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- Seeking Derangements
*Preview* SD 392 - The Gay List pt. 17 w/ Palma
Hello Seekers! Welcome everyone, Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I are joined by super producer Palma who stops by to promote his new show The Drain. We…
Seeking DerangementsSD 391 - Certifried Friercrackers
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I solve the aviation crisis, discuss the explosives that were planted all over Jacques neighborhood…
Seeking DerangementsSD 389 - Doll Madness Pt. 2
Greetings Seekers! Full Video on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I are back with a special video episode. We discuss Luigi Mangione's alleged Cinema…
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SD 388- Wine Night
Ben here, happy to bring you an extra long episode featuring Jen and Hesse. We each drink a bottle of wine and call our Dads, Jacques and two different…
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SD 386 - Squidward....black?
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 385 - Die w/ Theda Hammel
FULL EPISODE ON PATREON Ben here. Today, Theda Hammel joins me to recap our experience at Bryan Johnson’s Don’t Die Summit. We cover all the deeply unsettling…
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SD 384 - A Peak Behind the Velvet Curtain
It's S-S-Seeking Sunday!!! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I finally cancel Raven Symone, I give my recipe for the Perfect Salad, and then we have a very…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* Valentine's Love Line w/ Jamie
The full video is available only on our Patreon! Ben here, Hesse, Jacques and I are here with Jamie AKA the Mother of the Pod to answer all your burning…
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*Preview* SD - No Podcasters Refused
Ben here, today I finally made it on the Sniffies podcast only for Hesse and Jacques to show up and throw the whole thing into chaos. It ended up being fine…
Seeking DerangementsSD 380 - Free Trade?? Where!?
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the American woman who is holding 100 press conferences in Pakistan about how she is refusing to…
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*Preview* SD 379- Karoline LEAVE IT!
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SD 378 - Oh Vicky, You'll Be So Proud
Ben here, today Jacques tells Hesse and I about his ongoing medical issues and yes, it's extremely graphic. Then we write and send Jacques' resume to Woah…
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SD 376 - Hyperbolic Chamber
Hello Seekers! Ben here, Hesse and Jacques join me today to talk about the Inauguration, the various facelifts it featured, and of course what we expect from a…
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*Preview* SD 375 - Ni Hao
Ben here, today Jen joins me to talk about an encounter we had with an old gay man last night in Hudson, discuss our attempts to avoid being hungover, the Tik…
Seeking DerangementsSD 374 - Mother of the Pod w/ Jamie
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today I interview Jamie, the 58 year old hairdresser, mother of two and long time listener of the podcast. We talk about her gay…
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SD 373 - Mister Lady w/ Jen
It's Seeking Sunday! And we have norovirus. At least Jen and I (Ben) do. Hesse is on this one with us too. We talk about congestion pricing, going to Thailand…
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SD 371 - Staff Infection
It's Seeking Sunday yall! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Hilaria Baldwin, her personal beef with Hesse, our favorite dogs, which dogs look like…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 370 - Happy New Year
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I give some predictions on the year to come, look back at some of our favorite moments from the one past, and…
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SD 369 - Drones & Crones
Ben here, today Hesse Jacques and I discuss wether or not Nancy Pelosi's honkers had anything to do with her spill down the Duke Of Luxembourg's marble…
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SD 365 - Luigi Man-I-Gonna Nut
Ben here, on todays episode Hesse, Jacques, Max and I talk all things Luigi: his eyebrows, his GoodReads, his alleged assassination, and what this all really…
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SD 362 - Hesse's Podcast Boot Camp
Today we have something different for you all: in preparation for her eventual death from being hit by two trains at once in 2076, Hesse has decided to start…
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*Preview* SD 361- How To Train A Shrew
Hello Seekers! Ben here, on today's episode Jen stops by to sit our asses down and educate us about Wicked. Hesse unveils her history as a theatre kid, we hear…
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SD 360- The Gay List pt. 16 w/ Chloe Cherry
Today Chloe Cherry joins us to crack open the Gay List once again. Before that we discuss her favorite sandwiches, her budding DJ career, and test her gaydar…
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*Preview* SD 359 - Smells Like Teasis w/ Jen and Meg
Ben here with a special music/talk episode made to bring you sunshine and fun in these literally dark times. We hate winter y'all. Jen Sillen and Meg "the Bad…
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SD 358 - Our Dearest Donna
Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I beg Donna Brazil to hire us as DNC operatives, discuss some shocking updates on Jacques voodoo doll, and nominate our own…
