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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
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Cinephobe Ep 159: The Da Vinci Code (with Jessica Smetana)
Zach, Amin and Mayes were joined by Jessica Smetana in the year twenty twenty two Anno Domini at the Council of Assinine to play Bananagrams and crack the…
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Cinephobe Ep 158: Bad Boys II - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are still shaking their tailfeathers in the explosive conclusion to this two part episode. We've got homemade sex tapes being played on…
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Cinephobe Ep 158: Bad Boys II - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes ride together and die together in the sequel so replete with Bayhem that we had to break it into two parts. The only thing flying as…
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Cinephobe Ep 157: Legion
Zach, Amin and Mayes are tired of all the bullshit, so they're headed to a diner in the middle of the desert to protect the second coming of the only hope…
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Cinephobe Ep 156: Nacho Libre
Zach, Amin and Mayes must keep their identities secret in order to maintain their double lives as podcasters and luchadors. Whether you believe in God or…
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Cinephobe Ep 155: Super Troopers (with Ian Karmel)
Zach, Amin and Mayes called for backup to break down this rollicking quote fest of a movie and close out Broken Lizard Month. Ian Karmel joins the show to…
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Cinephobe Ep 154: The Slammin' Salmon
Zach, Amin and Mayes are slingin' seafood like there's no tomorrow at former Heavyweight Champion Cleon Salmon's restaurant. They have one night to make…
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Cinephobe Ep 153: Club Dread
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Pleasure Island for a hedonistic vacation with Coconut Pete and his staff to do the Sun Salute, play real life Pac Man…
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Cinephobe Ep 152: Beerfest
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the progeny of thieving shtableboys who travel to Munich with aims of winning a secretive international podcasting competition and…
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Cinephobe Ep 151: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (with Jason Concepcion)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the immaculate Jason Concepcion for an epic time travel adventure back to feudal Japan replete with references to mid 90s…
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Cinephobe Ep 150: Hulk
Zach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when…
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Cinephobe Ep 149: Venom
Zach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time…
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Cinephobe Ep 148: Green Lantern
Zach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two…
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Cinephobe Ep 147: Man on Fire (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams…
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Cinephobe Ep 146: Fallen
Zach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to…
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Cinephobe Ep 145: Heart Condition
After wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start. Only one catch: it…
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Cinephobe Ep 144: Virtuosity
Zach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that…
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Cinephobe Ep 143: Predator 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate…
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Cinephobe Ep 142: Suburban Commando
Zach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an…
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Cinephobe Ep 141: Battleship
Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs…
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Cinephobe Ep 140: The Watch
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing…
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Cinepheud 3: Cinepardy
It's time for the Cinephobe Game Show! Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and…
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Cinephobe Ep 139: Tiptoes (with Brad Williams)
Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come…
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Cinephobe Ep 138: Two for the Money (with Mike Ryan)
Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé…
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Cinephobe Ep 137: The Beach Bum
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie…
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Cinephobe Ep 136: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the…
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Cinephobe Ep 135: Maximum Overdrive (with Michelle Beadle)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a…
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Cinephobe Ep 134: Soul Plane
Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural…
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Cinephobe Ep 133: Taxi
Buckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help…
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Cinephobe Ep 132: Dude, Where's My Car?
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5…
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Cinephobe Ep 131: National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt…
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Cinephobe Ep 130: Bangkok Dangerous
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for…
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Cinephobe Ep 129: Deadfall
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more…
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Cinephobe Ep 128: Left Behind
When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 127: The Watcher
Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 126: White Man's Burden
Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 125: The Golden Child
400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 124: The Master of Disguise
Disguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history. Is this podcast not turtley enough for…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 123: Belly
Zach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil. Shorty can't eat no…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 122: A Low Down Dirty Shame
Just when Zach, Amin and Mayes thought they were out of the game, they get pulled back in by an old flame. The dame claimed she was not to blame, all the same…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, to form one of the most legendary crossover…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 120: Class Act
Zach, Amin and Mayes are debuting their latest podcast at the Anti-Drug rally and following it up with a round of Cinepheud at the Knowledge Bowl. A simple…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 119: Zookeeper
Zach, Amin and Mayes are breaking a Gorilla out of the Zoo so they can rip it up at TGI Fridays. This movie answers finally answers the long anticipated…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 118: Rhinestone
Zach, Amin and Mayes bet everything, and we mean everything, that they can turn a New York City cabbie into an overnight podcasting sensation. Will they…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 117.5: Stallone Month Addendum (with Stugotz)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the one and only Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz to discuss all of the movies from Stallone Month. Stu…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 117: Cobra
Bad Movies are a disease. Meet the Cure. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 116: Rocky IV
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to an isolated cabin in Russia to train for their greatest podcast yet. They're not as young as springtime no more, but they can't…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 115: Over the Top
Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking it higher and fighting with fire in their quest to win the Arm Wrestling World Championship out of the independent podcaster…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: Four Christmases
Zach, Amin and Mayes are full of holiday cheer for this (formerly) Patreon exclusive episode where they discuss potential name changes, Amin's taboo prowess…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 114: Now You See Me 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes have more than a few tricks up their sleeves as heist month disappears in a puff of smoke. The Four Horseman face their greatest foe to…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 113: Honest Thief
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of honest podcasters trying to do a heist month, but corrupt heist movies keep film noiring their way out of the genre…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 112: 3000 Miles to Graceland
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the bastard sons of Elvis out to rob a Casino in the most straightforward plan in Cinephobe history. Kevin Costner goes against type…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 111: Red Notice
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the number one podcasts thieves in the world, and it's time to put their skills to the test. In a fast and furious four horse race…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 110: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Zach, Amin and Mayes are second to nun as they close out Whoopi Goldberg month with some joyful joy. When an administrator on the brink of retirement threatens…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 109: National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting cocaine in the cookies for a podcast that exudes a beautiful simplicity, savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 108: Homie Spumoni
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Italy after winning a contest to name a chicken sandwich, where through a series of events they drop their podcast in a basket…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 107: Eddie
Zach, Amin and Mayes have been selected as honorary podcasters for the struggling New York Knicks. After quickly assessing the core personal issue plaguing…
CinephobeCinephobe Halloween Spooktacular: Leprechaun in the Hood (with Brad Williams)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Brad Williams on their quest to reach the Las Vegas Hip Hop Café. The Leprechaun is eerily comfortable in the hood…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 106: American Ninja
Zach, Amin and Mayes are amnesiacs with troubled pasts and very particular sets of skills, having trained with a master in the art of podjitsu. Their skills…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 105: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
WHOA! PRIMO PODCAST DUDES! Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of mutagenic podcasters with different colored bandanas that love pizza. So hold your…