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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 264: Samurai Cop
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but…
CinephobeTop 5 Crashmores
Watch this episode on YouTube Even if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 263: American Ninja 2: The Confrontation
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts. CINEPHOBE MERCH…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 262: Angel Has Fallen
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have Fallen and they can't get up. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Parents
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have SERIOUS mommy and daddy issues. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 261: Angels in the Outfield
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes pray that the Angels win the pennant so they can have a family again. Hey... it could…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 260: Richie Rich
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have never fired anyone from Cinephobe, and are pleased to announce they've increased…
CinephobeTop 5 Siblings
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes take very different routes to compile their siblings lists. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 259: Shaft
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are quitting the New York Podcasting Department to record Cinephobe their own way. No…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 258: Nothing But Trouble
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes get arrested for running a stop sign on Old Coke Road in rural Valkenvania, where…
CinephobeTop 5 Remakes
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes choose which movies they would remake, whether it's a complete teardown to the studs, or some slight tweaks…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 257: Out For Justice
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes always wanted to be wise guys, whoda ever thought they'd become podcasters, eh? They…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 256: Vantage Point
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are rewinding the pod back to the beginning every fifteen minutes to see if they can…
CinephobeTop 5 Athletes
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are holding their very own Cinephobe combine, plumbing the depths of 250 plus movies to find the best…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: Valentine's Day
Zach, Amin and Mayes are each other's valentines in this romantic episode for all your lovers out there. Garry Marshall called everyone he knew in Hollywood…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 255: From Paris With Love
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are picking up their new podcasting partner from the airport, he's being detained by…
CinephobeTop 5 Movie Years
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with the years that have yielded the greatest bounty of Cinephobe movies, including a year that is…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 254: Hard To Kill
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes were Marked For Death, but now they're even more Harder To Kill after coming out of a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 253: London Has Fallen
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to London for a high profile funeral, making them sitting ducks for…
CinephobeTop 5 Shapeshifts
Watch this episode on YouTube Fresh off of Gryla's shapeshifting shenanigans in Red One, Zach Amin and Mayes come up with the people or things in Cinephobe…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 252: Red One
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of Level 4 Naughty Listers who have drawn the ire of Santa's Enforcement…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 251: The Boondock Saints
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube And shepherds we shall be. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our…
CinephobeTop 5 Movie Crossovers
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are turning Cinephobe classics into a combination, replacing characters or plot points from one movie with…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 250: Marked for Death (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy abruptly retired from podcasting after a deal gone bad, but they get forced back into action when trouble comes tapping on their…
CinephobeExtended Cold Opens - January to April 2024
We're closing out 2024 with a time capsule, turning back the clock to the extended cold opens from D2 The Mighty Ducks in January through the Sudden Death…
CinephobeTop 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2024
Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 249: Feliz NaviDAD
Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on Hallmark Christmas movies like Two Scoops McGee plunging an ice cream cone into hot fudge (ope!). BRAND NEW…
CinephobeCinephobe Mailbag IV: Dr. Blobbo and Mr. Medley
Zach, Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube to help close out 2024. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 248: Married by Christmas
Whichever of Zach, Amin or Mayes gets hitched first becomes CEO of Cinephobe, complete with unlimited access to the private jet, thanks to the traditional…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Ons of 2024
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 247: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 246: The Good Son
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Offs of 2024
Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 245: Batman Forever
It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature. BRAND NEW…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 244: The Number 23
Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23. Zach Harper 26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 +…
CinephobeTop 5 Movie Titles
Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone? Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 243: Final Destination
After taking tandem dumps at the airport, Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Paris! Unfortunately, Death's Sadistic Design gets in the way and they are forced…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 242: The Glimmer Man
Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Jobs
It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 241: Volcano
Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Villains
Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 1 (with Mike Ryan)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: Delta Farce
Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove…
CinephobeTop 5 Dream Tony Medleys
In the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 239: Double Team
Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 238: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND…
CinephobeTop 5 Eurotrip Episodes
Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe. In fact, Zach might be listening to one…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 237: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie. In order to make this podcast…
CinephobeCinephobe Mailbag: Now You Three Me
Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 236: The Karate Kid Part III
Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting all their plutonium deals aside to concentrate on opening a chain of Cobra Kai dojos all over the valley. For the next few…
CinephobeTop 5 Sean Astins - Part 2
Much like Sean Astin himself, Zach, Amin and Mayes bit off more than they could chew with their first CT5. So now they are back to dig up seven more of their…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 235: Dirty Work
Zach, Amin and Mayes are inventing the 'Revenge For Hire' business to save their impotent, whore mongering father with a heart transplant from a degenerate…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 234: The Pest
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the most ridicalickaliss schemingest keenest scam artists being hunteded by Germans on a private island for fifty thousand dollars…
CinephobeTop 5 Disrespectful Heroes
Zach, Amin and Mayes try to determine what makes a character heroic while also exhibiting clear signs of contempt and disdain for decorum. They might do good…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 233: Lionheart
Zach, Amin and Mayes are at the forefront of the burgeoning underground fight club scene, reaping the benefits of the upper class' thirst for blood in order to…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 232: Law Abiding Citizen - Part 2 (with Nery Saenz)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Nery are all held accountable for the conclusion of this podcast. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH…
CinephobeTop 5 Respectful Villains
Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the villains and antagonists of Cinephobe that carry themselves a little different. They might do bad things, but they do them the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 232: Law Abiding Citizen - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes take justice into their own hands when the assembly line legal system fails them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 231: Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Hawaii for a wedding, but not before they create the world's greatest Craigslist post looking for nice girls to accompany…