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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
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The Bunny in the Room
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a…
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Sparkling Clean T*tties
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder…
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Houseboats & Strippers
On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to…
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Whole Lotta Hog
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks…
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Ghost of Old Man Clemmons
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up…
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Ahoy Hoy
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow…
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Defeated and Depleted
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform…
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Friends Forever
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia…
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High Sleep Debt
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think…
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Parker Handles It
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose…
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Bone In
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures…
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Frontal Fart
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole…
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Tinsel T*ts
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really…
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There's an L in Rudolph
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect…
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Rest Easy Piper Waffles
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper…
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Double Onion Volcano
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are…
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John F'n Williams!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into…
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We Spackockled It
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs…
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I'm One Thankful B!tch
On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent…
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Don't Burn the Toast
On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real…
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I'd Bang Ulysses
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into…
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Guilt Burgers
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old…
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Throbbing Rod
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving…
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Stress Pickle
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about Rich loving his daughter hyping him up, the sexiest man alive, Wicked, Dodgers…
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Halloween Razzle Dazzle
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole get into the Halloween spirit talking costumes, candy picks, and just how much is too much for…
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Ramen Juice
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about: people loving when Nicole tortures Matt, a baby prank, childhood dentist memories…
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Marriage Rocks
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into Rich has softball detective work, AI spouses, and what is on a birthing playlist. What do…
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A Girthy Stem
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk Theraguns, getting the poison out, and the great pumpkin hustle—are you a painter…
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You Can't Stop a Sailboat
On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going…
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We Got the Liquid Meats
On today’s episode, Nicole’s in full chaos mode trying to track down Matt and Keegan, while she and Rich argue over Columbus Day. They talk bad food cravings…
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Gang Bangs and Hair Plugs
On today’s episode, things go off the rails fast—starting with gang bangs (yep, that’s the opener). Rich and Nicole talk double dates, Nicole’s sweaty…
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Call Me Keno
On today’s episode, Rich and Nicole dive into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, important life events during the big game, and a good…
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I'm Gonna Melonball Your Balls
On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward…
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Ghost Butt
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl…
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DooDoo
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take…
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I'm Suckling On That
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get…
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Banana Princess
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas…
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Itsy Bitsy
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of…
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Ballsnatcher
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral…
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Noodling
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first…
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Wax My @ss!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?!…
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Wind Blowing Through My Mullet
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor…
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Hood Rat SH!T
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s…
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Shag Life
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy…
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Taylor & Travis
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now…
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Women like YOU!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas…
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Pen!s Satchel
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and…
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I Think I Know What's Going On Here
This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives…
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Sniff the Stink
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2…
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Hummers and Tech Issues
This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game…
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Enema Blaster
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is…
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Soulmates or is the drugs?
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items…
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Vicious D!ck Game
On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt—subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails…
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Faceless Penis
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s…
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A Cure for Daddy Issues
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try…
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Hey Boss
Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who…
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F@ck Vince!
While Nicole’s soaking up the sun in OBX, Sara jumps in to co-host with Rich! They dive into everything from Rich’s sneaky solo binge-watching habits, to 4th…
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D!ck Burn
On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss the history of fedoras and baseball hats, surviving long car trips, and the latest jean trends…
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Did You Check On Them?!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the ever-relatable struggle of staying cool while slowly slipping into “wait, am I old?”…
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SYBAU
On this week’s Have Kids, They Said, Rich recaps his CRC shenanigans in Vegas while Nicole lives out his Broadway dreams—and Nicole's Barry’s booty camp near…