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*Preview* SD 356 - Is Anyone There
Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I debrief the total failure of the Kamala Harris campaign and Jacques tells us about zipping up one of his testicles…
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SD 355 -Shawn Mendes More Likes Shawn Does-Men w/ Angel Money
Happy Sunday! Ben here, on today's ep Hesse and I are joined by the one and only Angel Money to discuss Biden fumbling the Puerto Rican/garbage narrative…
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*Preview* SD 354 - Salmon From His Friend w/ Will Menaker
Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're joined by Will Menaker. Jacques bullies everyone for 15 minutes, then we all bully John Fetterman and Elon Musk, continue…
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SD 353 - Delectable Therapy
Happy Sunday everyone! Ben here, on today's episode Jacques tells us about inviting Real Housewife Dorinda Medley to a dinner with Emeril Lagasse, Hesse shows…
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*Preview* SD 352 - Stream Jelly Roll
Hello Jelly Nation! Ben here, posting from the great state of Vermont. Im joined by long-time friend of the pod Jen Sillen and more importantly, Meg–the Bad…
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*Preview* SD 351 - Identity Parade
Today we mourn the loss of Liam Payne, discuss our past alleged criminal acts at various grocery stores, if it's possible for muscled gay hunks to fall off a…
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*Preview* SD 349 - From Flab to Fab
Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking…
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SD 348 - Daddy Sucking Lips
Happy Sunday! Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls!…
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*Preview* SD 347 - Ferry Fall w/ Jen Sillen
Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 346 - IstanBullying & Herassment
On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi…
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*Preview* SD 244 -
It's Seeking Sunday! Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest…
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*Unlocked* SD 339 - Columbo V. Holmes w/ Masha Breeze
NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty) In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are…
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*PREVIEW* SD 343 - Jacque-ipedia w/ Grace Frued
Full Episode on Patreon. On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor…
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SD 342 - The Gay List pt. 15 w/ Steven & Lily
Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike! Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we…
Seeking DerangementsSD 341 - The LesbiList Part 3
Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend…
Seeking Derangements[AUDIO] SD 340 - Doll Madness
Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural…
Seeking Derangements*Preview SD 339 - Columbo V. Holmes
Happy Seeking Sunday! Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter…
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SD 338 - Alpha Top Conference
Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed…
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SD 336 - Club Predictable
Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's…
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SD 334 - The Hesse And Masha Show (ft. Masha Breeze & Trudy Bonfires)
It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a…
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SD 333 - They/She Vance
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance…
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*Preview* SD 332 Three Special Goofballs w/ Brandon and Asad
hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a…
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SD 331 - We Promise To Not Start A Riot
Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's…
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*Preview* SD 330 - Rent Is Due, F4660T5
Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with…
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SD 329 - White Women: Answer the Call w/ April Clark
Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian…
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SD 327 - Freak Week w/ Theda
Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the…
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*Preview* SD 326 - Music, Headlines, & Calls
Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot…
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SD 324 - Going Nuclear
Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional…
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*PREVIEW* SD 323 - The Return Of Jacques
Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4…
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*PREVIEW* SD 322 - Goodbye. Period.
Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the…
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SD 321 - Ya Man's Gay pt 14 w/ Hasan Piker
FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test. Will he…
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*PREVIEW* SD 321 - Vag'ing Out with the Sisses
Hello Seekers! Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his…
Seeking Derangements*PREVIEW* SD 320 - Brandon "the Boogie "Wardell vs Headmistress Jacques"
On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my…
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SD 319 - *Aztec Death Whistle* You Have Herpes
Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to…