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I Hate Bill Maher
Hosted by Will Weldon, I Hate Bill Maher is an investigation of the life and career of Bill Maher, a man who lives on a vast estate inside of the host's head, rent free.
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Episodes
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e31 - Going Forward Please Be More Incompetent feat Josh Boerman
It's an odd feeling, to long for someone to be worse at what they're doing so that you can find it more entertaining. This week, Bill Maher manages to find a…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s23e35 - It Was Not Watching The Episode Week At The White House feat Michael Edison Hayden & Jared Holt
If you like when I am rude to the guests you're gonna love this one. I know I do, I love to mock the guests! So, my guests this week were Michael Edison Hayden…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e30 - Senator Tillis What is Your Body Count? feat Spencer Barrows & Liv Agar
ANNOUNCEMENT: The show comes out on Thursdays now, and Patreon episodes come out on... the weekend. At some point. God willing. I just need the extra day for…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e29 - [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Fareed Zakaria (PARODY) feat just me
Listen, if Fareed Zakaria was (CENSORED BY ACAST) and somehow that person sent me a recording of (CENSORED BY ACAST) and it was just every agonizing moment of…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e28 - Trump You Absolutely Worthless Mega Cool Loser Bad Ass feat Tom Harrison
Complicatedly Named Podcast Haver Tom Harrison is this week's guest, for yet another nonsensical episode of Real Time that is less "cutting edge look at…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e27 - Shouting 100! Every Time I See Sydney Sweeney feat Gita Jackson
Okay, well, this one's REAL LATE but you know what? It was worth it, because this week I welcomed returning guest Gita Jackson, who injects more fashion talk…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e26 - It's Jay de Vance Ya'll feat John Brooks
Oh, did you enjoy your week off from modern day Bill Maher? Well whether or not you did, it's back, so you better be ready for one of the most…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s6e1 - With Two Dead Guys I Did NOT Care For feat Emma Arkell
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED WEEKS AGO! I'M SORRY IF IT'S SOMEHOW WILDLY OUT OF DATE! ...but not that sorry. Oh boy, I was fucking whacked out of my gourd on my…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e25 - I'm Acclaimed Author Joyce Carol Oates and I Just Killed You feat Ella Dawson
Booked at the last minute month continues (wraps up?, most likely) with Ella Dawson returning to talk about an episode of Real Time that features someone she…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e24 - You Will Long for the Grinch's Wife feat Josh Boerman
"Booked at the Very Last Minute" month continues here at I Hate Bill Maher, with Josh Boerman bailing me out and coming on to talk about Real Time season 24…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e23 - Keep the Horny Goat Weed Away From Andrew Cuomo feat Emily Faye
Comedian Emily Faye returns, and Bill Maher rewrites the Turner Diaries. Listen to Medium Literate Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e22 - Vote Your Pokemon Gossoff feat Jacob Dallas
Man oh man, this guy freakin' sucks at his job!!! Writer/Podcaster/Organizer Jacob Dallas joins me this week to talk about Real Time season 24, episode 22. A…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e21 - I Think She Found This Healing?!? feat Emma Arnold
Hey, I really appreciate all the support on Patreon, HOWEVER if you want to support me (or really anybody) on there, don't use the God damned Apple app. I…
I Hate Bill MaherClub Random: Bill Maher Talks to Kids! - 70 Year Old Perverts Say the Darndest Things feat Lucy Valentine
It's so crazy to put an exclamation mark at the end of "Bill Maher Talks to Kids" if that exclamation mark is not also followed by a question mark, another…
I Hate Bill MaherClub Random: Patrick Bet-David - You Must Prepare For a Slippery Little Devil feat Dan Friesen
Listen, right off the top, I gotta say that the audio edit is not up to snuff, in my opinion. I just didn't have tim1! There's so much going on! I had to leave…
I Hate Bill MaherOvertime Part 4 - Now Bill Maher's Scoring Off Me, Oh, That is it! feat Eoin Higgins
Hey, sorry the episode is so late, the dang baby is doing sleep regression ah ha ha Oh, you thought regular Real Time was so bad that there's no way there…
I Hate Bill Maherweek off 7-9-26
Hope you like clips, you fuck, because this week you're getting some clips from a few Patreon episodes! Get the full episodes on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e20 - Don't Ask Me I'm Just a Girl/Larry Wilmore feat Francesca Fiorentini
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LARRYYYYYYYYYYY WILMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE Francesca Fiorentini returns to the show and I get…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24 e19 - Sucking You Off for $$$ Cuz I Didn't Go to College feat Christie Bahna
Guess if I'm going to complain about the gain on my mic being set way too high!!!!!!! (yes) Fuck man, it's making me insane editing this thing. Anyway, the…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e18 - Your Ass Used to Be Beautiful (Derogatory) feat John Hastings
Come to I Hate Bill Maher Live on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion at 9:30pm. John Hastings and his wacky microphone returns to the as we wrestle with a pretty…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e17 - Pride (Not That Kind) feat Katie Page
Man, Graham Platner comes up a lot in this one. I'm also not sure if I specifically mention there's no midshow comedy bit in this episode, but there's not. My…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e16 - Just Because it's Been 100 Episodes Doesn't Mean I'll Reopen the Judgement Free Question Zone feat Diego McCafferty
Get tickets to I Hate Bill Maher Presents: The Samuel Langhorne Clemens Award for Excellence in Receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor here Hello…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s18e9 - Live! From a Pervert's Mansion! It's Retraumatizing Memories! feat Monika Scott and Emily Faye
