid
Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what…
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Rick Mavis
Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The…
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Bedroom Gobble
Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in…
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What, No “Thank You”??
Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the…
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Oh That's Poop
Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also…
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Father...
Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids…
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Halloween, Am I Right?
Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this…
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I Get What I Want
A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies…
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Vote Tampering
Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when…
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Cookie Duster
Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen…
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Domino Daddy
Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The…
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Ice Pack Parents
Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting…
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Damn Straight, B*tch!
With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning…
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What Do You Miss The Most?
Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the…
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Tight Tittie Tee
Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to…
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Have Kids, They Said (Taylor's Version)
Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents…
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Chicken Cutlets
Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude…
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I Know He’s A D*ck But...
When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who…
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Rich's Biggest Challenge
Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out…
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Rich is Thirsty
Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has…
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Don't Be A Statistic!!
Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss…
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Creaky Bed
Nicole explains how difficult it is to get dirty while on family vacation and Rich goes over swimming lessons with his kids and wondering what it will be like…
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Was She Scammed??
Rich and Nicole try to figure out if Rich’s wife, Sarah, was scammed. The duo also discuss what to do when your kids break something in someone else’s home and…
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Team Player
Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his…
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The Horny Traveler
Nicole and Rich discuss what to do when your kids are mean, getting evicted and traveling long distances. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast…
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Dolphins Do What?!?
Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins. Have Kids, They Said... is a…
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83 Months Old
How old is too old to explain your kid's age in months? Rich and Nicole discuss this as well as pools with too many rules, bathroom scares and how to break…
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15 Minutes of Fame Dad
It's tough when kids have a favorite parent. Rich, Nicole, Sarah, Matt and Nicole's Mom all hop on to discuss favoritism in kids, the ethics of bribery, and…
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Jock Itch?
Rich and Nicole go over Father's Day and teaching your kids the value of a dollar. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan…