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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 104: Bloodsport
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed back to Hong Kong for a secret contest where the world's greatest podcasters fight in a battle to the death. From the longest…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 103.5: Road House Addendum (with Stugotz)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at the Road House for the triumphant return of Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, who rides into town to mentor us…
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Cinephobe Ep 103: Road House
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the best damn podcasters in the business, and they've been hired to clean up the kinda podcast where they sweep up the eyeballs after…
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Cinephobe Ep 102: Gallowwalkers
Zach, Amin and Mayes rise from the dead to roam the desert, seeking vengeance on the men that desecrated the woman they loved. Not even the sisters of San…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 101: Blade Trinity (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and repeat offender JuJu Gotti are members of a sleeper cell of Nightstalkers that keep the world safe from vampires. Blade will need their…
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Cinephobe Ep 100: Howard the Duck
Zach, Amin and Mayes are sucked up into the sky out of Duckworld only to land smack dab in the middle of Cleve Land. This diminutive duck isn't afraid to…
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Cinephobe Ep 99: Passenger 57 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, on a cross country flight that has been…
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Cinephobe Ep 98: Futuresport
Zach, Amin and Mayes fast forward to 2025, when all memories of Covid have been erased by the new sensation charting to the top of the Popularity Index…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 97: Cocktail - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are headed to Jamaica in the thrilling conclusion to the epic bartending bromance. Complications abound as young Flanagan falls in…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 97: Cocktail - Part 1 (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are ripping it up at TGI Fridays with the help of their very own Cuba Libre, the Le Batard & Friends Network Executive Producer Mike Ryan!…
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Cinephobe Ep 96: What Happens In Vegas
Zach, Amin and Mayes woke up married and are under court order to record together for six months. Whether you make a plan to make plans or aren't serious…
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Cinephobe Mailbag: Pure Americana
Zach and Mayes answer a bunch of user questions about favorite and least favorite episodes, how they would fix previous Cinephobes and make them good movies…
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Cinephobe Ep 95: What Men Want
Zach, Amin and Mayes have suffered concussive head trauma, waking up up with the ability to read men's minds. Haven't you always wondered what men were really…
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Cinephobe Ep 94: Saving Silverman
Zach, Amin and Mayes are Diamonds in the Rough in this turn of the 20CB bromantic comedy. Complete with a killer soundtrack, copious Neil Diamond references…
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Cinephobe Ep 93: The Poison Rose
Zach, Amin and Mayes close out Travolta month with a classic film noir full of deception, intrigue, exposition and clichés. A private investigator is dragged…
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Cinephobe Ep 92: Look Who's Talking Too
Zach, Amin and Mayes are pregnant AGAIN in this sequel released barely a year after the first one and was certainly not a cash grab, in case anyone's asking…
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Cinephobe Ep 91: Staying Alive
Zach, Amin and Mayes are struttin the streets of New York in this perplexing follow up to John Travolta's breakout role in Saturday Night Fever as dancing sex…
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Cinephobe Ep 90: Killing Season
Zach, Amin and Mayes are heading out to the woods for the purest, most distilled form of war: one on one. Sharpen your knife, string your bow, and slam the…
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Cinephobe Ep 89: Blankman
Zach, Amin and Mayes don't need a permit to podcast about Superhero movies as they close out June with this pick selected by the fans. In order to save the…
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Cinephobe Ep 88: Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Zach, Amin and Mayes have been off in the Yukon swingin' pickaxes and chainsmokin' cigarillos enjoying an early retirement, but when Hydra rises again they are…
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Cinephobe Ep 87: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Zach, Amin and Mayes have been recruited into the League of Expository Podcasters for this turn of the century dieselpunk superhero romp. Whether you're…
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Cinephobe Ep 86: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Zach, Amin and Mayes are breaking out the 2,000 year old bottles of wine and french accents for the first sequel in Cinephobe history where we actually watched…
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Cinephobe LIVE on Freedumb (with Method Man, Adam McKay and Neal Brennan)
Zach and Amin's segment from last weekend's LeBatard Show 24 hour live stream marathon. First they interviewed Method Man about How High and more, then Adam…
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Cinephobe Ep 85.5: Daredevil Appeal (with Erin Darling)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Erin Darling Torralva to discuss blind dating (dating actual blind people), comic con culture, romantic rooftops…
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Cinephobe Ep 85: Daredevil
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the finest blind podcasters in Hell's Kitchen. They'll tangle with an accurate irishman employed by a burly businessman and find love…
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Cinephobe Ep 84.5: More Reindeer Games (with Valerie Le Batard)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the Draft Queen Valerie Le Batard to play darts and work out our glamour muscles while planning the greatest…
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Cinephobe Ep 84: Reindeer Games
Zach, Amin and Mayes are fresh out of the joint and headed straight to a casino for the heist of the holiday season. Grab your goddamn hot chocolate and some…
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Cinephobe Ep 83: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue to search for the kryptonite that will weaken this podcast enough to kill it. This foray into the Snyderverse may well be our…
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Cinephobe Ep 82: Armageddon
Zach, Amin and Mayes are deep core podcasters charged with blowing up an asteroid the size of Texas before it destroys the Earth. They'll have to overcome an…
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Cinephobe Ep 81: Smokin' Aces
Zach, Amin and Mayes are podcast assassins after Jeremy Piven's heart for the punchline of $1 million. It's a death race to the penthouse of a Lake Tahoe…
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Cinephobe Ep 80.5: Disclosure Addendum (with Valerie Le Batard)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the Draft Queen Valerie Le Batard on her birthday to review the exhibits and pass final judgment on the landmark sexual…
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Cinephobe Ep 80: Disclosure
Zach, Amin and Mayes were expecting a promotion in the wake of an impending merger, but are passed over for an old flame looking to rekindle their explosive…
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Cinephobe Ep 79.5: Mortal Kombat Annihilation (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin and Mayes strike back just in time for the release of the new Mortal Kombat reboot, bringing in Mike Ryan, Executive Producer of The LeBatard Show…
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Cinephobe Ep 79: Hook
Zach, Amin and Mayes sprinkle themselves with pixie dust for the flight back to Neverland, where the food is imaginary but the stakes have never been higher…
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Cinephobe Ep 78: Envy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back with a revolutionary new invention: Va-Pod-Rize, the podcast that makes all other podcasts disappear. Whether you dream of…
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Cinephobe Ep 77: Anaconda
Zach, Amin and Mayes are failed Paraguayan priests who have found a new calling: podcasting about snakes. In their quest to find the lost Shirishama tribe…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 76: Hercules in New York
Zach, Amin and Mayes are running barefoot through Times Square to catch your chariot and deliver this podcast. Hercules leaves Mount Olympus for Spring Break…
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Cinephobe Ep 75: Batman & Robin - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Gotham City to find out if the Iceman really cometh after all. Will Poison Ivy push the Green New Deal through congress? Can…
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Cinephobe Ep 75: Batman & Robin - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are rubbing ice cubes on their bat nipples to prepare for the onslaught of ice puns unleashed by Arnold as Dr. Victor Fries terrorizes…
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Cinephobe Ep 74: Eraser (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest JuJu Gotti usually work alone, but they've burned their credit cards and random baby photos in order to record this episode…
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Cinephobe Ep 73: Twins
Zach, Amin and Mayes discover they were created by a top secret experiment designed to produce physically, spiritually, and mentally advanced podcasters. Once…
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Cinephobe Ep 72: Action Jackson
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the eighties with Detroit's favorite son, Jericho "Action" Jackson, a former track star with a Harvard Law Degree, and boy…
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Cinephobe Ep 71: How High
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at Harvard after acing their THCs thanks to help of the Ghost of Exposition present. They'll tangle with uptight Dean Cain, dirty…
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Cinephobe Ep 70: Soul Man
Black History Month continues on Cinephobe as Zach, Amin and Mayes take their cutting edge tanning pills and head to Harvard Law School on the Henry Q Bouchard…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 69: Money Talks (with Josiah Johnson)
Cinephobe kicks off Black History Month with this archival footage of Chris Tucker in his prime. Josiah Johnson the meme king joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to…
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Cinephobe Ep 68: Gone in 60 Seconds (with Nando Vila)
Zach, Amin and Mayes come out of retirement to assemble the crew for one last job, bringing in Woke Bro Nando Vila to help steal 50 cars in one night. Cage…
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Cinephobe Ep 67: Kiss of Death
Grab your inhaler and head down to Babycakes strip club as Nic Cage month continues here on Cinephobe. What doesn't kill Zach, Amin and Mayes makes them…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 66: Snake Eyes
Zach, Amin and Mayes were made for this sewer and they are the kings. Cage Month rolls along with this 1998 thriller about conspiracy, a blind goody two shoes…
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Cinephobe Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu (with Pablo Torre)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Pablo Torre to square off one at a time with the ancient alien Brax, who has so much respect for the art of Jiu Jitsu that…
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Cinephobe Ep 64: Troll 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes close out the year by swapping houses with hospitable Utah peasants in the town of Nilbog. They'd rather be drinking Mountain Dew with…
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Cinephobe Ep 63: Money Plane
You wanna listen to three podcasters on the verge of pissing themselves discuss a movie held together by terrible exposition and scotch tape? Money Plane…
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Cinephobe Ep 62: Money Train - Part 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are back on the Money Train to tangle ass with the transit twins, punch J Lo in the face and then bang her, get pick pocketed by an…
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Cinephobe Ep 62: Money Train - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest Roy Bellamy board the Money Train and travel back to a simpler time, when the NY MTA was raking in millions of dollars of…
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Cinephobe Ep 61: Last Action Hero
Zach, Amin and Mayes have obtained possession of Harry Houdini's magical golden ticket and use it to enjoy all of the glorious fruits this movie has to offer…
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Cinephobe Ep 60: The Fan
Zach, Amin and Mayes coulda made it to the bigs if only they had mastered the sacrifice fly (the most beautiful play in the game). Just like unemployed knife…
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Cinephobe Ep 59: Drillbit Taylor
Zach, Amin and Mayes are being relentlessly bullied (by each other), so they've posted an ad in search of a bodyguard. A homeless Owen Wilson comes to the…
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Cinephobe Ep 58: CATS
Welcome to Cinephobe! The jellicle podcast for jellicle podcats you should definitely be afraid to admit you love. Whether you're a washed up glamour cat like…
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Cinephobe Ep 57: That's My Boy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are reunited with their estranged father just in time for a beautiful waterfront wedding as the Sandler wars rage on. Help yourself to the…
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Cinephobe Ep 56: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
News Headline! Cinephobe's finest prosti-dudes are Amsterdam bound for an all you can eat buffet of Portugese Breakfasts and Turkish Snow Cones. Zach, Amin and…
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Cinephobe Ep 55: Johnny Be Good
Fresh off a dominant performance in the championship game, Zach, Amin and Mayes find themselves subsumed by recruiters who all want a piece of the latest…