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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
CinephobeTop 5 Sean Astins
Who could have predicted before the Encino Man episode that Sean Astin would become ubiquitous in Cinephobe lore? And not for shouting 'My wife is a bingo!' at…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 230: Masters of the Universe
Zach, Amin and Mayes have the power to be supreme, the power to be almighty, the power to use a Cosmic Key and travel across the galaxy in the blink of .34…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: Space Jam: A New Legacy
Zach, Amin and Mayes get uploaded into the serververse to take on Al-G Rhythm and his goon squad as a classic tale is rebooted for the video game generation…
CinephobeTop 5 Resumés
Zach, Amin and Mayes review the applications and cover letters for the repeat offenders in the Cinephobe Universe who have compiled the most impressive bodies…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 229: Madame Web
Zach, Amin and Mayes can see better than they ever have thanks to this refreshing, delicious, ice cold Pepsi Cola. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 228: Surviving The Game
Zach, Amin and Mayes are flying deep into the wilderness of the pacific northwest for their favorite annual therapeutic activity: Hunting the Unhoused…
CinephobeTop 5 Villains
Zach, Amin and Mayes review their favorite baddies, the most diabolical antagonists and evil incarnates, characters who blazed such a trail of destruction…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 227: Airheads - Part 2 (with Ian Karmel)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Ian Karmel refuse to sign a record contract until everyone listens to Ian's new audiobook 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 227: Airheads - Part 1 (with Ian Karmel)
Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Ian Karmel to hold the KPPX Radio station hostage until everyone buys a copy of Ian's new book 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW…
CinephobeTop 5 Sidekicks
Zach, Amin and Mayes dive into the minutia of what makes someone a great sidekick as they explore the friendships and business relationships in Cinephobe…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 226: Half Past Dead
Zach, Amin and Mayes took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes and lived to podcast about it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 225: Conan the Destroyer
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by a rag tag group of warriors, thieves, wizards and princesses on a quest across the land to retrieve the jeweled horn of the…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Cops
Zach, Amin and Mayes are not gonna cawl de cwopz in this episode inspired by The Wicker Man Rewatchington. Cinephobe has a rich history of police officers…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 224: Men at Work
Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking out the trash and saving the environment. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 223: Bad Company - Part 2 (with Kelley L. Carter)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Kelley L. Carter can only remember numbers by associating them with chess moves or tickets at Madison Square Garden. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE…
CinephobeTop 5 Characters as Guests
Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the characters that they would most like to have on an episode as a guest to review a different movie. What character do you think…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 223: Bad Company - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 222: Observe and Report
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher…
CinephobeCinephobe Mailbag II: The Secret of the Ooze
Zach and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 221: Sudden Death - Part 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are headed into extra time where the next goal in the seventh game wins the Stanley Cup, what's the name for that situation again????…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 221: Sudden Death - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the dad who stepped up, Roy Bellamy, after scoring tickets to the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals in Pittsburgh. The…
CinephobeTop 5 One Phile Movies
Zach, Amin and Mayes are challenged to compile a list of movies that they neither picked nor philed, but that one of the other two championed. To no one's…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 220: The Scout
Zach, Amin and Mayes are throwing over a hundred miles per hour and headed straight to the majors! So long as they get a letter certifying their mental health…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 219: Fool's Paradise
Zach, Amin and Mayes get put on the first bus downtown and end up starring in a major Hollywood picture. They bond with their costar, seduce the leading lady…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Spouses
In what turned out to be the longest and most bountiful CT5 to date, Zach Amin and Mayes select the worst husbands, wives, significant others and partners that…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 2 (with Chef Reactions)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the great Chef Reactions to run through the sewer, cover all the entrances, taunt the security guards and confront their…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are piling into a fully loaded RV, chugging some brewskis and headed to the big fight! Unfortunately, they get caught in traffic, and take…
CinephobeTop 5 Memo Morenos
In Episode 211: Driven, we declared that Gina Gershon’s new husband Memo Moreno was so charming and handsome, you could understand why Sly Stallone would be…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 217: Balls of Fury
Zach, Amin and Mayes overcome childhood trauma and decades of working the lunch buffet in Reno to infiltrate the world's most exclusive and dangerous Ping Pong…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 216: Hurricane Smith
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of hard working Texans headed to Surfer's Paradise down under to look for their missing sister, where they learn about…
