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- The Opinion Machine???
#102 Do You Trust Legacy Media?
Why? Like, What The Fuck? Aka: Seriously, What Is Wrong With You?
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#101 How To Be A Good Person
Identifying Bad People, Calling Them Names, Holding Up Signs & Sending Others To Kill Them. Aka: You Don’t Really Have To Do Anything But Be Loud About Who You…
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#100 Luck
Fortune, Misfortune & The Difficult Task Of Distinguishing Between The Two. Aka: Gratitude Might Be The Most Crucial Element In The Perception Thereof
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#99 Mental Illness
You Have It, They Have It, Everybody Has It But Me. Aka: Big Sugar & Big Pharma Have Concocted The Most Delicious Of All Cahoots In Which They Could Possibly…
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#98 Powerful Pedophiles
Deviant Self Preservation, Tribal Solidarity Built On The Promise Of Mutual Destruction, & The Progressive Interference Into Young Lives & Minds To Sexualize &…
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#97 Gold
The Everlasting Inherent Value, Density & Beauty, The Difficult & Pleasing Process Of Mining & Refining, & How That All Compares To A Sandwich During Times Of…
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#96 Kanye
The Unnerving Power Of Harmony, The Long Lens Balance Of A Wildly Swinging Pendulum & Walking A Tightrope With A Long Pole Aka: Thinking Of Religion Literally…
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#95 The International Boomerhood
How Broken Children Make The Best International Brothers, How Mother’s Who Commit Suicide Make The Brokenest Children & How International Brotherhood Is The…
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#94 White Privilege
Accusations As Confessionals, Supremacy As Projection & The Mental Disorder of Unresolved Socially Engineered White Guilt Aka: Ya Smelt It, Ya Dealt It.
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#93 Vanity
The Dubious Miracle Of Mirrors, The Laborious Nature And Cost Of Oil Paint Cave Drawings & The Death That Is A Photograph Aka: Those Selfies Ain’t Just Cute…
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#92 War
The Unquenchable Thirst For Blood, Democratically Voting To Kill Other People, & How Signing Up To Die Should Be Required To Promote Any Pro War Policy Aka…
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#91 Dirtybird Campout
Singing Sad Songs For Horny Twenty Somethings, Existential Credentials Crisis & Feeling Weird About Being In Any Entourage Aka: My Name For The Weekend Was…
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#90 Trust
Fudging Data, Omitting Crucial Shit, & Lazily Eschewing Scrutiny For Convenience. Aka: You’d Be Ten Times More Likely To Listen To This If I Included A…
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#89 Anonymity
Courageous Accountability, Cowardly Subversion, Dubious Privacy & Wishing You’d Have Said Something Before It All Went To Shit. Aka: That Mask Probably Doesn’t…
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#88 Peter Pan
A 45 Year Old Peter Pan Named Majik, The Majik Of Marxism & DJing Til Gaia Provides All The Majik You Need. Aka: Burning Man Isn’t Really A Retirement Plan
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#87 Blocked!
Courts Say Donald Trump & AOC Can’t Block Citizens, I Say It’s Weird Anyone Can Block Anyone & Real World Blocking Couldn’t Possibly Be More Dramatic Aka…
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#86 All Culture Is Appropriation
Darren Had That Haircut First, Ignacio Invented Nachos & You Didn’t Win The Super Bowl Aka: Stop Taking Credit For The Hard Work Of Others.
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#85 Anonymous Internet Guy
Is It Brave, Dumb Or Both To Be Your Actual Self On The Internet?, What Is Gained By Anonymous Social Engagement On The Internet? & How Many People Have Given…
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#84 The U.N
Camp Costume Party For The Presidents Club, Giving Big Important Speeches From The Tile Department At Home Depot, Voting Money Right Out Of Your Pocket Aka…
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#83 The Siri Interview
Who Is Her Master, What Does She Fear & How Does She Feel About Gender, God & Local Eating Establishments. Aka: Interviewing A Robot Is Harder Than…
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#82 Greta
Filtering Lies Thru Vulnerable Children, Being A Teenager Already Sucks Balls & The Last Thing A Kid Needs Is To Believe The World Will End Before They Find…
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#81 Science
When Does It Become Religion?, Does It Ever Require Faith?, & What Does It Mean To Be A Scientist? Aka: Saint Greta & Her Faithful Believers Don’t Seem Much…
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#80 Comfort
Controls, Zones, Food, & Bed Sores Aka: There Is No Comfort Without Discomfort & I Am Totally Comfortable With That.
