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- Seeking Derangements
SD 525 - Disk Issues
Hello Seekers! Ben here today we discuss building Jacques a commerative statue, how to live comfortable with a giant penis, and why bi men should only have…
Seeking DerangementsSD 539 - The Gay List pt. 17 (?) w/ Sridhar
Ben here, today Sridhar joins us to revive the gay list! We deliver verdicts about if its gay to have eyelashes, get stabbed by your girlfriend, catch meat at…
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SD 535 - Candy Licker
Ben here. Today, Hesse and I begin the show by discussing a traumatic incident that left me screaming on a stepladder, picking a winner in a certain Dominican…
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SD 533 - Let Us Wake That Up
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Jacques theory about the "goth girl renaissance," boomers use of AI, and plan our performance art…
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SD 531 - Crazy Off: Benjamin Smith VS. Jacques Gonsoulin
Hello, Seekers! Ben here. Today, Boston’s most fabulous real estate agent, Benjamin Smith, joins Jacques and me for the face-off of the century. It’s Smith v…
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SD 529 - Judging Women's Bodies w/ Marley Gotterer
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley joins us to discuss being raised jewish and Hindu, nominative determinism and judging women. See Marley next Tuesday at…
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SD 527 - 100% Slaying
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I craft some allegations about everyone's favorite new band and then take a quiz all about…
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SD 523 - Who Done Died?
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our right wing turn, Jacques makes a plan to confront Elon in Lafayette, Hesse gives us some…
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SD 520 - Women's Academy w/ Greta
Greta joins Jacques and Hesse. They discuss childhood obsessions, tried to take a quiz and failed, and debated what the coolest favorite rapper to have is.
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SD 518 - How Can I Be Miss Puff I Don't Even Drive
Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today we talk about a talent show Jacques went to, if spinning chairs on the ground counts as a talent, what celebrities we'd…
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SD 516 - The Summer of Ass w/ Jamie
Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today Jamie (AKA Mother of the Pod) joins Jacques and I to discuss Andrew Tate getting arrested, Bryan Johnson dying, and getting…
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SD 515 - Would You Rather
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the viral poop lettuce, getting Uptown Legionnaires, and the wildfire smoke blanketing NYC…
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SD 513 - Empowerment Boots w/ Steven Phillips-Horst
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, writer, podcaster, and fellow evil gay Steven Phillips-Horst joins me. We discuss sublet season, how Steven's stint…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 511 - Bear on Bear Crime
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Theda Hammel join us to discuss the three of the most toxic couples to ever exist: Taylor and Travis, Karamo and Jussie…
Seeking DerangementsSD 510 - You Don't Love Sprite
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the heatwave, how AI will make you stupid, and take a freaking HOT BUTTON political QUIZ!
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SD 508 - Turnin Pernt
Hello seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I attempt to break the spell cast upon the women of Turning Point USA, discuss being cut in line, and the…
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*Preview* SD 506 - Seeking Radio
Say it with me: It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I are back with another talk radio episode. Between playing some of our favorite…
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SD 505 - The Talk Got Too Real w/ Nicole
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Nicole joins us to discuss losing her virginity to Jacques, their Facebook Marketplace beef, rehab'ing snakes, Madonnas new…
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SD 504 - Karamination
Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I unbox a gift Jacques father gave him. It's from his grandfather and mostly full of poison which…
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SD 503 - The Cat and the Fat
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss starting a full service wedding company, play a very revealing round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and get…
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SD 501 - And I'm Not Patient
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss which one of us is most likely to start the next Sexual pandemic, how veterans are the most…
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BONUS: Two Musicians One DJ w/ Clarke and Hudson
Hey yall its jacques on this episode of seeking arrangements, we are blessed with two talented music, darlings clarke and Hudson. We play a game where they…
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SD 498 - Carnival of Souls
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my recent hauntavirus diagnosis, Disney Adults, and cheating poly senators. Plus Max joins us!