CinephobeTop 5 Opening Scenes
It's not how you finish, it's how you start, so Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite beginnings to Cinephobe movies. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 215: The Commuter
Zach, Amin and Mayes are asked to do one little thing. Something they are uniquely qualified to do. Something meaningless to them, but that could profoundly…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 2 (with Anthony C. Hall)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Tony the point shaver himself to talk about how he got cast in Blue Chips, working for William Friedkin, observing Nick…
CinephobeTop 5 All The Makings
Zach, Amin and Mayes gather all the essential ingredients that coalesce into a classic Cinephobe experience. The texture, the flavor, the color, the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruiting the best podcasters in the country to Cinephobe University. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons…
CinephobeA Cinephobe Tribute to Carl Weathers
Last week we lost an absolute titan. A man whose work transcends genre and generations. A world class athlete and thespian that was irresistibly charismatic. A…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 213: A Gnome Named Gnorm
Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with a roundie and popo obsessed guh-nome named guh-norm to track down his missing lumen so he can reunite with his pooka Rena…
CinephobeTop 5 Plot Liftoffs
Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite moments when a movie stopped lollygagging and took action, propelling the story forward up into the air. A term that…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 212: MVP: Most Valuable Primate
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back on the ice with a secret weapon and everyone is going bananas. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 211: Driven
Zach, Amin and Mayes are podcasting for pure victory as they induct Sylvester Stallone into the Ten Timer's Club. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…
CinephobeTop 5 Characters Not On CT5 Art
Mark Ordner blessed Zach, Amin and Mayes with amazing CT5 art featuring 33 characters from Cinephobe movies. This CT5 is essentially the OLIs for the art, the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 210: Tammy and the T-Rex
It's the tale as old as time: Boy meets Girl. Boy fights an ex-boyfriend. Boy gets killed by Lion. Boy gets brain removed by a mad scientist and inserted into…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 209: Jaws: The Revenge
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the Bahamas with a bloodthirsty shark hellbent on making the Brody family suffer for what they did to a different shark in a…
CinephobeTop 5 Movies We Wish Qualified
Zach, Amin and Mayes put together the movies rated between 40 & 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes that they wish could drop a little lower and become eligible for…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 208: D2: The Mighty Ducks
Zach, Amin and Mayes are teaming up with the best and brightest stars to represent their country (but really the Walt Disney Corporation) in the Junior…
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Cinephobe Unlocked: Daddy's Home 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes did a Christmas movie in June, but are now unlocking this father's day exclusive episode for Christmas 2023! Full circle. Whether you…
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Cinephobe Ep 207: Timecop
Zach, Amin and Mayes are veteran Time Enforcement Commission agents mourning their dead wife and waging war across time with a corrupt presidential candidate…
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Cinephobe Ep 206: Universal Soldier
Zach, Amin and Mayes have had their memories erased and their corpses reanimated to become the most expensive and elite podcasting unit in the world. Join the…
CinephobeTop 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to…
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Cinephobe Ep 205: Ghosts of Mars
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a whole twelve hours before sunup, and there’s money to burn, whores to fuck and drugs to take. Will they be able to escape the…
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Cinephobe Ep 204: Escape from L.A.
Zach, Amin and Mayes are injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and dispatched to Los Angeles Island, the deportation point for all people found undesirable or…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Ons of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way). From Liam…
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Cinephobe Ep 203: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada for the Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony. Join the Count The Dings…
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Cinephobe Ep 202: Timeline
Zach, Amin and Mayes are faxed to the past to rescue their Scottish dad from being stranded in 14th century France during a crucial conflict of the Hundred…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Offs of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the…
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Cinephobe Ep 201: Assassins
Zach, Amin and Mayes all desperately want to be Number One, so pack your silenced weapon and your cat, we're headed to the Banco Internacional in Puerto Rico…
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Cinephobe Ep 200: Judge Dredd - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike Ryan have been betrayed by the Law, cast out from Megacity 1 into the Cursed Earth. Will they make it back in time to defeat evil…
CinephobeTop 5 Twins
Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe. Join the Count The Dings…
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Cinephobe Episode 200
Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate their 200th Birthday. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday…
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Cinephobe Ep 199: Amos & Andrew
Zach, Amin and Mayes grapple with racism yet again as a Pulitzer Prize winning author must overcome meddlesome fame hungry neighbors, a politically ambitious…