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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 297: Van Wilder
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are the kings of Coolidge College, having spent seven years…
CinephobeCinephobe Hall of Fame - Class of 2019
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes induct the inaugural class into the Cinephobe Hall of Fame, going back through the first 20…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 296: Dead Man On Campus
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 295: Def Jam's How To Be A Player
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have the best day of their lives, driving around LA visiting various…
CinephobeTop 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2025
Watch this episode on YouTube Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to conclude their award…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: 200 Cigarettes
Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes count down to the big ball drop with the final movie of the year. Will everyone show up to the New Years…
CinephobeA Very Cinephobe Christmas: Dashing Through The Snow
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes spend Christmas Eve helping unhoused gentlemen get pot roast that falls…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Ons of 2025
Watch this episode on YouTube Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to continue their award…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 294: The Three Musketeers
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes gingerly touch their tips to defend the King of France from the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 293: Rush Hour 3
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking for any excuse to travel to Paris with their brothas from…
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Offs of 2025
Watch this episode on YouTube Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 292: Collateral Damage
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes avenge the loss of their family by fighting terrorism with terror…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 291: The Mighty Ducks
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes quack their way to a Pee Wee championship thanks to a widdle drunk…
CinephobeTop 5 Hi Sweet Annies
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes round up their favorite movie couples that are supposed to be deeply in love, but showed the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 290: Paul Blart Mall Cop
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes slather their pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with…
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Cinephobe Mailbag V: Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn
Zach, Amin and Mayes answer your burning questions as we rapidly approach episode 300. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here:…
CinephobeExtended Cold Opens - June to September 2025
Your parents have had a long day of work and didn't have time to go to the store, so dinner tonight is Hungry Man extended cold opens in the freezer from…
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Cinephobe Ep 289: Rambo: First Blood Part II
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes spend more time talking about Rambo than Rambo has ever spoken in his…
CinephobeTop 5 Gerard Butlers
Watch this episode on YouTube Uh, yeah I think Zach, Amin and Mayes are gonna choose the people they used to hate, but thanks to hundreds of years of…
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Cinephobe Episode 288: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to…
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Cinephobe Ep 287: Retribution
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Endings
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes look back on the most infuriating, baffling and ridiculously truncated movie endings in the history…
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Cinephobe Ep 286: Ice Road: Vengeance
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter…
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Cinephobe Ep 285: Pootie Tang
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact…
CinephobeTop 5 Shawn Levys
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their Shawn Levys, people that they absolutely hate, whether rational or irrational…
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Cinephobe Ep 284: True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 283: War
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district…
CinephobeTop 5 We Have ___ At Home - Part 2
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes bring in the king of 7-Eleven himself, Snacky Tuna for more of the off-brand version of the real…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 282: The Internship
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of…
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The Cinephobe Glossary
Zach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from the first 149 years of Cinephobe, to help listeners clarify where…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 281: War of the Worlds
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from…
CinephobeTop 5 We Have ___ At Home
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are saving money on the real thing because they've got the Kirkland brand bootleg back at the crib in…
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Cinephobe Ep 280: The Shadow
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow…
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Cinephobe Ep 279: The Phantom
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from…
CinephobeTop 5 Lawyers
Watch this episode on YouTube Objection! Zach, Amin and Mayes have betrayed the law by putting the greatest barristers in cinephobe history on retainer…
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Cinephobe Ep 278: Jurassic Park III
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube No force on earth or heaven could get Zach, Amin and Mayes on that island... except an uncashed…
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Cinephobe Ep 277: Terminator Salvation
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube In the war against the machines, some believe Zach, Amin and Mayes hold the key to salvation, while…
CinephobeTop 5 Vacations
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are leavin on a Money Plane, don't know when they'll be back again like Mr…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 276: Highlander II: The Quickening
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube There can only be one immortal podcaster left standing, so tune in to find out which of Zach, Amin…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 275: Dracula 2000
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a…
CinephobeTop 5 Accountability
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes go through their past picks, decisions and actions to take accountability in front of each other and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 274: Planet of the Apes
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a…
CinephobeNow That's What I Call Cinephobe! Vol. 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history. It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd. 0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja 4:25 -…
CinephobeTop 5 Worst Rentals
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and…
CinephobeTop 5 Mayes' Wedding
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down…
CinephobeExtended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. CINEPHOBE…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood…
CinephobeTop 5 Rehearsals
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 270: Once Bitten
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 269: Morbius
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never…
CinephobeTop 5 Fights
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this. They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's…
CinephobeTop 5 Dream Sequels
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of…
CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: Half Baked
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 266: Rocky V
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a…
CinephobeTop 5 Grifters
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 265: The Quest
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Petty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the…