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Trashwatch
A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927
Episodes
TrashwatchBLANK CHECK
EPISODE 121 – BLANK CHECK “We are weird friends. We’re like, ‘Let’s punish my friends. How dare they be friends with me! I’ll teach them!’” The boys are on…
TrashwatchDRAGONHEART
EPISODE 120 – DRAGONHEART “Where do you buy gloves for dialogue this heavy-handed?” This week, Brian says AKAB; Brandon has no time for vengeance; Chris ruins…
TrashwatchSCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
EPISODE 119 – SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD “Did Anna Kendrick also date Bill Hader? Is this what you’re saying?” “Yes.” “GIRL, GET IT!” This week, Ashley is…
TrashwatchINTOLERABLE CRUELTY
EPISODE 118 – INTOLERABLE CRUELTY “God, how many band directors’ daughters are out there named Claire Annette? I feel so bad for them!” This week, Ashley is…
TrashwatchROMEO + JULIET
EPISODE 117 – ROMEO + JULIET “If Baz Luhrmann directed Catcher in the Rye, it would be so powerful it would somehow bring John Lennon back to life.” We’re…
TrashwatchROMANCING THE STONE
EPISODE 116 – ROMANCING THE STONE “I have given off every f***ing vibe I can of someone who just wants to be in PJs, chilling with a cat, not doing much.” This…
TrashwatchTEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
EPISODE 115 – TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE "When new people try to be my friend, I'm like, 'What's your angle?'" This week, Brandon experiences the horror of…
TrashwatchBIG FAT LIAR
EPISODE 114 – BIG FAT LIAR "I wanna cheer for little stinkers." This week, Brandon takes down a summer school teacher; Ashley has a “crap”-py ex; Brian nears…
TrashwatchYES MAN
EPISODE 113 – YES MAN “That’s my Kryptonite: patchouli and disappointment.” This week, Brian explains the film’s critical failure; Brandon learns to…
TrashwatchRUN FATBOY RUN
EPISODE 112 – RUN FATBOY RUN "Ashley, you're allowed to talk about bridges three times, max." New year, same us! This week, Chris prepares for wedding…
TrashwatchI KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
EPISODE 111 – I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER “I’m sorry, Ashley, that I am not a teen girl from the 90’s!” Ending the year with another Patron Pick! This…
TrashwatchBIO-DOME
EPISODE 110 – BIO-DOME What the f***, Chris?! This week, Brandon explains our Earth Day responsibilities; Chris shares a wild commercial; and Brian fixes the…
TrashwatchPOSEIDON
EPISODE 109 – POSEIDON “This is a slasher film where the killer is a boat.” This week, Brandon sinks the Edmund Fitzgerald; Brian enjoys aquatic disasters…
TrashwatchFOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
EPISODE 108 – FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION “Ask any improv comedian: Volume equals comedy.” This week, Ashley reveals her stand-up dreams; Brandon expands the…
TrashwatchDAN IN REAL LIFE
EPISODE 107 – DAN IN REAL LIFE “Why are we attacking each other? There’s a movie to attack.” This week, Brandon wants to get to the pancake factory; Ashley…
TrashwatchOPERATION DUMBO DROP
EPISODE 106 – OPERATION DUMBO DROP “What if the elephant had gone upside-down?!” We’re not thankful for this! This week, Brandon gives his Candy Bar Theory…
TrashwatchHOLES
EPISODE 105 – HOLES “Smash cut from ‘cow turds’ to racists burning down the schoolhouse!” This week, Brandon puts Chris in a hole; Ashley carries everyone up a…
TrashwatchFOR RICHER OR POORER
EPISODE 104 – FOR RICHER OR POORER “I remember when this podcast used to be about movies.” “WHEN?!?!” Oops, we recorded in person! This week, Brandon hides the…
TrashwatchTHE MAN IN THE IRON MASK
EPISODE 103 – THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK "Yellow means 'slow down', not 'speed up to beat the light.'" This week, Ashley finds a use for a time machine; Brandon…
TrashwatchHOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999)
