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Two Tools, No Clue
Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox!
(This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only! Try at home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)
Episodes
- Two Tools, No Clue
M18 Halloween Reddit Stories
Happy Halloween, from your two favorite idiots! Of course we dressed up for the occasion. This week, Anna is bringing the spook-factor with creepy…
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E18 Jack O' Lantern Lore
On our first Halloween-themed episode, Anna tells us spooky tales of Jack O' Lantern lore. Where they came from, how they evolved, and how they occasionally…
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M17 Beach Renourishment
After the doom and gloom of last week, Jeidan is bringing us a much more hopeful topic; Beach Renourishment! We find out about "inland" sand (which answers our…
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E17 Coastal Erosion in America
Do you dream of one day living by the ocean? Well, you're in luck, because no matter where you live, a coastline is quickly eroding its way to you! This week…
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M16 Women in Stems
This week, Anna introduces us to seven influential women in (flower) stems! We're talking about the queens of gardening, AKA Land Ladies, an article written by…
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E16 The Old Farmer's Almanac
This week Anna dives into a staple of the podcast, and the oldest continuously published periodical in North America: The Old Farmer's Almanac! We get into the…
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M15 Best Rain Garden Cities
Is your state home to one of the top 25 Best Rain Garden Cities? Do you know which state ranks #1 for most cities with rain gardens? Can you guess which state…
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E15 DIY Rain Gardens
As the cool, wet fall slowly approaches, Jeidan is preparing for it with his newfound knowledge of Rain Gardens! Do potholes form small lakes in your driveway?…
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M14 Blueberry Farm Reviews
The public's opinion is in, and we're airing it out! This week we're reading Pick-Your-Own Blueberry Farm Reviews. We have one-star reviews that will leave you…
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E14 The History of Cultivated Blueberries
We are mourning the end of blueberry season by discussing the history of cultivated blueberries and the events that led to the large, plump berries we buy in…
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M13 The Dark Energy of Data Centers
We already knew data centers were all-around terrible, but when Jeidan lays down the facts in this episode, it becomes a truly heartbreaking realization of the…
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E13 Solar 101, Sun
In case you didn't notice, the sun came up again, and Jeidan is here to teach us how to harness its energy with the power of solar! We get into how it works…
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M12 Farmer's Market Reddit Stories
Anna's back with more Reddit Stories, and this time they're centered around Farmer's Markets! We get into pro-tips of how to be successful at your first…
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E12 The Evolution of Farmer's Markets
Hey, it's Thursday again, and this week Anna's getting into the history and evolution of US Farmer's Markets! The fun doesn't stop there, because then she…
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M11 England's Crop Circles
How woo woo are you? This week, Jeidan is invading our ears with knowledge about England's infamous crop circles, and the people who claim to be involved. From…
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E11 Cover Crops 101
We gave you three weeks; did you plant any cover crops?! If you did, congrats on healing your soil! If you didn't... We'll talk about it. We're not mad, just…
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M10 The Pros and Cons of Seed Banks
Can you believe this is our 20th time crawling into your ears? This week, Anna imparts us with knowledge on Seed Banks, and the folks in charge of them. We get…
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E10 The Three Sisters Planting Method
Welcome to episode 10! It's a "very cool" topic this week, as Jeidan would say. Anna is sharing everything she's learned about the Three Sisters companion…
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M9 Alien Worms & The Queer Queen of the Soil
Happy Pride!!! We would be remiss if we didn't take the opportunity to highlight our community on the closing week of our celebratory month. Jeidan found the…
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E9 The Dirt on Worm Farming
This week, Jeidan digs into worms and their poop; the whole essence of worm farming. We talk about different types of worms, their benefits to the soil and…
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M8 The Kefir Kidnapping
This week Anna enlightens us on the magic of kefir grains, which aren't actually grains! Yes, the deceit starts early in this episode. Anyway, Anna gets into…
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E8 Fermentation 101
Let's take a dive into the inebriating world of fermentation! Listen as Anna unintentionally scars Jeidan with the fermented foods and beverages that people…
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M7 Commentary: This is a Gardening Show (Part 2)
It's the commentary part 2 you've all been waiting for!!! This week Jeidan spills the tea on episodes 4-6 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new…
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E7 The Nitty-Gritty of Milling Grain
Did you know that grinding your own flour is possible, and WAY more nutritious than storebought? And that with the right tools it's, dare we say, easy?! This…
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M6 The Great Maple Syrup Heist
What could possibly be more Canadian than The Great Maple Syrup Heist? AKA the biggest heist in Canadian history, and the topic of this week's minisode! Anna…
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E6 Maple Syrup 101
Tap into sticky world of maple syrup! On today's episode, Anna talks about the discovery of maple sap, and the advances in production and technology that has…
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M5 Commentary: This is a Gardening Show (Part 1)
This week we declare our opinions that nobody asked us for, as Anna covers episodes 1-3 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new special on Netflix!…
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E5 The Tales of Spices
In our longest episode yet, Jeidan spares no detail about the spicy history and tales of spices! More specifically, Cinnamon, Cloves, Peppercorn, and Nutmeg…
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M4 Rabbit Scandals
Today, we share the spicy details of two different rabbit scandals: The Peacebunny Foundation, and the Attack of the Killer Swamp Rabbit! The latter speaks for…
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E4 Rabbits, Rabbits, RABBITS!
Forgive us as we time travel back to January, where snow is still falling, and Anna is keeping the kitties warm. Don't worry, the Christmas decorations and…
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M3 Mahala Ashley Dickerson
In minisode 3, Jeidan recounts the incredible life of another unstoppable woman: Mahala Ashley Dickerson. Was she a badass civil rights activist? Hell yeah!…
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E3 Jams, Jellies, & Marmalade... Oh My!
Episode 3 is JAM-packed with the sticky history of Jams, Jellies, and Marmalade! Jeidan blows Anna's mind by informing her that Johnny Appleseed was in fact a…
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M2 Reddit Stories
Minisode 2 is afoot, like the tip-tapping feet of 16 tiny ducklings. We're reading homestead-ish Reddit stories like it's nobody's business, because it's…
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E2 Cottage Food Laws
Episode 2 is upon us, and this week we're exploring cottage food laws across the US! We get into their history, variations, and how they empower small…
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M1 Homesteader Maggie Walz
In our very first Minisode, Jeidan tells us about the incredible life of Maggie Walz. Is there anything this woman couldn't do?! From opening her own currency…
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E1 Homesteading 101
Join hosts Jeidan and Anna as they debut their very first episode of Two Tools, No Clue! Jeidan takes us on a wild journey through the history, and shockingly…