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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
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Tip Anxiety
In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral into the realities of aging — from desperate anti-wrinkle measures to making a blood pact never…
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He's Got That Albatross
This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into Father’s Day feels. Rich’s List o’ the Week makes a return—along with Nicole’s fiery rage (sorry…
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Starfish, it's Provocative
This week, Rich and Nicole are calling out the myth of “catching up” and why it’s the most polite lie we all keep telling. They get into the everyday chaos of…
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Just Rub It In
This week, Rich and Nicole are all over the parenting map—from missed texts to missed headlines (Rich has no clue what’s happening in the world), and the Great…
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Not Too Tight Around the Middle
In this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle everything from spring cleaning chaos to marital attraction, and can it ever be a bad thing?…
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Saggy T*tt*es
On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is using the show as her personal GRWM moment—because why not podcast and contour at the same time? Meanwhile…
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Melty B
On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole serve up a whirlwind of parenting chaos, personal confessions, and hilarious hot takes. From…
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Rated R for Rhino
With Nicole off on a well-earned vacation, Rich is joined by his longtime radio pal Niko for a dad-filled takeover of the pod. The two kick things off…
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Fill'er Up
In this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral from summer planning stress to existential dread—with plenty of laughs (and chaos) along the…
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Nooks and Crannies
This week on Have Kids, They Said, Nicole is joined by a very special guest, Sara, aka Rich’s better half, who steps in while he’s out. The episode kicks off…
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*69
Nicole rolls in rocking the gun show (thank you, no shirt sleeves), and things spiral hilariously from there. The duo tackles tattoos, parent exhaustion, and…
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Popetuationship
On this episode, Rich and Nicole have had it—why do kids treat parents like background noise? Rich shares a classic moment of Ben-level sass, while Nicole…
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Liar, Liar, Snaps on Fire
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the big question: what do moms really want for Mother’s Day (and what’s just painfully…
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Tap, Tap...Before You Enter
On this week’s episode of Have Kids They Said, your favorite hosts Rich and Nicole are serving up laughs, chaos, and a little bit of wisdom—parenting-style…
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Kissin' and Touching Boobies
On this week’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich unveils yet another new diet plan and somehow takes credit for Nicole and Matt’s entire marriage (yes…
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Snip Happens
In this episode, Nicole is not okay with Keegan’s fresh haircut, and she’s letting it be known. Meanwhile, Rich is still salty about saving a kid from a poop…
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Coochie Cash
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are riding solo without Jess (come back, we miss you!) and diving headfirst into the chaos of parenting, relationships, and…
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Boots with the Fur
In this laugh-packed episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are serving up real talk, relatable parenting rants, and a surprise Mets/Soto play-by-play…
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Call ME Daddy
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the…
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Space T*its
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin’s all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old…
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Alligator, Suck It
On today’s episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college…
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Daddy's Purple Undies
On this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and…
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Lightening Premier, Biatch!
This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without…
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The Bean Flicker
In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS…
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Atlantis is Real?!
In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and…
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I Think I Banged Her
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay…
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Set The Tone
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath…
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Zero Gravity Thrusting
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking…
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My 16-Year-Old Sticky w/ The Ryans
In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket…
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Kicking It w/ COVID
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said…
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Slob Kebob
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing’s going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich’s wife Sarah wearing headache…
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Nicole Is a Man in a Strip Club
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich chat about Nicole’s recent trip to Vegas with her other show, The Morning Mashup, her newfound love for Thunder Down Under…
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Booty Town, Before Flavor Town
In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole clash over Nicole's strong reluctance to ever move to Los Angeles. She’s feeling the strain of her kids’ jam-packed sports…
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You Better Shave That Thang
In today’s episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little…
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Great Golden Good w/ the Ryan's
On today’s special episode of Have Kids They Said…, the Ryan's are taking over! Nicole welcomes her husband, Matt Ryan to the pod and the two discuss Matt's…
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Rich and Sara's Episode
On today’s special episode of Have Kids, They Said…, The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones…
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OLDER and BETTER
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok…
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Big Dill or Little Gherkins?
In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering…
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Munch On Down To Vag Town
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the…
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If You’re Not Growing, You’re Shrinking
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story…
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Rich The Push Over B*tch
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum…
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Ass Access
On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him…
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Keegan’s Croc Game
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and…
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Bonus Episode: Satisfying Podcast 3
Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM…
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The Dos and Don’ts of STDs and Lice
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich’s strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole…
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Have You Seen My Balls?
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your…
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Spin Doctors, Condoms, and Rice Krispies Treats (w/ Adam Brody)
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich share their love for the movie Love Actually. Nicole hilariously reflects on the raunchy scenes she forgot about, which…
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Doctor Butt Stuff
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has…
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Is That A Doody Nugget?
Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let’s face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all…
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CUMtrol
Happy New Year’s Eve, listeners! We hope you’re enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring…
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Christmas Trees Are Like Titties
Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of Have Kids They Said! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich’s…
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Complimentary Bulge
Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her…
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Sexophrenia
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s…
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Bonus Episode: Satisfying Podcast 2
Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM…
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Real-Time Divorce (w/ Alyce Chan)
In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions…
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Tubberware
Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess had an epiphany realizing that they would starve if their partners weren't in their lives. Rich is obsessed with Lindsay…
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Blockbuster Was Foreplay
Nicole and Rich are back, diving into conversations about skincare and those pesky wrinkles we all dread. They’re on a mission: who’s Gwen Stefani’s doctor?…
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Browsing for Caulk
Nicole and Rich wrap up your week, exhausted by Elf on the Shelf and the added challenge of keeping the Santa myth alive. Their advice for parents…
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For Christmas, I Want a New Family
Nicole and Rich are back, sharing their Thanksgiving adventures, from Broadway’s Wicked to a rogue Christmas tree that nearly made a break for it. Plus, Emmy…
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What Are You Rememberful For?
Nicole and Rich are feeling extra thankful today—for you and your incredible support! 🦃 In this festive episode, they dive into a fun-filled feast of stories…