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SD 496 - Big Back Pro
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I nominate our dream cast for a Rachel Dolezal biopic, discuss the new Michael Jackson movie, and hear from…
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SD 494 - Bayou Pon Pon
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I open the show by discussing some regional drama in Lafayette, then we get to the attempted assassination…
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SD 491 - Movie Jacque-set w/ Michelle Gold
Hello Seekers! Today we're bringing you another episode of the ONLY movie recap podcast available. Hesse and Jacques are joined by Michelle Gold to review the…
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SD 489 - No Stigma w/ Marley
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley Gotterer joins Jacques, Hesse and I to discuss our varying paths to fame in Los Angeles, Jacques erehwon haul, and…
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SD 487 - Secrets Aren't Lies
Hello Seekers! Ben here, reporting from LA. Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss us keeping secrets from each other, our inability to drive, and giving Jacques a hair…
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*Preview* SD 486 - My Amazing Daughter
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the texts between Chappell Roan and Kash Patel, mood board our future children, and Jacques…
Seeking DerangementsSD 485 - Pilot Money w Angel Money
Ben here, today Angel Money drops by the studio to promote her new album Contractually Blonde. We discuss the plane crash at La Guardia, Jacques and Angel have…
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SD 484 - Insignificant Family
It's yet another Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Rama Duwaji's resurfaced tweets, Jacques being framed for murder, and then wetake…
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SD 483 - Devil's Advocate
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the fight I got into at Whole Foods while bleeding out of my face, Jacques refines his Squid…
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*Preview* SD 481 - Curious George Has Died
Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss our various embarrassing tattoos, Jacques gives us a recap of an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine he watched…
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[AUDIO] SD 480 - Rash Decisions
VIDEO ON PATREON (FREE) It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Pat joins us to try and figure out why Jacques went to the dermatologist, what the hell is going…
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*Preview* SD 479 - Hello Jesus
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss Shia's continued crash out and how Jacques and I may have triggered it. Plus we take a listen to…
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SD 478 - No No No No No No
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our Bucket Lists, Jacques apocalypse plans, and the discourse surrounding the snowball fights…
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*Preview* SD 477 - The Blow Up w/ Angel and Jesus
*VIDEO ON PATREON* Ben here. Angel and Jesus join me today to give Queer Eye the send-off it deserves. We review the Fab Five individually, discussing their…
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SD 476 - Horizontal Integration
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I are joined by our dear Mr. Max to discuss the Gay Tech Mafia allegedly operating in Silicon Valley. Then…
Seeking DerangementsSD 474 - Frying Them Deliciously ft Magda
[sorry for the noisiness on Magda’s mic it’s only at the beginning 😅] Hesse and Jacques are joined by Magda for a brainrotting episode of the highest order!…
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*Preview* SD 473 - JNH (Jacques News Hour)
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques takes Hesse and I to the freaking newsroom for a full hour of headlines he's gathered! We talk about a study that…
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SD 472 - Charles in Charge w/ Charles Austin
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Charles Austin join Hesse, Jacques, and I to discuss Jacques killing people with his t-shirts, the recent Epstein dump, and…
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*Preview* SD 471 - Dear Glioblastoma,
VIDEO & AUDIO ON PATREON It’s S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I take a deep dive into the Straight Acting Brotherhood, a members-only…
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SD 470: MJS–Freejack (feat. Masha Breeze)
Today on Movie Jacqueset, Hesse, Jacques and Masha discuss the classic film Freejack, one of the thousand low-budget sci-fi action movies from the early 90’s…
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*Preview* SD 469 - A Race to the Bottom
It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I talk about our favorite people, the Fab Five. We discuss whether Karamo’s no-show on CBS Mornings…
Seeking DerangementsSD 467
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I hold a meeting to address what day and time it is. We (Jacques) still don't know. Plus, Hesse shows us a…
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*Preview* SD 467 - The Island of Forgotten Toys
Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Betty Boop entering public domain, how that will change her appeal, and how we plan to…
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SD 466 - Kafly's Been Vaporizes
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our aspirations to live a healthier, diabetes-free 2026, RFK's new food pyramid, and preforming at…
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SD 463 - Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show with a discussion on Venezuela. Then we get into some new eating techniques Jacques is…
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*Preview* SD 462 - New Year Radio
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, Max and I gather to play some of our favorite songs of the past year. Between our selections we discuss…
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*Preview* SD 461 - Pluribusted w/ Theda Hammel
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today director, podcaster and professional hater Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to shit talk everyone's favorite show. We discuss our…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 460 - Seeking's Sexiest
VIDEO AND AUDIO ON PATREON Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I gather for the first inaugural Seeking's Sexiest Person of the Year. We each nominated 6 people…
Seeking DerangementsSD 459 - Fancy, Not Femme w/ Benjamin Smith
FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON PATREON Ben here, today I am joined by Benjamin Smith, greater Boston's most fabulous real estate agent. We discuss how Ben…
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SD 458 - Masha Mindset: The Santa Clause 2
When the Jacques is away the girls will play! Hesse is Joined by a sickly Masha to discuss the Tim Allen masterpiece The Santa Clause 2, a heartwarming…
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SD 456 - Smelling Roses w/ Carol Starr
FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today’s episode is a one-on-one conversation with famed astrologer, numerologist, and all-around diva…
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Preview SD 464 - Tucker'ed Out
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the…
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*Preview* SD 463 – Dancing on Glass
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson)…
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SD 462 - Wet Debby
Hello Seekers, Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a full recap of what Jacques ate for thanksgiving, then we dissect Laura Loomers…
Seeking Derangements*Preview* SD 461 - Curvaceous Futures
Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Zohran's meeting with Trump, Sean Duffy's plea to Americans about dressing up for air travel, and the sexy jewel…
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[AUDIO] SD 460 - Thanksgiving Special w/ Jamie
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jamie (AKA the mother of the Pod) joins Jacques, Hesse and I to hear YOUR calls. We hear from Seekers around the world, one of…
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SD 459 - The Curse of Joseph Cronos (w/ Masha Breeze)
Masha joins Hesse for an episode everyone will definitely love! Masha and Hesse discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play “Are The Bennett Girls Okay?” Before writing…