EPISODE 102 – HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999) “No way Eddie’s getting outta this jam… except perhaps by throwing a wicked curveball!” Another October survived…
TrashwatchWAR OF THE WORLDS (2005)
EPISODE 101 – WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005) “You know who’s not beefier than Young Neil? Dakota Fanning.” This week, Brandon scares Ashley stupid; Chris discovers…
TrashwatchRETURN TO OZ
EPISODE 100 – RETURN TO OZ "What's your stance on chiffon sweaters?" Holy crap, it’s our 100th episode! This week, Brandon teases his Oz spec script; Brian is…
TrashwatchTHE DARK CRYSTAL
EPISODE 99 – THE DARK CRYSTAL “It was the Mystics of times, it was the Skeksis of times.” And just like that, it’s Season 4! This week, Ashley loves Skeksis…
TrashwatchBIG DADDY
EPISODE 98 – BIG DADDY Rounding out Season 3 with our first ever Patron Pick! This week, Brandon averts the apocalypse; Brian wants a universal movie ending…
TrashwatchAIRHEADS (ft. Kean Reid)
EPISODE 97 – AIRHEADS Special guest Kean Reid returns! This week, Chris derails the intro; Ashley recalls a bad job interview; Brian sets his fitness goal…
Trashwatch50 FIRST DATES
EPISODE 96 – 50 FIRST DATES Sandtembler continues! This week, Brandon finds the male version of “Nice t*ts”; Ashley has a controversial butt rating; Brian…
TrashwatchHOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
EPISODE 95 – HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA It’s a family movie but this episode most definitely is not! This week, Ashley takes the Minions to task; Brian reveals his…
TrashwatchTHE WATERBOY
EPISODE 94 – THE WATERBOY It’s Sandtembler, baby! This week, Brandon bails early; Chris writes Fairuza Balk’s memoir; Brian explains Reverse Jesus; and Ashley…
TrashwatchSHOWGIRLS
EPISODE 93 – SHOWGIRLS CW: Sexual assault/r*pe (1:26:44 to 1:30:10) Our first NC-17 episode! This week, Ashley defends Garth Brooks; Chris has a fan theory…
TrashwatchTREASURE PLANET
EPISODE 92 – TREASURE PLANET A movie that lives up to its title! This week, Chris discovers the real treasure planet; Brian is, regrettably, Dr. Doppler…
TrashwatchHOUSE ARREST
EPISODE 91 – HOUSE ARREST This week, Chris has a hot take right off the bat; Ashley accidentally gets shoved into a locker; Brian hates a joke; and Brandon…
TrashwatchACCEPTED
EPISODE 90 – ACCEPTED Remember this not-at-all-relevant 2006 college flick? This week, Brian can’t get over these names; Brandon runs for the bus; Ashley…
TrashwatchGHOSTBUSTERS (2016)
EPISODE 89 – GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) This week, Brian gives his hot take; Chris half-asses a Trailer Game; Brandon proposes a new tenure system; and Ashley fails a…
TrashwatchGHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
EPISODE 88 – GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) Chris rounds out the Summer of Remakes with his favorite movie! This week, Chris learns about lady ghosts; Ashley reveals her…
TrashwatchGODZILLA (2014)
EPISODE 87 – GODZILLA (2014) 2014 was a year for remakes, wasn’t it? This week, Chris finds the real Dr. Manhattan tragedy; Brandon cancels happiness; Ashley…
TrashwatchGODZILLA (1998)
EPISODE 86 – GODZILLA (1998) Celebrating Independence Day by not watching Independence Day! This week, Brandon gives his 3-word review; Ashley feels seen by…
TrashwatchROBOCOP (2014)
EPISODE 85 – ROBOCOP (2014) Bored or alive, you’re coming with us. This week, Chris pitches a Recess reboot; Ashley ponders the Detroit accent; Brian explains…
TrashwatchROBOCOP (1987)
EPISODE 84 – ROBOCOP (1987) It’s Brandon’s turn for the Summer of Remakes! This week, Ashley podcasts by text; Chris votes for Robocop; Brandon makes a (Philip…
TrashwatchOCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001)
EPISODE 83 – OCEAN’S ELEVEN (2001) Huzzah, a good movie this time! This week, Brandon creates an Etsy warning; Ashley whoopsie-doodles; Brian makes a Snyder…
TrashwatchOCEAN'S 11 (1960) (ft. Andy Erikson)
EPISODE 82 – OCEAN’S 11 (1960) (ft. Andy Erikson) Andy Erikson (https://www.andyerikson.com/) joins us to kick off the Summer of Remakes! This week, Brian…
TrashwatchSTAGE FRIGHT
