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- Seeking Derangements
*Preview* SD 316 - A F*ociaggine w Fig & Prosciutto
Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we…
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SD 315 - The LesbiList w/ Girl God pt 2
April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 213 - STIM Majors
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro…
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SD 312 - Mutual JO at the Portal
Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC…
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*Preview SD 311- The LesbiList with Steven & Lily
Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to…
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SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments
Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem…
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SD 308 - What in the Pronoun? *Preview*
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SD 307 - Live, Laugh, Leer w/ Theda Hammel and John Early
Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the…
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SD 302 - Reunion Episode
Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells…
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*Preview* SD 301 - We're Getting New Jobs
Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send…
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SD 300 - We Did It Yall w Cara Cunningham
Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find…
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*PREVIEW* SD 298 - Manton Sheher
Happy Sunday! We're back and talking about having 4 impacted wisdom teeth, rockabilly women (again), having sex with Timothee Chalamet, Anton Chigurh's gender…
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SD 297 - BPD (Best Person Disorder)
Hello seekers! Today we're all back and taking your calls. We hear from people with BPD, people who have girlfriends with BPD, help a guy who wants to have sex…
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*PREVIEW* SD 296 - Jonathan Van Mess
What up Seekers! Today we assembled to record an emergency pod on the Rolling Stone's article about JVN's "monstrous" and "nightmarish" behavior on the set of…
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SD 295 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 12 w/ Jack Wagner
Happy Sunday everyone! We're back for the 12th installment of the Gay List with Jack Wagner of Otherworld. We talk about the recent P Diddy scandal, Jacques…
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*PREVIEW* SD 294 - Fortnite Germonatta
Full Episode on Patreon Hesse and I go to Jen's new apartment to see her new face and to talk about why everyone hates Amy Schumer, why Amy Schumer hates…
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SD 293 - Never Stop Smoking Weed
Welcome back yall, today we talk about Joe Biden's sex life, global circumcision rates, a van full of men with guns being outside your house, getting your head…
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SD 290 - Bisexual Purple Heart
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Today we're all back together and trying to figure out what happened at the Super Bowl, why Jacques thought Selena Quintanilla…
Seeking DerangementsSD 285 - Hellen Keller ft MC Escher
What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss…
Seeking Derangements*PREVIEW* SD 285 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 11 w/ Will and Felix
Will and Felix join us to dust off the old Gay List and declare judgements on how straight men should behave during a shooting, if it's sus to use oven mitts…
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SD 284 - All The Dishes As Well
Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and…
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SD 282 - Clumsy Sexy Boyfriend Island
Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths…
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SD 280 - Quit Meth for Love
Whats up players we're back with another episode! Today Jacques and I help Hesse punch up her stand up routine, investigate the Hasidic tunnels, and take your…
Seeking DerangementsSD 276 - Ho Ho Homo w/ Kevin Leonardo
The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy…
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SD 272 - We Need To Talk About George
Hello everyone! We're back and talking about none other than the don diva herself...FKA Kitara...AKA Latino Baby Grinch...George Santos. We draft a group…
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SD 270 - Bushwick Roommate Torah and Talmud
We cover episode 13 of Undercover Billionaire but not before one of us reveals her new chosen name, we recant what was said about Gwyneth on the last episode…
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SD 268 - Wet Dreams in Jail w/ Girl God
Girl God is back to face down an interview conducted by the one Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, we talk about the most embarrassing moment of everyones life, planning…
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SD 264 - Tour Du Trauma
Here's the first half of our special Halloween episode for you broke bitches who cant subscribe to our Patreon. Reporting from the most haunted city in the…
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SD 262 - John Hinckely Jr. WHO??
Jacques reveals his new and improved self, we talk about the slay nerd who tried to assassinate the queen bc his AI girlfriend told him to, and we take your…
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SD 260 - What in the Pronoun?!
What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator…
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SD 257 - Dr. Professor At Law M.D.
Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know…
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SD 247 - *Unlocked* The Three Caitlyn Problem w Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family…
Seeking DerangementsSD 255 - We Told Everyone At Church You Were GAY
Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL…
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SD 252 - OMG I'm a Chad Yas
Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik…
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*PREVIEW* SD 251 - Finger Banging w/ Rena
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and…
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SD 250 - Zero Depth Thirsty
Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old…
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SD 248 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 6 w/ Angel Money and Jake Sillen
Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us…
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*Preview* SD 247 - The Three Caitlyn Problem w/ Macy Rodman & Kaye Loggins
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family…
Seeking DerangementsSD 246 - My Disgusting Femme Presenting Lesbian Ass Life
Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied…
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SD 244 - *Preview* One Wrong Number
Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a…
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SD 243 - Lizzo Ben Mora Evil Than Yall *First Half*
Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into…
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SD 242 - Ya Man's Gay pt. 5
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it…
Seeking DerangementsSD 241 - *PREVIEW* The Kevin Leonardo Interview
Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay…
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SD 240 - Yum Yum Yum Pa'Con
Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers…
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SD 239 - Ya Mans Gay pt. 4
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it…
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*PREVIEW* Lego Neil Patrick Harris w/ Girl God
Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!
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*UNLOCKED* SD 218 - Let Them Draw Him
We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we…
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SD 231 - Ya Man's Gay Pt. 2 w/ Will Sennet & Nate Fisher
We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A…
Seeking DerangementsSD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda Hammel
Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating…
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*PREVIEW* SD 229 - Queer Eye Review
Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called…
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SD 226 - If Your Man is Listening He is GAY
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it…
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SD 221 - Parking Lot Perverts
Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground…
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*PREVIEW* SD 218 - Y'all Let Them Draw Him
I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one…
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*UNLOCKED* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and…
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*PREVIEW* SD 217 - Everything Said In This Episode is Either Alleged or Parody
Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool…
Seeking Derangements*PREVIEW* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and…
Seeking DerangementsSD 214 - xxBeauregardThaDivaxx
Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe…
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*PREVIEW* Undercover Billionaire 10 with Jake
As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from…
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SD 210 - Listener Questions
Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for…
Seeking Derangements*PREVIEW* SD 208 - Losing Touch With Reality?
We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for…