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Have Kids, They Said…
Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.
Episodes
- Have Kids, They Said…
T&A Accessory
On today's sode, Rich is in a mood, so Sara comes in to have couples therapy. Matt's mom made a clerical error at the doctor's office. Keegan's string of…
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Colonel Mustard?!
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about generational music and what makes you a dinosaur. Matt hops on for some stories; find out what it has to do with…
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Halloweenie
On today's episode, Rich can't help but whip out his spooky-season joke about yawns and ghosts... you know the one. Nicole had some crazy fever dreams and is…
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Gym Wh*res?!
On today's episode, Rich might as well grab a shovel, continuing from Tuesday's sode. Shane Gillis does come up; do you think the joke went too far? And the…
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Who is Peri?
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole catch up. Rich tells us about his birthday in NYC. Have you ever binged a show as a family? Rich did, and the fam LOVED it!…
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Romantic Haven
On today's episode, Nicole is having tech ISSUES. Are you a 'keep it all' or 'throw it all out' kinda person? It's all over the place in today's episode. Rich…
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Millennial Teapot
On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about…
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Ghost S*x
On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for…
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The D Word
On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for…
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Sweaty Attack
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity…
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Tops & Bottoms
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC…
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Full Figured Unicorns
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PodMaxxing
On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower…
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Picklenuts
On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower…
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I Love Coach
On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the…
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The Token Straight
On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit…
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Darn Tootin'
On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate…
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Love A Suburban D!icks
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you…
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That Ship Has Sailed
On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with…
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Wick D!ck Ick
On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you…
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The Ultimatum
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about…
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Masters of the Awkward
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the…
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Creamed My Pants
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole…
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Use Your Head
On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out…
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Poppin' Presidents
On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and…
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Wear & Tear
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and…
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Concert Diapers
On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your…
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The Gardenfather
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe…
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Melons
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What…
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Quack Quack, Village B!tches!
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick…
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Throw in a lil more citrus
On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at…
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Elbow Sack
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how…
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Botox & Gophers
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is…
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Can I Get a Plus One?
On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at…
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Oh, Rats!
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich…
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Bowlorama Rich
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by…
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Bean Grinder
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call…
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Slurpee Sounds
On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone…
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Porch Goose
On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a…
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Frothy
On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on…
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Nips Up
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk…
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Rub With Inentions
Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning…
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Bang It Out
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family…
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Poop Gate
On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls…
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Three-Legged Race
On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he…
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Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us…
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Bi-Condiments
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking…
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Really Scoopin' In There
On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay…
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Giraffe Chiropractor
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and…
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A Ruckus in the Coop
On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and…
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Cat Docking
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible…
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Take It Like A Champ
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt…
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Bangers & Mash
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day…
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Master P
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise…
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Thrusting & Totes McGotes
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign…
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Do You Wanna Strengthen My Pelvic Floor?
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social…
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Don't Be A Potato
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate…
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Where's the Punchline?
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes…
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It's A Sextinction
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a…
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Bring Balls Back
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into…