EPISODE 81 – STAGE FRIGHT That’s a wrap on Musical May! This week, Brandon cancels Pushing Daisies; Brian explains the camp’s financial woes; Ashley has Among…
TrashwatchXANADU
EPISODE 80 – XANADU This week, Chris loses transition privileges; Ashley does her morning peekaboo routine; Brian discovers Kira’s real scheme; and Brandon…
TrashwatchHAMLET 2 (ft. Megan Lear)
EPISODE 79 – HAMLET 2 (ft. Megan Lear) We’ve got Actors’ Theatre’s Megan Lear joining us to talk about the official Hamlet sequel! This week, Brian is hard to…
TrashwatchCHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
EPISODE 78 – CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG Musical May is back (though Brandon is not)! This week, Brian wants to be carried by Dick Van Dyke; Ashley gives the…
TrashwatchTHE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996)
EPISODE 77 – THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996) We were having a pretty good month up til now—thanks, Chris! This week, Brian read the book; Ashley dreams of the…
TrashwatchJUMANJI
EPISODE 76 – JUMANJI In the Trash we may find pleasure, but in this case we picked a Treasure! This week, Brian explains the town’s economy; Ashley leads us…
TrashwatchSHOOT 'EM UP
EPISODE 75 – SHOOT ‘EM UP This week, Brian’s prediction sadly doesn’t come true; Ashley has a series of breakdowns; Chris is anti-baby; and Brandon questions a…
TrashwatchA KNIGHT'S TALE (ft. Lexi Vestey)
EPISODE 74 – A KNIGHT’S TALE (ft. Lexi Vestey) Lexi Vestey joins us as we go semi-dieval! This week, Lexi is touched by Tudyk; Chris has a church vendetta…
TrashwatchSEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: THE STUPIDS
SEASON 1 RE-RELEASE – THE STUPIDS This week: Chris, Brian, and Brandon are stupid—because we’re re-releasing our Season 1 episode on The Stupids! Join us as we…
TrashwatchCLIFFORD
EPISODE 73 – CLIFFORD Ashley’s back just in time to talk about an insane Martin Short vehicle! This week, Brian can fix him; Ashley has a big therapy week…
TrashwatchMINDHUNTERS
EPISODE 72 – MINDHUNTERS It’s another Guys Week as we talk Saw for Dummies! This week, Brandon updates LL Cool J’s name; Chris figures out Lucas’s accent; and…
TrashwatchLITTLE MONSTERS (1989)
EPISODE 71 – LITTLE MONSTERS (1989) When Ashley’s away, the Fart Asses will play! This week, Brian reveals the Elliott-Rossio formula; Brandon creates a…
TrashwatchTHE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS
EPISODE 70 – THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS It's the inspiration for the hit film Cyrano! This week, Brandon writes a jingle; Brian discovers his type; Ashley…
TrashwatchRUBY SPARKS (ft. Chad the Bird)
EPISODE 69 – RUBY SPARKS (ft. Chad the Bird) Bad Romance month concludes with special guest Chad the Bird! This week, Brian feels attacked; Ashley brings the…
TrashwatchTHUMBELINA
EPISODE 68 – THUMBELINA We’re back on our Don Bluth BS! This week, Brandon bemoans a lyrical sin; Brian titles his autobiography; Ashley explains cuchi cuchi…
TrashwatchBLAST FROM THE PAST
EPISODE 67 – BLAST FROM THE PAST Brendan Fraser’s back, baby! This week, Brandon tries Hot Dr. Pepper; Brian joins a Multi-Level Centipede; Ashley hates…
TrashwatchMY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING
EPISODE 66 – MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING Welcome to Bad Romance Month! This week, Ashley reveals her New Year’s Resolution; Chris gets double-cancelled; Brandon…
TrashwatchLIBERAL ARTS
EPISODE 65 – LIBERAL ARTS Hats off to a successful Allison Janney-uary! This week, Ashley finishes an important work of art; Brandon solves dating; Chris gets…
TrashwatchAMERICAN BEAUTY
EPISODE 64 – AMERICAN BEAUTY Allison Janney-uary gets uncomfortable! This week, Ashley is down for Ricky’s pickup line; Brandon has a Chris moment; Chris is…
TrashwatchTHE WAY WAY BACK (ft. Stacie from What Would Mom Do?)
EPISODE 63 – THE WAY WAY BACK Allison Janney-uary continues with Stacie from What Would Mom Do! This week, Chris opens strong; Ashley hates water parks; Brian…