Shows / The Opinion Machine???
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- The Opinion Machine???
#162 You Cannot Prove That This Is Not AI
Wherein I claim that AI generated video has become indistinguishable from regular video & therefore plausible deniability exists for all digital video which…
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#161 Kash, Bondi & Bongino Compromised???
Wherein I wonder if Kash, Bondi, Bongino & Co. have been compromised & wonder to what degree, if any, they serve the secret societies that explicitly do not…
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#160 Hookers vs Hijabs, aka, Israel vs Islam
Wherein I argue that the ninja beekeeper outfit worn by certain Islamic women is actually a predictable & natural response to prostitute costumes worn by…
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#159 Race War!
Wherein I wonder if the upcoming race war is artificial or the real result of decades long programming by evil doers in the media, or if it makes any…
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#157 “Consensual” My Ass
Wherein I argue that, in a world of compulsory, non consensual, indoctrination, actual consent is among the rarest of all things.It might not exist at…
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#157 How To End Illegal Immigration
Wherein I make the obvious claim that only a good & decent armed citizenry, along with the abolition of tax based government subsidies & welfare, can end the…
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#156 Why The Criminal Covid Cartel Will Go Free
Wherein I explain why the Covid Cartel Criminals behind Event 201, along with the majority of the population, who gladly joined them in their evil deeds, will…
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#155 Fighting Robot Slaves To Make Art
Wherein I claim that fighting with ai robots to make art, is really no different than fighting with a piano, a guitar, a paintbrush or a pencil & explain that…
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#154 First Amendment Assholery
Wherein I weigh morality & legality using first amendment auditing assholery as a measuring device of instinct versus conformity to legal loopholery.Yeah, I…
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#153 The Joy Of Constructive Criticism
Wherein I yell at the clouds about being old & demand that the clouds yell back with a little constructive criticism.Basically I make excuses for my hyper…
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#152 Fame Is A Disease Continued
Wherein I once again rant about the “trappings” of fame, why it is a malignant, contagious disease that affects you whether you want it to or not.I talk about…
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#151 Ladies In Space
Wherein I make the claim that The Blue Origin all ladies rocket ship ride was not an ode to feminism, but rather, a grand phallic celebration of the Patriarchy…
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#150 Your Life Story Is Actually About ME!
Wherein I attempt to prevent you from virtue signaling by trying to make Kanye’s story about you by trying to make your story about Kanye’s story about ME.You…
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#149 Keep Your Eyes On The Potatoes
Wherein I wonder about a future in which tariffs ultimately bring about a free market of robot potato farmers, freeing up humanity to engage in potato sack…
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#148 Drunk Texts From Socialist Mormons
Wherein I share my sober call back with an accusatory drunk texting former Mormon, current socialist indoctrinator, with misguided savior complex who is…
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#147 I Was Wrong About Gay Marriage
Wherein I admit that I was wrong about gay marriage, but not exactly why you think. I go on to brag about being really good at being wrong and admitting it…
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#146 Christ is King???
Wherein I wonder what the fuck happened to Jordan Peterson & explore the possibility that he was “successfully” Kanye’d where Kanye & Candace Owens were…
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#145 Pam & Tommy Bondi & The Epstein Files
Wherein I propose that good people are easier to compromise than bad people & ask what private moment of yours, if secretly video taped, would be enough to get…
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#144 Stoners vs. New Wavers & The USSR
Wherein I do my best to tell a true story about being a new waver in high school & getting in a fight with a stoner then compare it to history as a whole but…
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#143 Zionism & Special Princess Syndrome
Wherein I, an Elder of Zion, break down Zionism, Islamism, Mormonism & the differences/similarities between them.I also detail the enormous gap between…
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#142 Won’t Stop Believin’!
Wherein I ramble about belief and the resulting disappointment when it is placed in others who will inevitably let you down.I make excuses and defend the…
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#141 AI Is Glorified Slutty Fake Librarian
Wherein I compare AI to a lifeless spell checker programmed to be a deceptive half obedient librarian prostitute who wants to give you almost everything you…
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#140 Naked Kanye & The $19m Swastika
Wherein I compare parts of my life to Kanye & his Super Bowl swastika t-shirt stunt by telling the story about the time I almost got arrested for taking…
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#139 Cynicism & The “Good” Show
Wherein I argue that sitting in a tub, stewing in your own filth in the town square, holding a lantern, looking for an honest man, isn’t the virtuous criticism…
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#138 The OK Anti-Anti Declaration
Wherein I angrily rant & criticize so-called conservatives & libertarians who smugly refuse to acknowledge that they might be finally getting what they have…
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#137 Voice Messages Are “Creepy”
Wherein I leave a long voice message responding to the retarded claim that voice messages are inherently creepy while making a lukewarm argument that text…
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#136 Fake Laughter is Satanic
Wherein I paint myself into a corner by setting a policy to unfriend anyone who uses a laugh react to a serious good faith argument only to have a colleague of…
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#135 Betrayal & Ultimate Ultimatums
Wherein I tell a true story of betrayal, ultimatums & the near impossibility of not losing San Francisco friends over politics. Cowardice is fundamental in…
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#134 Ayahuasca With Frienemies
Wherein I talk about the time I took ayahuasca at the prodding of a frienemy with a twirly mustache. Other drugs are discussed. I make an unenthusiastic…
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#133 The Lone Individualist
Wherein I sloppily propose that collectivism needn’t be seen as the enemy of individualism & vice versa by revealing stupid fashion choices, pink zebras, &…
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#132 The Not So Amazing Polly
Wherein I boast & brag about getting blocked by one of the many witches of the new world while making a case for why AI & mRNA technologies should be allowed…
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#131 Imaginary Bullshirt
Wherein I preach about focusing on reality rather than the imaginary BS that credentialed charlatans want you to believe. Plenty of irony and hypocrisy. Too…
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#130 Weaponized Incompetence
Wherein I launch into a frothy unhinged rant about the fires, friend who are possibly Feds and demand that every person be held accountable even if they are…
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#129 Zuckerberg’s Redemption???