I got the new poster done so I can start promoting properly but come and see I Hate Bill Maher LIVE in Los Angeles California on June 27th at 9:30 pm aka the…
I Hate Bill MaherPatreon Pepisode Preview - There is no Steve Smith, Only Stephen A feat David Roth (Stephen A Smith on Club Random)
This is a preview of I Especially Hate Bill Maher, available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IHateBillMaher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
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Super Quick Update for Real Time s24e15
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I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e15 - I Was Not Nervous to be in Such a Ballin Kick Ass Place feat Jeremy Appel
There's another live I Hate Bill Maher happening on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles! Get Tickets here…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e14 - Gen Z Is Tumpted to Start Wearing Masks Again feat Charles Star
Listen, you know John Fetterman's going to be bad. You can on some level prepare for that. But can you ever be prepared for how annoying Dan Crenshaw is? I…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e13 - People Used to Shoot Each Other in the Ass, Now They Just Watch YouTubes feat Molly Ruben-Long
I'll be honest: not my best Judgement Free Question Zone. Comedian Molly Ruben-Long this week joins the show this week to establish herself as probably my most…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e12 - Hilarious Take, Hunker Biden feat Me
It's a lot more fun for me when someone else is having a bad time, too! Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e11 - (While Letting a 70 Year Old Pervert Yell at Me on TV) Do I Look Weak and Woke? feat Katelyn Burns
Writer and podcaster Katelyn Burns joins me this week to get insanely annoyed with Rahm Emanuel. I'd say she and I both agree that we can't wait until we're a…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e10 - Begun, the Iced Cream Wars Have feat Ella Dawson
Well, the episode is once again out on Thursday, not Wednesday. Because Will, Will never changes. Ella Dawson returns to the pod with her brain all filled up…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time Off Week - Bella Thorne Month Compilation
Real Time is off this week, so I am, too! But I guess actually not really, because I still did some house keeping and played some voicemails at the start of…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e9 - The CIA Encourages You to Beat Your Kids feat Joe Kassabian
Will I ever starr getting these things out on time again? Who can say, plus I'm a father now: no one can ask anything of me ever again. Writer and podcaster…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e8 - I'll Suck Your Dick For a Mark Twain Prize feat Jeremy Kaplowitz
This is probably the most mixed up I've ever been with the order of the clips, but what are you gonna do. Anyway, Writer and comedian Jeremy Kaplowitz is my…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e7 - The Worst of all Episodes (of Real Time) feat Josh Boerman
This week's guest was jack of all trades Josh Boerman. There's so much garbage in this episode of Real Time that we talked about it for two hours and forty…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e6 - Maybe if You Had a Better Attitude You Wouldn't Have Cancer feat Lucé Tomlin-Brenner
Oopsie, I did a long one! Comedian/Film connoisseur Lucé Tomlin-Brenner joins the podcast this week, and wow wow wow if you're Bill Maher I bet you loved this…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e19 - New Rule: If You're a Pig Man, You're Gay
Real Time is taking a little break this week, and since I am recovering from some family coming to visit I figured I would do the same by settling into the…
I Hate Bill MaherPATREON EPISOD DREWIEVS - 1st Quarter 2026
Here are some clips from the first few Patreon episodes of 2026, including: The Psychology Zone feat Eoin Higgins (Andrew Sullivan on Club Random) Reverse…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e5 - Starting World War III Because of my Lack of Trump Derangement Syndrome feat Rax King
I HOPE YOU LIKE HEARING THE PHRASE "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"!!!! Anyway, Rax King joined me this week to reacquaint herself with Bill Maher after over a…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e4 - The Woke Mind Virus Doesn't Want You to Censor the Internet feat Taylor Lorenz
Wow, this show sucks! This episode's coming to you late because guest Taylor Lorenz, who was previously booked to do the show next month, saw who the interview…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e3 - John Cougar & the Party Leadership Losers feat Parker Molloy
UPDATE: I forgot to put in an audio clip towards the end of the episode, that's been corrected. The new season continues to trudge on, and this week writer…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e2 - Starting To Think There Was Something Off About This Whole Epstein Casefeat Maddy Myers
God FUCKIN damn it, bro. I got nervous there would be an issue with Streamyard so I did a backup recording and it fucked the gain on my mic up so bad. It's…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s24e1 - Sorry, My Literal Baby, I'm Back feat Eliza Skinner
That's right, God of Emperor of Turn Mountain Will Weldon is back in the hosting chair (it's my wife's desk chair, which she will probably want back once she's…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e18 - John Hastings vs the World - Paternity Leave Chapter Three w/ John Hastings
Unable to find a guest, fill-in host John Hastings flies solo and just rips one out for 51 straight minutes. He really brings out the specific resentments that…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e17 - Gaypreme Court Justgay - Paternity Leave Chapter Two w/ Ella Dawson feat TJ Alexander
I continue to say "Hello baby" because I'm on paternity leave and babies need to be greeted, so writer and past guest Ella Dawson stepped in to cover my…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s9e6 - "I'm Talking Hitler Baby" Paternity Leave Chapter One w/ Vera Drew feat Nate Faustyn and David Allen
PATERNITY LEAVE HAS BEGUN! Special guest host Vera Drew ("The People's Joker") welcomes Nate Faustyn and David Allen from the Loose Lips podcast to talk Real…
I Hate Bill MaherSpecial Bonus Bill Maher News...
