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CORN DOWN Prank Calls
Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
Episodes
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The CORNDOWN pt 344: with Norman Reedus as Scud
This CORNDOWN part starts down… deep down. The show starts way down, deep down in the bag. This is not a good thing, by the way, as it’s hard to…
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The CORNDOWN pt 343: with Nash Edgerton as Trent
Before we can do this show, I need to give you my new WiFi password. The internet company changed it and they said I need to update it on all my devices, and I…
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The CORNDOWN pt 342: with Jeanne Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer
No one ever knows what I’m talking about. It just sucks. I even have a specific Chicken Number, #KF2316, doesn’t help. Whuppy is on a quest to numb…
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The CORNDOWN pt 341: with Lena Headey as Sarah Connor
The Google has, unsolicited, determined a number of problems with a number of businesses. First and foremost is the fact that they’ve been…
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The CORNDOWN pt 340: with Jenna Elfman as Dharma Montgomery
This is an unscheduled show, out of the blue, kind of just for no reason. Just like the payments we’re trying to make. Whuppy talks to a man who helps…
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The CORNDOWN pt 339: with Tim Dunigan as Captain Jonathan Power
You know how when you go to fast food places, they have way better napkins that they aren’t giving you? I know all about this, all too well. So what do…
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The CORNDOWN pt 338: with Doug Parker as Mega Man
What, actually, is the difference between a window and a door? Tough question. The answer is; nothing. There is no difference between a window and a door. This…
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The CORNDOWN pt 337: with Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer
Something was up with the audio in this CORNDOWN. It kept going silent. Pretty sure that’s not normal. Things aren’t just supposed to go silent…
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The CORNDOWN pt 336: with Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell
Managers at fast food places are supposed to have roadside assistance to protect the customers that travel through their drive thru. In this gripping episode…
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The CORNDOWN pt 335: with Ben Stein as Economics Teacher
This CORNDOWN picks up quickly. Then whuppy has an ongoing issue, and no one is doing anything to help. This persists for another forty minutes. Then…
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The CORNDOWN pt 334: with Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy/Sean Archer
This is a bad episode; It’s covered in scum. There’s chicken scum, and scum on the buns. Whuppy tries to do a bit on the issue but it doesn’t…
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The CORNDOWN pt 333: with Hayley Mills as Miss Carrie Bliss
I failed on this one, BIG TIME. First off, I failed to order, then whuppy failed to do a bunch of stuff. This most certainly does not meet my personal…
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The CORNDOWN pt 332: with Patrice O’Neal as T-Bone
This is definitely a double pump’d episode. It starts off with some lost food, some old food, a display model, and setting it to all 9s, then we get into…
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The CORNDOWN pt 331: with Vincent D’Onofrio as Robert Goren
It’s Mark’s last day, but not for the reason you might think. Things get dark. It’s whuppy’s fault. You gotta check on your inactive…
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The CORDNOWN pt 330: with H. Jon Benjamin as Walter
Why is it so hard to pay full price? It seems like they’re always forcing promotional discounts on you, and I hate it. It’s a really problem issue…
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The CORNDOWN pt 329: with Brendon Small as Perry
This show starts with a blocked bike lane. This is not only incredibly unsafe, but it’s annoying and I hate it. You have to keep the bike lane cleared…
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The CORNDOWN pt 328: with Timothy Stack as Sam
A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN takes place in the bathroom. A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN has to do with hair. As such, the first calls are all about…
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The CORNDOWN pt 327: with Mark Holton as Francis Buxton
Listen, I don’t know what you think I saw, but I didn’t. I didn’t see anything. And that’s what we’re telling people on the…
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The CORNDOWN pt 326: with Alyson Court as Loonette the Clown
This is probably the most normal episode ever, and there isn’t any heavy editing. It starts by returning a page we received on our beeper. This leads me…
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The CORNDOWN pt 325: with Chris Isaak as Agent Chester “Chet” Desmond
The first call is about Schwebel’s bread, which is a 120+ year old local bakery, and they announced they were shutting down shortly after this call. I…
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The CORNDOWN pt 324: with Greg Lee as Handyman Rick
I really don’t have a great reason, but this CORNDOWN seems to revolve around nail clippings. I’m not particularly proud of this. Luckily, whuppy…
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The CORNDOWN pt 323: with Bob McFadden as Stargazer
This show starts out with a few grapes, a little encouragement, and then a SERIOUS doublecross. Our famous bowls are all messed up, with wrong ingredients and…
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The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe
This show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and…
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The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling
Ever got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we…
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The CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John Munch
Well, what we have here is a heavily goblin themed show. It starts out with red lights across the board, and settings askew. A goblin is blamed, and then…
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The CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as Muckman
The first half is all KF Chicken. We, or rather I start this CORNDOWN with a couple of loose sacks and a classic stuck lid or two. From there I explore the…
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The CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as Kryten
Oh boy, this episode of CORNDOWN starts off with a man trying to take the piss, MY piss. Not acceptable. This quickly gives way to hangout sessions with staff…
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The CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as Victor
Oh wow. This show was a disaster. Partially a national disaster? I don’t know what qualifies, but I deal with heavy ‘technical’ difficulties…
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The CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as Downey
Well, this is a strange one. First call is about a hidden compartment housing a second beef patty, that’s normal. Second call is over half an hour of…
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The CORNDOWN pt 315: with Toby Huss as Artie, “The Strongest Man in the World”