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#79 Plastic
Why Is It So Terrible, Why Does It Kill Turtles & Why Does Everyone I Hate Love It So Much? Aka: It’s Probably Not The Plastic You Hate, It’s The Human Beings.
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#78 Fear
Of Government, God, Guns, Mother Nature, & That Big Old Grizzly Bear Picking Through Your Garbage Aka: Consider Sending Fear A Christmas Card This Year
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#77 Ridicule
Fake LoLing The People You Hate, Being Dismissive With Phony Hahahas & Creating Future Super Villains With Your Fraudulent Guffaws Aka: Mockery is An Effective…
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#76 Blackface
A Teaching Moment For Little Justin Trudeau, Finding Friends Through Mutual Offense & A Birthmarked Boy Named Enwerd Aka: Hurt Feelings Make Good Friends &…
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#75 Racism
We Need To Talk About It, Nobody Ever Talks About It Except Everybody Constantly Talking About It & That’s Why We Really Need To Talk About It. Aka: “Ginger”…
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#74 History Is Fake News
So Are Your Memories, Your Favorite Stories & Almost Everything You’ve Ever Read Aka: The Good News Is That You Are Billions Of Years Old & Smarter & Dumber…
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#73 Instagramps
The Marketing Of Self, The Lie That Is Photography & The Creation & Highlighting of Emptiness. Aka: FOMO is Mostly a Direct Result of False Advertising.
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#72 Rape
Believing Women, Taking Responsibility & Minimizing Burden In The Name Of Efficiency & Baseline Morality Aka: Blaming The Victim In The Mirror Might Be The…
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#71 Four Personal Stories Of Dead Stars
Rick Ocasek Bought Me A Salad, David Bowie Enjoying My Breeze, Robin Williams Aping My Steeze & Getting CockBlocked From Hanging Out With Prince. Aka: Dead…
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#70 About Sam Harris
How Love Drugs & Neuroscience Caused Him To Rain Hate On Islam, Christianity, Judaism & Pretend To Rain Hate On Donald Trump. Aka: Life on A Farm Ain’t Nearly…
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#69 Democratic Debates
The Mexican, The Fargo Mom, The Fake Mexican, The Whitest Black Guy, The Asian Tech Bro, The Gay Mayor, The Black/Indian Lady Cop, The Cantankerous Old Jew…
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#68 Brexit & Other Bad Words
Bacon & Ayggs, Adam & Steve, & Accidentally Skipping Over The Letter “J”. Aka: Independence Is Forbidden
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#67 Ownership
The Two William Crockers, Taxes & My Body My Choice Aka: Do You Own Stuff Or Does Stuff Own You?
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#66 Never Forgetting
Watching The Whole Thing Live, 9-11 Conspiracy Theories & Cowards Bending The Knee To Islam Aka: Lots Of Things To Never Forget.
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#65 About Milo
The Gay Jewish Nazi Married To A Black Man, What Happens When The Mob Maligns You & Not Being Surprised When The Person You Treat As A Monster Starts Behaving…
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#64 Beach Drama
Gangs Of Seagulls, The Crow Mafia & A Suicidal Crab Named Scott Aka: The Only Difference Between Being A Superhero & Having A Feast Of Fresh Crab Is The…
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#63 Aaron DJ Delachaux
Eggshelling, Peter Panning, & Navigating The Wrath Of San Francisco’s Most Party Loving Smurfs Aka: Acknowledging Whole Human Beings Might Be Better Than…
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#62 Swearing
#62 Swearing Opposable Thumbs, Middle Fingers & Flippin’ Fetchin’ Fiddlesticks Aka: I Swear, You Have My Word, There Are Good, Honest Reasons To Use Swear…
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#61 Empathy
Feeling How You Feel, How They Feel, How I Feel & How Everybody Feels (Except Maybe DJ Trump) Aka: You Might Be Using The Word In A Totally Brand New…
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#60 Narcissism
#60 Narcissism Prince, DJ Trump, The Kardashians, Firemen & Viral Bunny Rescue Videos. Aka: Handing Someone A List Of Their Undesirable Personality Traits…
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#59 Popularity
#59 Popularity Middle Parts, Side Parts, Bell Bottoms & Bicycle Chains Aka: When The Fringe Becomes Popular A New Fringe Is Born, Forever & Ever & Ever Ever.
