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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
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Justice for HOYT
This week, Rich’s baby Ben adorably tries to host the podcast while the kids are home from school. Nicole recaps her favorite Dave Matthews concert moments…
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Double Stuffed Whoreo
Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage…
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Bang One Out
Rich just returned from Miami after six days away from his family, and we get to share the heartwarming moment his kids welcome him back. Fun fact: Rich…
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Smuggle My Jerky
Nicole and Rich are back to close out your week with the “Fyre Festival” of Fay Balls. Rich recounts his night out with his wife, Sarah, dressed to the…
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Bonus Episode: Satisfying Podcast
Nicole is shaking things up this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside cohost Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole…
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A Little Titty touch
This week, Rich and Nicole are back and share a wild mix of stories, including a father who ended up walking no one down the aisle, forgetting his daughter at…
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Beautiful Mom Ripping A**
Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the…
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The God Squad (w/ Brittany Leigh Ball)
Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of…
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Not Today Satan
Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on…
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Mouthgasm
Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event…
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You Are The Village B*tches
Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift…
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FVCKABLE DADS
Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel…
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Alexa, Who’s The Sassiest Alive?
This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons…
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High At The Dentist
We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing…
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RAGER AT THE COLONOSCOPY OFFICE
This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an…
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Blast Balled All Night
Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole…
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The Dicky Tug w/ Sarah, Matt, & the Mets
Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's…
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Hard Boiled Eggs w/ Katy Perry
Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays…
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Rich Got Kneed Off
Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy…
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Mid-thrust Mommy
Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming…
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I Have a Grandpa’s Ass w/ Mark Zito
Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly…
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I knowuhhhh w/ Halsey
Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour…
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Own Your Pep Nips
Nicole is probably still shaking from the trauma she endured on her son Keegan's birthday yesterday. She needs a hug from all of you ASAP! Today gets emotional…
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Heard, Helped, Held or Humped
Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his…
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CrossFit Jesus
Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your…
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Podcast Bone*
Nicole and Rich are back this week. LET'S GO! Hawk Tuah Girl is also back but has been caught in a lie. Nicole and Rich fangirl over Costco and Kirkland and…
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How’s Your Bottom?
Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich…
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You’re Not Ugly, You’re Just Poor
Nicole is stressed, and Rich is chilling while they reminisce and blush over Saved by the Bell. Together, they salivate over handsome actors over 50: Rob Lowe…
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F***ing Coward
Rich and Nicole get emotional today with Rich’s lovely wife, Sarahhh… But not before covering the story of a fitness girl who brought her Tupperware to a first…
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How To Raise A Citizen w/ Lindsey Cormack
Nicole and Rich invite the very thoughtful Lindsey Cormack onto the podcast today and discuss the importance of being able to have difficult conversations with…
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Sliving
Rich and Nicole are winning, saying wazzup and welcoming the new Hawk Tuah girl, Buffet Bae. Sorry, not sorry, we are still obsessed with Snoop Dogg and his…
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D**kqualified
Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is…
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You Got the Woozy Tunas
Rich and Nicole are back this week, with round 2 coming up. Rich shares that his wife, Sarah, and he went out to eat AYCE (all you can eat) sushi, and while…
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THE BOWL SCROLL
Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his…
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We Promised, We Delivered Joe Gatto
Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we…
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Jerkage
Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain…
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Consequences and Repercussions w/ Stanley T
Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the…
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Guess Who’s Back, Matty’s Back!
Rich is still on vacation and on a side quest to get to New York to visit Nicole; meanwhile, “Evil Rich Davis” is co-hosting today, aka Nicole’s husband Matty…
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Jim Nantz the Fisherman?
Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get…
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Cover Your Pubic Mound
Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole…
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Rich and The Babies
Nicole and Rich are off this week on holiday! In the meantime, Rich, Sarah, and the babies have road trip stories to share, question if you can use the phrase…
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In His Nipple Era
The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice…
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HAND JOB SPECIALIST
It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous…
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Not The Balls That I Like…
Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want…
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Eat My A$$ for Thinking That
Inside Out 2 is crushing it at the box office while bringing Nicole to tears. Rich shares his WET buttery popcorn secret—nothing like what you get at the…
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I’m Not a Chai Guy
Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test…
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Nicole is not the Skibidi Rizzler
Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship…
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A$$es Are OUT!
Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why…
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Pits Balls Butthole AND FEET
It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day!…
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The Big Booty 200!
Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful…
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Scammed by a 7 Year Old
This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year…
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Syringe Baby (with Matt Ryan)
Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by…
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Not Car-ee!
Rich experiences the biggest meltdown ever in public while his partner Sarah has a Mom’s Night Out where the gals let their hair down. Nicole hears all about…
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Who’s the F*cking Boss?
It’s time to debrief on the events of Mother’s Day because Nicole isn’t happy, and when did it become her responsibility to capture all the family memories!?…
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Bathroom Pump Up
Should parents still ground their kids? That's today's big topic, but first Nicole's hubby Matt makes a guest appearance to help settle an important debate: is…
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Girthy Gary
Nicole and Rich dive into the week's hot pop culture news, from The Roast of Tom Brady to the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar rap beef—and you bet Nicole somehow…
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Where Should I Put This Bad Boy?
As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his…
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Put the P in the V
Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak…
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Financial Boner
As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s…
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Keep It Hairy
We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich…