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Trashwatch
A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927
Episodes
TrashwatchSIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS
EPISODE 62 – SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS It’s the start of 2022 and Allison Janney-uary! This week, Brian struggles for a laugh; Chris is definitely not a Stepford…
TrashwatchSEVEN PSYCHOPATHS
EPISODE 61 – SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(topher Walken)mas! This week, Brian peaks the episode early; Ashley’s Walken impression…
TrashwatchSEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: TALL TALE (1995)
SEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: TALL TALE (1995) In this week’s episode from the vault, Chris, Brian, and Brandon go on an incredible journey with the public domain…
TrashwatchWILLARD (2003)
EPISODE 60 – WILLARD (2003) It’s beginning to look a lot like Cris(pin Glover)mas! This week, Brandon learns a terrifying new use for cooking oil; Chris gets…
TrashwatchSPEED RACER
EPISODE 59 – SPEED RACER It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(tina Ricci)mas! This week, Chris recalls his recent Santa stint; Ashley contemplates a name…
TrashwatchWIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!
EPISODE 58 – WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON! It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(Topher Grace)mas! This week, Ashley shills her video; Brian can’t stop…
TrashwatchTHE LADYKILLERS (2004)
EPISODE 57 – THE LADYKILLERS (2004) This week, Brian figures out Tom Hanks’s motive; Ashley fangirls over Marlon Wayans; Chris pitches a million-dollar app…
TrashwatchTHE MAGIC VOYAGE
EPISODE 56 – THE MAGIC VOYAGE To put it simply: What the f**k, Brian? This week, Brian finds a better Italian to celebrate; Ashley sounds the Chipette alert…
TrashwatchLAND OF THE LOST
EPISODE 55 – LAND OF THE LOST This week, Brandon almost dies on-air; Brian nearly thwarts a Clayton Question; Ashley nails her Danny McBride impression; and…
TrashwatchTHE PHANTOM
EPISODE 54 – THE PHANTOM This week, Brandon explains the movie to Chris; Brian defends the Ghost Who Walks; Chris is tired of getting cancelled; and Ashley…
TrashwatchPUMPKINHEAD
EPISODE 53 – PUMPKINHEAD We’re rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid month with Chris’s pick: Pumpkinhead! This week, Chris is scared stupid; Brandon reinterprets…
TrashwatchDARKNESS FALLS (ft. Kean Reid)
EPISODE 52 – DARKNESS FALLS (ft. Kean Reid) The delightful Kean Reid joins us to discuss the Tooth Fairy horror(?) movie Darkness Falls! This week, Brian is…
TrashwatchTHE WITCHES (1990)
EPISODE 51 – THE WITCHES (1990) This week, Brandon is scared stupid; Chris breaks down from the horniness; Brian recites German audio descriptions; and…
TrashwatchTHE FLY (1986)
EPISODE 50 – THE FLY (1986) It’s Season 3, baby! This week, Ashley is scared stupid; Brandon has a teleporter phobia; Brian crashes and burns; and Chris brings…
TrashwatchSEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: SIDEKICKS
SEASON 1 RE-RELEASE: SIDEKICKS While we take the week off, enjoy this glimpse into our past with our Season 1 episode on Sidekicks--the first time all four of…
TrashwatchTO WONG FOO: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR
EPISODE 49 – TO WONG FOO: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR Salvation September draws to a close with Chris’s pick: To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything! Julie…
TrashwatchCATS DON’T DANCE
EPISODE 48 – CATS DON’T DANCE Salvation September gets animated with Brian’s pick: Cats Don’t Dance! This week, Ashley reveals why Catsis bad; Brandon demands…
TrashwatchKUNG FU HUSTLE (ft. Clayton)
EPISODE 47 – KUNG FU HUSTLE (ft. Clayton) Clayton joins us in person to discuss Brandon’s Salvation September pick: Kung Fu Hustle! This week, Brandon has a…
TrashwatchAWAY WE GO
EPISODE 46 – AWAY WE GO We’ve finally escaped the Summer of Sequels into the warm embrace of Salvation September with Ashley’s pick: Away We Go! This week…
TrashwatchHOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY
EPISODE 45 – HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY This week, Chris seeks out a baby; Ashley is Most Likely To Dig Up A Grave; Brian sings his all-caps note; and Brandon…
TrashwatchHOUSE (1986)
EPISODE 44 – HOUSE (1986) We’re onto our final round of the Summer of Sequels, wrapping up with Chris’s picks: House and House II: The Second Story! This week…
TrashwatchAN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIE
EPISODE 43 – AN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIE This week, Brian imagines Goofy Poland; Ashley performs Jazzterpiece Theatre; Brandon improves the Chipmunk Theory; and…
TrashwatchA GOOFY MOVIE
EPISODE 42 – A GOOFY MOVIE It’s time for Brian’s Summer of Sequels Picks with A Goofy Movie, and we’re getting a little help from the world’s largest Goofy…
TrashwatchGREASE 2 (ft. What Would Mom Do?)
