The CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as Scott

CORN DOWN Prank Calls · Apr 3, 2026 · 1m

You ever had a Wendy’s cut your crust off without you asking? Because that’s exactly how this CORNDOWN starts. We also discover the buns don’t match; what with being top and bottom and all. Somewhere in there we received a failing grade on the app, but I still have no clue what we did wrong. This leads to some grass roots journalism, a couple of fish fry’s, and a old bread bag. From there we try to get the front desk to destroy stuff for us, and whuppy almost goes to jail after a sneak out call involving the police. Bad whuppy. A few more calls about destroying stuff…