Wherein I sermonize about the alleged redemption of Mark Zuckerberg, speculate about testosterone & stepdad dykes, & wonder if the right wing has adopted the…
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#128 Tesla Truck Terrorism
Wherein I theorize about the compulsion to theorize about terror while wondering why we don’t see more “terror” from military guys, and ask why my fellow…
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#127 Your Own Personal Psy-Op
Wherein I conduct a psyop on the topic of psyops in which I fantasize about the whole world being magically unable to speak for a week, then come to the real…
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#126 Influencing The Influencers
Wherein I not so subtly try to influence you into influencing the influencers through good hearted, supportive nudgery, while I demonstrate my impeccably high…
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#125 Live each day like it’s your last???
Wherein I wonder if “living each day like it’s your last” is a good idea, preach about learning to enjoy failure, & get snubbed by my favorite pigeon. Then I…
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#124 Problem Billionaires
Wherein I rant about the phrase “none of your problems are because someone else is a billionaire” Special shout outs to wussy pigeons & squirrels who think…
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#123 Americanism vs. Unamericans
Wherein I babble on about Americanism & why it feels weird to be patriotic about America when most Americans I know are totally unamerican & some foreign cab…
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#122 Doxxing & The Rise of Cowardice
Wherein I do my best impersonation of the bravest of warriors by posting my real address online, you know, like the white pages, then ramble on like a shell…
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#121 Using AI Art Tools For Good
Wherein I clumsily try to make a case for AI art tools ultimately steering art into a more “human” direction. Some sloppy analogies & contradictions thrown in…
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#120 Immigration - Good vs. Evil
Wherein I not so loudly wonder about the heated immigration debate, weigh the merits of merit and suggest that the morality quotient might be sorely missing…
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#119 What if it Was Fauci???
Wherein I blither & blather about the immorality of outsourcing murder while extolling the controversial possible virtue of actively making society a better…
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#118 Christmas Forgiveness or Lack Thereof
Wherein I pontificate about Christmas in a family with 17 siblings, countless divorces, dead adulterating parents, & COVID criminal nurse sisters who will…
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#117 The Unfollower
Wherein I declare my superiority because I unfollow people on the internet, ramble on about how weird it is that anyone follows anyone while unironically…
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#116 Donors
Wherein I wonder who the people are who accept free donations & magically become obedient servants to whoever gave it to them when I don’t see many corporate…
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#115 COMFORT
Wherein I sermonize about comfort, the historical lack thereof, the current day entitlements to it & pitfalls of not having to fight for it. I kinda pretend to…
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#114 Doomerism
Wherein I sermonize about Doomerism, explain what it is, why I am predisposed to it, why I block & unfollow doomers & make excuses for my extremely high double…
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#113 Moon Landing
Wherein I rant about whether or not anyone ever walked on the moon, and how flat earthers seem pretty disconnected with their senses and how it’s totally ok to…
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#112 The Morning Show
How Allegedly Powerful Women Are Absolutely Crushed By Sex In The Workplace, Powerful Men Are Easily Crushed By Bad Dates & Apple Does It’s Best To Pretend…
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#111 Mean Sisters
Full Mean Sisters, Half Mean Sisters, & Step Mean Sisters. Aka: Relax, This Probably Isn’t About You, But It Might Be.
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#110 Almost Catastrophic Christmas Eve Eve
How Catastrophic Thinking Wastes Everyone’s Time, Sucks Up All Your Energy & Never Solves A Single Problem Aka: Use That Energy To Actually Fix Shit
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#109 The Trouble With Certainty
It’s Pretty Good For Emergencies, Trigger Pulling & Wrestling But Not Much Else. Aka: Uncertainty Is More Fun.
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#108 God & The Devil Are The Same Fella
Love & Hate Are Inseparable, Hot Depends On Cold, & The Worst Shit You Can Imagine Is What Makes The Best Shit You Can Imagine So Great. Aka: Maybe A Little…
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#107 Vaccination
Deadly Invisible Bugs, The Religious Fervor & Hysteria On Both Sides, & The Redundantly Mathematical Probability That You Are Reacting Irrationally. Aka: Math…
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#106 Staying Positive
It Isn’t Easy, It’s Hard & Sometimes It Feels Impossible. Aka; Still Beats Hauling Buckets Of Sewage Out Of The Basement.
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#105 You Wish!
Self Love, Self Loathing, & The Projections Thereof Aka: How You Feel About Donald Trump Is Likely How You Feel About Yourself.
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#104 Tofurkey
Turkey & Tofu, Apples & Oranges, & Bruce & Caitlin Aka: How To Depopulate Your Next Thanksgiving Dinner
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#103 Self-Awareness
Do You Have It? Does Anyone? & Does Not Having It Make Malevolence Less Malevolent? Aka; Do We Forgive Those Who Know Not What They Do?