Shows / The Opinion Machine???
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- The Opinion Machine???
#232 A Story About Ace Frehley, Kinda, Allegedly
Wherein I tell a yuck story about writing songs with Ace Frehley’s girlfriend as he was in the process of dumping her.Yuck level 7.I’m not a good person.No…
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#231 Good Charlie Bad Charlie
Wherein I take too long to realize I’m talking about two Charlies & by the end I think I should redo the whole thing with that as the premise & actually decide…
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#230 Conspiracy Fantasies Are A Form of Denial
Wherein I make a case for the claim up above.That’s all.No refunds.
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#229 White People Are Awesome
Wherein I explore the century long evil campaign of brainwashing that has resulted in countless nice white people becoming understandably triggered by the…
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#228 Is Candace Owens Controlled Opposition?
Wherein I propose that those who have an insatiable thirst for conspiracy consider the very rational possibility that Candace Owens is being used by Israel as…
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#227 Pretending To Sound Smart Is The Best Way To Sound Dumb
Wherein I probably unironically prove the title true by describing how I have never been a good liar and I expect most of you aren’t good liars either and if…
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#226 Why Do I Care About Candace Owens???
Wherein I take an existential journey in answer to a simple question asked by an old colleague from high school.There is talk about objective truth.There is…
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#225 Candace Owens Officially Sucks
Wherein I rant about not being good at team sports because teams always let me down. For instance, team conservative has seemingly lost all contact with…
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#224 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
Wherein I examine the idea that Americans have been successfully indoctrinated to believe that other countries & people are “our enemies”, and have thusly lost…
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#223 The Isolating Nature Of Rationality
Wherein I rant about my frustration with friends & associates who seem committedto denial rather than being fair and looking at the larger, completely obvious…
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#222 Clarity, Doubt & Grifters
Wherein I argue that people who are creating confusion & doubt rather than clarity and understanding are probably up to no good.You shouldn’t pay them.I wasn’t…
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#220 How To Detect A False Flag
Wherein I remind you that you have the greatest technology in the universe pre-installed, in your own body at birth & then, as diplomatically as I can, implore…
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#219 Thou Shalt Not Name Drop Jesus
Wherein I wonder if the commandment to not take the lords name in vain was mostly directed at those wishing to slap his brand on their building for the sake of…
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#218 From Charlie to Jesus to Objective Good
Wherein I sloppily argue that being more like Charlie would mean being more like Jesus which would mean not using Christianity as a blunt force instrument…
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#217 Charlie Changed Me
Wherein I examine the glaring contrast between the Christian reaction to a violent assassination of one of their own and the violent teeth gnashing & rioting…
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#216 Candace Is Going Crazy & I Know Why
Wherein I argue that Chosen Tribalists have launched a full frontal physical and psychological assault on any Christian who effectively spreads…
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#214 The Banality Of Evil
Wherein I argue that the fight between good & evil looks less like a Hollywood Blockbuster & more like a Low Budget Indy Film & ultimately, sadly, more like a…
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#213 That Could’ve Been Me
Wherein I explore the darkest timeline, in which I could’ve not only been Charlie Kirk, but also Tyler Robinson.Far more frightening than dying for a cause is…
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#209 We Must Win This War
Wherein I demand to know the names of every single person who poisoned the mind of Tyler Robinson.Including the owners & managers of DISCORD, a word that may…
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#208 Vengeance For Charlie Kirk
Wherein I argue that good people must respond and bad people must repent or pay.Evil must not go unchecked.
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#205 Donald J Trump vs Cooties United
Wherein I argue that “You Have Cooties So I Can’t Talk To You” might be a decent policy for a 3rd grader in a lower middle class school, but it’s a terrible…
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#204 The Beauty Of Bad Tattoos
Wherein I give a bunch of reasons why bad tattoos are beautiful.That’s all.No refunds.
