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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
CinephobeTop 5 Animals
Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the…
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Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a…
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Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…
CinephobeTop 5 Dangerous Nights Crew
Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a…
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Cinephobe Ep 197: Ed
Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team. Join the Count…
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Cinephobe Ep 196: Carbon Copy
Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon…
CinephobeTop 5 Songs
Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers, whether they be songs written just for the movie, featured to tremendous aplomb…
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Cinephobe Unlocked: Jack & Jill
Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon. Be sure to tape your turkey…
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Cinephobe Ep 195: Harlem Nights
Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got. Join the Count The Dings…
CinephobeTop 5 Taglines
Zach, Amin and Mayes go through the movies with the dumbest, punniest, and most intriguing taglines in the history of Cinephobe to find the slogans that really…
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Cinephobe Ep 194: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Zach, Amin and Mayes are framed for murder and forced to heighten their senses. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs…
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Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy teach each other lessons about friendship, fatherhood and love while a harpsichord obnoxiously thrums in the background to…
CinephobeTop 5 Unofficial Awards
Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with a whole new slate of awards, taking inspiration from moments in Cinephobes past, similar to the way 'The Next Jim Carrey'…
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Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy are purchased by Master Bates. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes…
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Cinephobe Ep 192: Out Cold
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the Kings of Bull Mountain in this faithful adaption of Casablanca that shreds the gnar and lets the bingos rip. Join the Count The…
CinephobeTop 5 Accents
Zach, Amin and Mayes run through the greatest accents and voices in Cinephobe history that they would give an A, including whatever you might call the namesake…
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Cinephobe Ep 191: The Dukes of Hazzard
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just some good ol' boys never meanin' no harm in this rubber burnin', moonshine swillin', hootin' and hollerin' road movie. Join the…
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Cinephobe Ep 190: Congo
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Central Africa to return Amy the Talking Gorilla to her homeland. Or is it to secure the resources necessary for TraviCom to…
CinephobeTop 5 Hats
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening their hatboxes and unveiling their favorite chapeaus, lids, bonnets, caps, sombreros, berets, fedoras, toques, beanies…
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Cinephobe Ep 189: Men In Black II
It's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to put on the last suits they'll ever wear...again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons…
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Cinephobe Ep 188: The Bye Bye Man
Don't think it, don't say it. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Picks
Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble to determine the worst movie selections their co-hosts have made in the rich and illustrious history of the podcast. Join the…
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Cinephobe Unlocked: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes are gettin real patriotic by reviewing the movie that celebrates America's greatest traits: Capitalism and…
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Cinephobe Ep 187: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Zach, Amin and Mayes are all set for the fantastic wedding of the century, when a disruption surfs up and intervenes. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…
CinephobeTop 5 Deaths
Cinephobe's art is death, and we're about to paint our masterpiece. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free…
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Cinephobe Ep 186: Street Kings
Zach, Amin and Mayes are slamming one airplane bottle of liquor after another as they climb up the ladder for the movie that wants to be Training Day so badly…
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Cinephobe Ep 185: Hard Rain
Zach, Amin and Mayes gotta flood for the movie that was a Harper Family Outing in 1998. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons…
CinephobeTop 5 0% Movies
Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate the release of Simon Sez by ranking all twelve of the movies that couldn't even get a single positive critical review from best…
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Cinephobe Ep 184: Simon Sez
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of old style dogs leading a bunch of fanatics trying to get France out of Corsica. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…
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Cinephobe Ep 183.5: Waiting... Addendum (with Chef Reactions)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cuisine connoisseur Chef Reactions to break down just how accurate the movie really is, his own horror stories of diners…
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Cinephobe Ep 183: Waiting...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are not prepared for their first day of work at ShenaniganZ, but luckily the friendly staff is here to remind us that the difference…
CinephobeTop 5 Names
Zach, Amin and Mayes determine the greatest fictional names in Cinephobe movie history, while sprinkling in a few of their own creations along the way. Join…
