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Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Episodes
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Cinephobe Ep 54: Grown Ups 2
The Rental Wars wage on as Zach, Amin and Mayes dress up like their favorite 80s character and groove to the J Geils Band (sans J Geils). Bring your survival…
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Cinephobe Ep 53: R.I.P.D.
Zach, Amin and Mayes are frosty and huntin for Deados in this afterlife romp that takes place over the course of 3 or 4 days. Whether your carcass was picked…
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Cinephobe Ep 52: The Lawnmower Man Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes' minds are like clean, hungry sponges as they strap into the Gyrosphere and overdose on nootropic drugs before projecting this podcast…
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Cinephobe Ep 52: The Lawnmower Man Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes aren't into reality reality, they're into virtual reality with this 1992 film that's not legally allowed to connect itself to the Stephen…
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Cinephobe Ep 51: Mom and Dad
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage for this nuanced action horror dark comedy that uses its conceit to peel back the layers of being a washed parent in…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 50: The Break-Up
Breaking up is hard to do, just ask the recently rekindled Cinephobe crew. Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes are a couple of podcasters that don't…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 49: Wet Hot American Summer
After Amin's dramatic exit from the show, Zach and Mayes pack their bags for the 2001 summer camp comedy cult classic that features horny summer love, lots of…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 48: After Earth
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to the quarantine zone for the 2013 sci-fi thriller that teaches us important lessons about parenthood and the dangers of…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 47: Movie 43
Zach, Amin and Mayes scour the dark web to find the elusive, offensive "film" crudely assembled from various writers, directors and actors and sewn together…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 46: Takers
Zach, Amin and Mayes suit up and shoot the moon for this 2010 heist movie loaded with emotional baggage. You have to wait at least a year between jobs so the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 45: Catwoman
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to CGI city for the 2004 female empowerment saga that put Halle Berry in a leather body suit to find her true calling. Another…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 44: A Million Ways to Die in the West
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to the moustachery in this 2014 comedy that everyone agrees isn't as good as Blazing Saddles (one of the foremost classic…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 43: The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Zach, Amin and Mayes blast off for the 2002 futuristic moon caper comedy starring Eddie Murphy as a legendary rill hopper. Pluto is just your run of the mill…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 42: Ghost Rider Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the only ones that can walk between both worlds and have returned with the scroll of San Venganza to finish off Blackheart and his…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 42: Ghost Rider Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage yet again having sold their souls for this 2007 film that launched the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Fill your martini…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 41: Tango & Cash (with Stugotz)
Zach, Amin and Mayes hit the showers for this 1989 buddy cop classic and are joined by Cinephobe's first guest, Stugotz of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 40: Along Came Polly
Zach, Amin and Mayes are for scuba in this romantic comedy as a risk averse Ben Stiller tackles dating advice, ethnic food, blind ferrets, throw pillows, and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 39: I Am Wrath
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Columbus, Ohio for a gritty, hard hitting, action movie starring Cinephobe Legend John Travolta. Pitbull's best friend is…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 38: Teen Witch
Zach, Amin and Mayes double dip with another horny 80s teen supernatural comedy. An alleged cult classic (?) that features dick soliloquies, barbershop rap…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 37: Teen Wolf Too
Zach, Amin and Mayes throw in the proverbial towel with the horniest Cinephobe movie to date. Jason Bateman's debut comes in a classic coming of age college…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 36: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
The movie they didn't want us to see led to the podcast you just can't miss. Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt north of the border to scenic Vancouver…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 35: Cop Out
Zach, Amin and Mayes turn in their guns and badges for another odd couple cop comedy that serves as indie darling Kevin Smith's first and only sell out. Bruce…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 34: Coffee & Kareem
Zach, Amin and Mayes unite to discuss the odd couple partnership between a foul mouthed youth and a piece of Wonderbread in a cop's uniform, but still find…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 33: Scary Movie 3
Zach, Amin and Mayes open a time capsule chock full of very specific references from 2003 disguised as a parody film. We tackle semantic arguments, when a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 32: Primal
Zach, Amin and Mayes get back in the Cage, quite literally this time, as they take an elusive white jaguar back to America in the hopes of turning it into a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 31: Hall Pass
Zach, Amin and Mayes are given an idea by Joy Behar to take one week off from their marriage to truly awful movies. They learned club analysis from Coakley…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 30: Spenser Confidential
Zach, Amin and Mayes have just been released from prison after 5 years and despite people telling them not to, they just can't help but review this Mark…
CinephobeCinephobe April Fools: The Departed
This week on Cinephile, Adnan revisits the film that finally earned Martin Scorcese his elusive academy award for directing. Does the electric ensemble cast…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 29: Double Impact Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Hong Kong for the thrilling conclusion of Double Impact. That's right, there's two of them, so put down that bottle of whiskey…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 29: Double Impact Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are welcomed to Hong Kong with the 1991 action classic starring the Muscles from Brussels himself twin brothers seeking revenge on the men…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 28: Problem Child