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#203 Charity Is No Substitute For Love
Wherein I compare Fake Bay Area charities with the one started by my mother as cover for abandoning her children who maybe possibly abandoned her too, if that…
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#202 Don’t Like, Don’t Share, Don’t Subscribe
Wherein I share my experience in regards to online popularity algorithms & how mine mostly align with meatworld.Aka, conformity pressure isn’t limited to…
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#201 If AI Can Do Your Job, Your Job Sucks
Wherein I ponder the whole concept of jobs, which are good, which are bad, which should be done by robots and which should be done by humans with robots…
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#200 Kapparot aka Jewish Chicken Sacrifice
Wherein I compare the barbaric act of pretending to transfer one’s sins onto a chicken in order to kill it & be absolved of said sins with the age old leftist…
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#199 Will Franken Ain’t Shootin’ Straight
Wherein I unnecessarily publicly respond to a misrepresentation of my views and the nature of my relationship & communication with a former colleague of mine…
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#198 It’s All Devo’s Fault
Wherein I describe the eye opening experience of watching the new Devo documentary on Netflix in which I realize that they admittedly subversively brainwashed…
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#197 A.I. is DEAD
Wherein I proclaim that AI is dead, it always has been, and always will be, much like a hammer, a wrench, or your attempts to claim otherwise.Those who try to…
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#196 Copyright is Bad For Art & Artists
Wherein I argue that rather than encouraging and rewarding innovation, copyright punishes & robs growth & innovation from inventors & creators while handing…
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#195 You’ll Own Nothing & Be Something
Wherein I ponder the ugliness of the concept of owning nothing while also weighing the pleasure and freedom of not having possessions but rather edifying…
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#194 Black Pillers & High Horses
Wherein I wonder why Black Pilling Pessimists have such high horses while reminding myself that Hawks & Doves both have value, no matter how mean hawks seem.I…
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#193 The Woke Right & Judaism
Wherein I describe my experience in a private Signal chat group and what it taught me about Russia, Ukraine, Jewish supervision, The Woke Right & inciting…
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#191 Gratitude For Hash Tag Gratitude
Wherein I explain how watching body cam/ interrogations of deranged and murderous criminals cause me to ponder the fine line of being grateful for who you are…
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#190 The Cowardly Centrist
Wherein I argue that being a moderate, centrist, populist, or whatever, is rarely, if ever, the result of true independent thinking, but rather a product of…
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#189 The Golden Exgoose
Wherein I describe the ups and downs of my efforts to eliminate excuses people make for not living how they profess to “want” to live only to discover that…
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#187 The Art Of The Prompt
Wherein I double and triple down on the notion that prompting is fundamental to art, be it collaborative or personal, being able to accurately convey to others…
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#186 You Are The Gatekeeper
Wherein I explain that in the miraculous world that is only getting more miraculous by the day, the only real gatekeeper is you.This is either good or bad…
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#184 The Absolute Hell Of Inauthenticity
Wherein I proclaim that I am a bad person who is too selfish to not feel an almost cruel contempt for people who refuse or simply don’t know how to be honest &…
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#183 The Abuse Loop
Wherein I argue that, while it is important for the public to assert themselves as the boss of public servants, it is also important to not be a terrible…
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#182 The Anti-Committee Committee
Wherein I explain that being an argumentative, disagreeable, contrarian has never felt like a choice, and while seeing the benefits of being an agreeable…
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#181 When I Didn’t Sue The Mormon Church
Wherein I argue that the echo chamber of the internet has created a confirmation bias engine that affects Leftist Furries and Right Wing Patriots alike.The…
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#180 Beautifully Boring Crystal Ballshit
Wherein I argue that most of what you think you “know” about Jeffery Epstein is likely a rubbernecky movie that you conjured up in your own mind while being…
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#179 Grace In The Face
Wherein I preach about showing grace to people who act like dipshits and use a story about my brother almost ruining my bachelor dad’s brand new coffee table…
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#178 The Age Of The Temper Tantrum
Wherein I argue that bad parenting, Burger King & general restaurant culture has lead America into the hell of political entitlement.Lots of holes to…
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#177 The End Of The World Part III
Wherein I explain how my reaction to the end of the world has changed over the last 50 years from horror to curiosity, to a weird sense of calm, which leads to…
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#176 Little Did He Know / #TrustWomen
Wherein I explain why it has largely been impossible for me to “trust women” by detailing a number of times where I have “dated” women who were cheating on…
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#175 Bad People Are Using Robots to Push The Lie of Transexuality
Wherein I argue that much of AI is being used intentionally and unintentionally to push the lie that human beings can transition from one sex to another, the…
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#174 Dork Wars
Wherein I proclaim that protests are nothing more than pretend war for larping, no talent dorks & losers with pathetically bad aesthetics.Aka, bring a gun or…
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#173 Birthday Boy Exceptionalism
Wherein I reconsider my decades long promotion of radical individualism and move on to the more lofty, merit based ideology of exceptionalism.One Click…
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#172 The White Supremacist Gemstones
Wherein I argue that The Righteous Gemstones, & Hollywood, by solely targeting Straight White Christians for mockery & satire, implicitly create a a strong…
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#171 Trump Vs Elon 2025 Round 1
Wherein I argue that the catastrophic split between Trump & Elon works out better for Trump than Elon but the real winners could end up being MAGA & The…
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#170 Shopping Kart Karens
Wherein I make the most controversial argument in the history of my recordings, which is that Shopping Kart Karens are no different than Kovid Karens in that…
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#169 Bono, Rogan & Savior Complex
Wherein I argue that savior complex is really hard to avoid when you can fill a stadium with followers by making a phone call & all the evidence supports the…
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#168 You Are The Star of Glenn Greenwald’s Sex Tape
Wherein I argue that your reaction to Glenn Greenwald’s sex tape is a central part of his kink, & that you needn’t feel any shame for losing respect for him &…
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#167 Christianity’s Heartbreaking but Shrinking Need To Be Validated By Academics Like Jordan B Peterson.
Wherein I blame JBP’s rise on the decades long persecution of Christians & simultaneous exaltation of intellectualism, and not on him being anything…
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#166 Why You Shouldn’t Trust The Human Beings Hyping Big AI
Wherein I call bullshit on the notion that AI is “intelligent” or is anything close to conscious, & that those who are trying to convince you that it is smart…
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#165 The Inevitable Increasing Hatred of AI & Robots.
Wherein I predict that resentment, animosity, & outright hatred of AI & robots will exponentially increase in proportion to it attempting/pretending to be…
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#164 Carrots Are Illogical Fallacies
Wherein I argue that the invocation or calling out of alleged logical fallacies is more times than not a back door logical fallacy, or, at the very least, an…
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#163 The Brutal Truth About Artists & Academics
Wherein I use Brutalism as a vehicle to express my disdain for artists, academics & statists in their quest to dehumanize the rest of us while pretending that…