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Cinephobe Ep 182: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Zach, Amin and Mayes want to make the whole world silky smooth, so let's go. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs…
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Cinephobe Ep 181: Grandma's Boy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are forced to move in with their Grandmothers in the episode that proves you don't need an Adam Sandler appearance to make an Adam Sandler…
CinephobeTop 5 Weapons
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening the armory and emptying the clip for their favorite weapons in Cinephobe Cinematic Universe. Join the Count The Dings Patreon…
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Cinephobe Ep 180: Accepted
Zach, Amin and Mayes got rejected from every podcast in the country, so they decided to reject rejection and start their own. Ask us about our wieners. Join…
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Cinephobe Ep 179: The Invention of Lying
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the first people to say a thing that wasn't, and the ramifications from this discovery are gonna change mankind forever. It’s the most…
CinephobeTop 5 Jobs
They say if you love what you do, you never have to work a day in your life, so Zach, Amin and Mayes apply for their dream jobs from Cinephobe's bountiful…
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Cinephobe Ep 178: Almost Heroes
Zach, Amin and Mayes are determined to beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean in this ribaldrous romp across the American West at the turn the 19th century…
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Cinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Part 2 (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti like their jello to jiggle and their cell phones made out of Titanium as the house finally gets brought down. Subscribe to…
CinephobeTop 5 Vehicles
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back behind the wheel to determine the greatest vehicles in Cinephobe history. Buckle up for safety, it's gonna be a bumpy ride…
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Cinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Part 1 (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti are looking for love in Yahoo legal chat rooms in the most unlikely two part episode to date. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then…
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Cinephobe Ep 176: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Zach, Amin and Mayes are an endangered species because rappers are taking all the good podcasting jobs. MESSAGE! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Dancers
Zach, Amin and Mayes are test driving a new format where they go back through the anals of Cinephobe history to determine their own personal top five lists…
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Cinephobe Ep 175: Encino Man
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of stoney crusty dudes with mops on top that only care about nugs, chillin and grindage while wheezing the juice to the…
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Cinephobe Ep 174: Event Horizon (with Pockets Graham)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Pockets Graham travel beyond Neptune to board a ship that can harness the power of a black hole, bend space time and travel beyond the…
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Cinephobe Ep 173: The Ice Road
Zach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club. Liam must drive trucks across frozen lakes…
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Cinephobe Ep 172: Fled
Zach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia. If…
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Cinephobe Ep 171: The Waterboy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are bayou bound and ready to open up a whole case of whupass playin foosball or whatever you call it with them gargantuans. Mama says…
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Cinephobe Ep 170: Barb Wire
Zach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of…
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Cinephobe Ep 169: Speed 2: Cruise Control (with Billy Gil)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas. Whether you're trying to propose to your girlfriend of…
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Cinephobe Ep 168: Practical Magic
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie that's feeling very into sisters and…
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Cinephobe Ep 167: Blacklight
Film Noir! Zach used his wildcard to block Amin’s pick and take us back to Liam Neeson month with a film that consolidates all of his previous movie storylines…
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Cinephobe Ep 166: Men In Black International (with Marshall Newhouse)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe. Unfortunately, that includes many of the movies…
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Cinephobe Ep 165: Taken 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed. The…
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Cinephobe Ep 164: Taken 3
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a 164 year podcasting career. Skills that make them uniquely…
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Cinephobe Ep 163: Memory
2023 is here and so is Liam Neeson Month! Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of assassins with early onset Alzheimer's disease trying to complete one last job…
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Cinephobe Ep 162: Can't Hardly Wait
Zach, Amin and Mayes are celebrating with the Huntington Hills High Class of 1998 at the graduation party to end all graduation parties. Whether you're a nerd…
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Cinephobe Ep 161: Don't Worry Darling
Zach, Amin and Mayes are fully committed to the Victory Project and it's idyllic existence in a desert town, greeted at home after their long days at work with…
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Cinephobe Ep 160: Semi-Pro
When they look back in the anals of history, they're gonna be talking about three things: discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Semi-Pro…