Zach, Amin and Mayes navigate the anti liberal mishegas and overt sexuality of this 1990 kids movie smash hit. We discuss little league play by play…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 27: Wild Wild West
Zach, Amin and Mayes are going straight...to...the wild wild west to cross dress, engage in racist roast battles, battle enormous mechanical spiders, and save…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 26: The Fanatic
Zach, Amin and Mayes get their diamond rhinestone black leather vests out for Hunter Dunbar to autograph in a movie starring John Travolta, who's essentially a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 25: Gotti
Zach, Amin and Mayes put on John Gotti's old suits, and they can still smell the cologne. This disastrous film starring John Travolta and directed by E from…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 24: Jade
Zach, Amin and Mayes dive back into the Eszterhas universe as a couple of lawyers acting like cops on the hunt for a mysterious killer known only as Jade…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 23: Theodore Rex
Zach, Amin and Mayes watch a movie selected by the fans in the Discord, and boy was it a mistake to give the people the power. We investigate dinosaur and…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 22: Gigli
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue to spiral deeper and deeper into the dregs of Hollywood to discuss the movie that either caused or was caused by the celebrity…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 21: 6 Underground
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of ghosts, free to podcast about any movie they choose! And they chose the $150 million dollar Michael Bay Netflix epic…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 20: Fred Claus
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to the north pole for a holly jolly Christmas edition of Cinephobe. We're repossessing Plasma TVs and buying real estate from…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 19: Battlefield Earth
Zach, Amin and Mayes strap in to the learning machine for one of their worst movies yet. In the year 3000, man-animals last hope is a dreadlocked white man…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 18: Good Luck Chuck
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt back to the time when Dane Cook was on top of the world, and the world was made up of MySpace and comedy CDs. Based on a…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 17: Horrible Bosses 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes bust out their thickest southern accents for this rare sequel that is better than the original. We discuss elegant handshake techniques…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 16: Showgirls Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes bare it all to discuss the cinematic supernova that is 1995's Showgirls. This movie ruined multiple Hollywood careers, but it becomes the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 16: Showgirls Part 2
The movie so jam packed with nudity it needed a whole second episode to cover every nip and snatch. Zach, Amin and Mayes fawn over Gina Gershon, respect honest…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 15: Gemini Man
Zach and Amin take on the first movie to get a Cinephobe treatment while still in theaters. The Ang Lee directed, Will Smith dual role cloning action thriller…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 14: Hurricane Heist
Zach, Amin and Mayes brave the storm of the century to steal a bunch of money bound for the shredder. We've got hackers, terrible southern accents, a knock off…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 13: The Heartbreak Kid
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a road trip to Cabo and get sick of each other when the red flags start flying. This 2007 film featuring Ben Stiller teaches us about…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 12: Hot Rod
Zach, Amin and Mayes jump 15 buses to pay for their step dad's conveniently priced surgery as they crash into this 2007 debut feature film from the Lonely…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 11: Swordfish
Zach, Amin and Mayes break the fourth wall to discuss Skip Woods' 2001 masterpiece of cinematic scriptwriting, Swordfish! Stanley Jobson (Hugh Hackman) is the…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 10: Mr. Magoo
Zach, Amin and Mayes review the movie released by Disney on Christmas Day 1997. Join us as we contemplate the origin of the name Quincy, the relevance of…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 9: White Chicks
Zach, Amin and Mayes put their jobs with good benefits on the line as we break down the 2004 Wayans Bros classic. Our longest episode to date might put you in…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 8: The Wicker Man
Completing the Cage trifecta, take a journey with Zach, Amin and Mayes to SummersIsle, but don't expect any of that signature Royal Honey because last year's…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 7: Spies Like Us
Zach, Amin and Mayes go behind enemy lines to decode Spies Like Us, one of Amin's favorite's from the 1980s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 6: Never Back Down
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to grapple with the 2008 Orlando Brawler classic, Never Back Down, featuring the gentleman from Amistad. Join the Cinephobe gang…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 5: Jupiter Ascending
Zach and Amin are brought to the brink of rage at Mayes' pick, the space opera Jupiter Ascending. They discuss Channing Tatum saying words he clearly can't…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 4: Knowing
Zach, Amin and Mayes get in the Cage yet again, staying up all night with overflowing glasses of whiskey to decrypt "Knowing". Join us as Amin cross examines…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 3: Land of the Lost
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a routine expedition in a tiny raft to the Land of the Lost, the 2009 remake of the 1974 TV show starring Will Ferrell and Danny…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 2: Next
You might be asking, what's next for Cinephobe? The answer of course is the 2007 Nicolas Cage classic Next. Zach, Amin and Mayes see this movie two minutes at…
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 1: Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.!
Zach, Amin and Mayes present Cinephobe, a podcast on the Count The Dings Network that showcases their shared affinity for bad movies. This week they tackle…
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The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not…