I am breaking pat leave to bring you some Bill Maher news from the previous few weeks. This was the first part of an episode that also covered Bill Maher's…
I Hate Bill MaherA MOST TRAUMATIZING YEAR - Maher Highlights 2025
I ended up exposing myself to a lot of harmful Maher content over the year 2025, here is some of the stuff that has poisoned my brain the most. See you in…
I Hate Bill MaherUNLOCKED: White House Dinner Defense Force - Pissy Bill Maher Sulks on "2 Angry Men"
Due to big time life stuff, I am unlocking this formerly Patreon exclusive episode which is about a piece of media that I think is kind of a foundational thing…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e16 - Dear God, Thank You For an Easy One feat Stefan Heck
I know that some of the more perverse listeners of the podcast prefer an episode that's like a rip roarin' 180 minutes long or whatever, but I have to admit…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e15 - 2025 Bill Maher has Forgotten that 2005 George W Bush Doesn't Care About Black People feat Jono Zalay
Comedian Jono Zalay joins the podcast just in time to experience something I was absolutely dreading: the hurricane Katrina episodes. That's right, one of the…
I Hate Bill MaherBONUS EPIPIPIPIPISODE PREVIEW - Bill Maher's EPIC Takedown of Hollywood Mean Girls, Cali COVID Crazies, Orwellian Woke Culture (Cheryl Hines on Club Random III)
A terrifying vision of a horrible alternate reality. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s6e26 - Get Out (of That Nasty Jacuzzi) feat Francesca Fiorentini
This week on I Hate Bill Maher returning guest Francesca Fiorentini and I watched a very specific episode of Real Time for a very specific reason... I might be…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s23e34 - Jeffrey WHOstein?! feat Caron Clancey
In an I Hate Bill Maher first, returning guest Caron Clancey (writer/director/ORGANIZER!!!) watches the latest episode of Real Time LIVE! AS IT AIRED (sort of…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s23e33 - Look, I'm King Trump! Howdy Howdy Howdy!
It pleases me to see my enemies in such a diminished state. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I Hate Bill MaherBONUS EBISOBE BREVIEW - For Legal Reasons, Jeff Bridges Has Left the Conversation feat Jon Gabrus (Bill Maher at the Playboy Mansion)
Jon Gabrus joins the show to talk about two appearances Bill Maher made at the Playboy Mansion. Subscribe to I Hate Bill Maher here. Hosted on Acast. See…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s23e32 - Aliens Have Invaded Earth to Get Our Fingers Out of Our Damn Mouths feat Jane Harrison
Man oh man this guy has completely lost the plot, I swear to GOD dude. Jane Harrison returns to watch the latest episode of Real Time, which I unfortunately…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e14 - Are you Anti-War or Just Being Freaking Emotional feat Jesse Hawken
Writer and podcaster Jesse Hawken joins me this week to talk about being a decades long Bill Maher hater, and then Bill Maher on this episode of Real Time…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e13 - If the Owning You Did Brought You to This, of What Use was the Own? feat Patrick Monahan
Comedian and podcaster Patrick Monahan is my guest this week and his first ever full episode of Real Time reminds him of just how casually cruel the 00's were…
I Hate Bill MaherReal Time s3e12 - Bill Maher Calls for the Death of a Very Prominent Pop Star feat Emily Faye
Yeah yeah yeah, it's late, I don't know, I got a lot goin' on, GET OFF MY BACK!!!! Look man, myself and my friend comedian Emily Faye (returning guest, if you…