This one starts with classic lettuce separation. Classic. Next we try to get premium packaging for our burgers, such as chili containers, drink containers, or…
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The CORNDOWN pt 314: with Emma Lung as Heather
It’s a good ol’ fashioned Fish’n’Chips CORNDOWN, as we start strong with french fry themed calls and quickly discover the fun of…
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The CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as Scott
You ever had a Wendy’s cut your crust off without you asking? Because that’s exactly how this CORNDOWN starts. We also discover the buns…
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The CORNDOWN pt 312: with Brendon Small as Brendon Small
This episode of The CORNDOWN is straight goofy. It starts off with a bunch of goofy sandwiches and goofy fries and six diet cokes. According to wastedmemory…
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The CORNDOWN pt 311: with Lyssa Browne as Slippy Toad
In this episode of CORNDOWN, I start off trying to dress things up a little bit, which leads to several types of complaints about hats on burgers, with a bit…
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The CORNDOWN pt 310: with Toby Huss as Kahn Souphanousinphone
On this CORNDOWN, I keep hitting my head over and over on sandwiches, trying to explain how it happened while wastedmemory adds his own versions of the same…
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The CORNDOWN pt 309: with Will Lee as Mr. Hooper
On this CORNDOWN, I get wrapped up in big talk about an oil tycoon and backing each other up, which then turns into arguments about what counts as…
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The CORNDOWN pt 308: with Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk
On this CORNDOWN, I get locked in to drive-thru problems that go too far, starting with bathroom questions, fire trucks, and gold burgers, with wastedmemory…
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The CORNDOWN pt 307: with Jared Leto as Angel Face
On this episode of CORNDOWN, I’m pausing orders and looking for warning signs, while whuppy jumps in with his own version of things. That turns into…
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The CORNDOWN pt 306: with Bryan Cranston as Tim Whatley
On this CORNDOWN, I start with string but the wheels come off fast and pieces get lost while wastedmemory keeps adding reasons it might be my fault. This…
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The CORNDOWN pt 305: with Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe
On this CORNDOWN, I keep coming back to a ziplock bag that somehow turns into individual nuggets and profits, and wastedmemory jumps in with a lesson on how to…
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The CORNDOWN pt 304: with Daws Butler as Quisp
On this CORNDOWN, I start with sticky food and an itchy leg that quickly turns into me repeatedly admitting I might have lice. That opens the door to a long…
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The CORNDOWN pt 303: with Pat Fraley as Baxter Stockman
On this CORNDOWN, the first half is all about tires, popping them on purpose, swapping them with a spare, and never being done with it, with wastedmemory…
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The CORNDOWN pt 302: with Shirley Temple as Heidi
On this CORNDOWN, I start with ice and lettuce. With wasted’s help we move to cheese problems that keep getting flipped, melted, or turned inside out…
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The CORNDOWN pt 301: with Michael K Williams as Omar Little
On this CORNDOWN, I start on the idea of getting food as a gift, with wastedmemory jumping in transfering his customer status. That leads into sneezing from…
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The CORNDOWN pt 300: with Debbie Lee Carrington as Valerie Vomit
On this CORNDOWN, we start with figuring out what actually makes a gift we like, and naturally get stuck on soap and blankets, with wastedmemory complicating…
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The CORNDOWN pt 299: with Jason Momoa as Ronon Dex
On this CORNDOWN, I start with worrying my dog is going to choke, starting with a small curly, with wastedmemory piling on and making the situation sticky…
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The CORNDOWN pt 298: with Gary Cole as Harvey Birdman
On this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use, online…
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The CORNDOWN pt 297: with Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson
On this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “same…
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The CORNDOWN pt 296: with Zach Galifianakis as Chip Baskets
On this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot adding their…
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The CORNDOWN pt 295: with Joseph Tudisco as Mike Santini
This episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go viral, and…
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The CORNDOWN pt 294: with Edward Penn as Owen March
On this CORNDOWN we start with arguing about whether we need emergency blankets or if regular ones work. I try to shave a few seconds off before we get weird…
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The CORNDOWN pt 293: with Ola Ray as Michael’s Girl
On this CORNDOWN I run into disabled cars over and over, each one worse than the last, while whuppy tries to impose speed limits and ends up talking about…
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The CORNDOWN pt 292: with Glenn Powell as Chad Powers
This CORNDOWN starts with me trying to report some accomplices to unwilling management, and whuppy uncovers a brown leather jacket man incident. Next I take a…
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The CORNDOWN pt 291: with Dwight Yoakam as Raoul
This CORNDOWN starts with people trying to smoke in my glasses. Whuppy brings soup issues into the mix, such as who’s eating it, who’s spilling it, and which…
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The CORNDOWN pt 290: with Kristen Wiig as Erin Gilbert
On this CORNDOWN I keep getting stuck at a Wendy’s with no drive-thru and trying to prove I’m certified for something while also deleting my Facebook over and…
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The CORNDOWN pt 289: with Tim Robbins as Gary Winston
This CORNDOWN starts with me questioning the flavor of a bag while whuppy keeps being normal in every way he can think of. Things get sexual with sour cream on…
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The CORNDOWN pt 288: with Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone
This CORNDOWN starts an inch big before sandwich problems that get taped, but user engagement is too low to continue operations. Due to the low engagement I…
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The CORNDOWN pt 287: with Billy West as G.e.e.K.e.R.
This CORNDOWN keeps circling back to keys, losing them, someone else finding them, cops and even dogs getting involved, and wastedmemory chasing them down in…
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The CORNDOWN pt 286: with Woody Harrelson as Woody Boyd
This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smashing into…
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The CORNDOWN pt 285: with Richard Dean Anderson as Dr. Jeff Webber
This CORNDOWN kicks off with someone messing around across the street while wastedmemory gets caught up in some kind of strange sensation, and before long…