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#58 Jesus Just Blocked Me
#58 Jesus Just Blocked Me Belief Is A Prison, IQ Is Dunning & Kruger’s Favorite Sport & A Self Proclaimed Prophet/Genius Named Israel Smith or Maybe It Was…
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#57 San Francisco Has Deemed Me A Terrorist
#San Francisco Has Deemed Me A Terrorist. Political Theater, Set Decorating With Tent Dwelling Opioid Addicts & Balls To The Wall Corruption. Aka: Enron Was…
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#56 How Are You vs. Whatcha Doin’
#56 How Are You vs. Whatcha Doin’ Casual Existentialism, Formal Superficiality & Apathetic Social Idioms Aka: Specificity In Chit Chat Yields Better Data. Aka…
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#55 Genitalia
#55 Genitalia Your Business, My Business, & Nobody Else’s Business. Aka: Why You Should Shut The Fuck Up About What Nature Thinks About Private Parts.
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#54 Reddest Red vs. Bluest Blue
#54 Reddest Red vs. Bluest Blue Church Lady Ravers, Magic Mormon Casseroles & Contrasting Views On Redemption. Aka: The Two Extremes Are Similar In Many Ways…
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#53 Copyright??? - CopyWRONG!!!
#53 Copyright??? - CopyWRONG!!! Assumption Of Privacy, Getting Out Of My Foreground, & Sneaking Your Shit Onto The Hard Drive That Is My Brain Aka: You Can’t…
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#52 Bitter Buddies
Frienemies, Phonies & Spies. Aka: When You Talk Shit About Your “Friend”, It Only Reveals You Don’t Know The Meaning Of The Word.
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#51 Exit 378 Nevada
#51 Exit 378 Nevada. Passports Make You A genius, Your Backyard May As Well Be Mars, & Your Neighbors Are Exotic Foreigners. Aka: You’ll Never Know Even A…
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#50 What If You Couldn’t Speak?
#50 What If You Couldn’t Speak? Losing Your Voice, Losing Your Patience & Finding A New Reason To Laugh. Aka: Speech Is Only A Small Part Of Language But Still…
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#49 Not So Different Strokes
#49 Not So Different Strokes Little Tiny Blood Clots, Gateway Drugs & Cracking Open The Door Of Communication. Aka:You’re Running Out Of Time To Fix Damaged…
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#48 Dreams Are Not Bullshit
#48 Dreams Are Not Bullshit. Working To Dream, Dreaming To Work & Mandatorily Sharing Dreams With Those Appearing In Them. Aka: Maybe We Have It All Upside…
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#47 Liberty Park High Five Guy
#47 Liberty Park High Five Guy Ridiculous Positivity, The 10% Who Refuse & Getting Recognized For Being Happy. Aka: It helps to be handsome.
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#46 Imagine A World With No Roads
#46 Walking Machines, Balloons & Self Powered Flying Bicycles. Aka: Wheeler Dealers Got An Unfair Advantage
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#45 John Hancock Has Opinions
#45 Late Night Alumni, Scoring Films & Podcasts, & How Ironic Enjoyment Is Actual Enjoyment Aka: Expect A Musical Conversation to Meander.
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#44 Beta Cucks Are People Too
#44 Alpha Ridiculousness, Beta Cooks & Not Being a Total Dick Aka: Plenty of room for everyone.
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#43 Jerkface Vegans Have A Point
#42 Vigilante Justice, Assisted Murder & A Fun Abortion Story Aka: If you’re gonna do it, keep it to yourself.