EPISODE 41 – GREASE 2 (ft. What Would Mom Do?) Sara and Stacie of What Would Mom Do? are back to talk about the parents in the totally parent-less Grease 2!…
TrashwatchTHE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
EPISODE 40 – THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR This week, Brian keeps getting mad at the movie; Ashley demands answers for Alex’s accent(s); Chris wants…
TrashwatchTHE MUMMY RETURNS
EPISODE 39 – THE MUMMY RETURNS The Summer of Sequels continues with Brandon’s picks: entries 2 and 3 from the Mummy series! This week, Brandon disowns Imhotep…
TrashwatchBRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON
EPISODE 38 – BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON This week, Brian explains Mr. Darcy’s fetish; Ashley upgrades to green lights; Chris warns against Oopsie…
TrashwatchBRIDGET JONES’S DIARY
EPISODE 37 – BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY Strap in, folks—it’s the Summer of Sequels! We’re starting off with Part 1 of Ashley’s picks: 2001’s Bridget Jones’s Diary!…
TrashwatchBUTTER
EPISODE 36 – BUTTER This week, Brian hates sandwiches; Ashley hates stirrup pants; Brandon hates IMDb Goofs; and Chris hates whatever kids are doing on TikTok…
TrashwatchDEEP BLUE SEA
EPISODE 35 – DEEP BLUE SEA This week, Brian pitches a The Father prequel; Brandon reveals the truth behind the helicopter malfunction; Chris loses a Bird Bet…
TrashwatchDIRTY WORK
EPISODE 34 – DIRTY WORK This week, Brandon’s picks have an unfortunate trend; Chris recalls a friend’s coming-out party; Ashley has more opera thoughts; and…
TrashwatchTHE BENCHWARMERS (ft. Josh Waddle)
EPISODE 33 – THE BENCHWARMERS (ft. Josh Waddle) We’re finally out of Musical May, and we’ve brought Josh Waddle (Hashtag Comedy) along for the ride to talk the…
TrashwatchANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (ft. Marrett Laney)
EPISODE 32 – ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (ft. Marrett Laney) The Amber Seals—reunited at last! We all sit down together in the same room (along with special guest…
TrashwatchDICK TRACY (ft. Joel Derkin)
EPISODE 31 – DICK TRACY Musical May goes Sondheim with Brian’s pick: Dick Tracy! This week, Chris can’t get a word in; Ashley tries to imitate Al Pacino; Joel…
TrashwatchPOPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf)
EPISODE 30 – POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf) As Musical May presses on, we are joined by George and Hope of MaddWolf (https://maddwolf.com)…
TrashwatchSPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?)
EPISODE 29 – SPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?) It’s Musical May, folks! And we’re joined by Sara and Stacie of What Would Mom Do? to discuss Ashley’s…
TrashwatchTHE LAST AIRBENDER (ft. Clayton)
EPISODE 28 – THE LAST AIRBENDER So it’s come to this: we finally sit down to talk about The Last Airbender, joined by the formerly mysterious Clayton! This…
TrashwatchDROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco)
EPISODE 27 – DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco) The fabulous and talented Christina Bianco joins us to talk about the hilarious—if problematic—1999 dark…
TrashwatchLEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIE
EPISODE 26 – LEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIE Well, folks, Brian has thrown us into a minefield with the tragically Nicolas Cage-free Christian apocalypse thriller, Left…
TrashwatchFLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR
EPISODE 25 – FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR We don’t know how he does it, but Brandon brought us yet another winner—the family sci-fi comedy psychological horror…
TrashwatchTOOTH FAIRY
EPISODE 24 – TOOTH FAIRY WARNING: We spend the first several minutes talking about unpleasant experiences at the dentist. Feel free to skip to ~8:35 if needed…
TrashwatchALMOST HEROES
EPISODE 23 – ALMOST HEROES As March Mattness comes to a close, we determine once and for all who is the best Matt. Is it Damon? McConaughey? Macfadyen? Or is…
TrashwatchTHE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011)
EPISODE 22 – THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011) March Mattness drags on with Brian’s pick: Matthew Macfadyen in Paul W. S. Anderson’s 2011 opus, The Three Musketeers!…
TrashwatchREIGN OF FIRE
EPISODE 21 – REIGN OF FIRE March Mattness continues with Brandon’s entry: Matthew McConaughey in 2002’s dragon apocalypse epic, Reign of Fire! This week, Brian…
TrashwatchSTUCK ON YOU
EPISODE 20 – STUCK ON YOU We kick off March Mattness with Ashley’s submission: Matt Damon in the Farrelly brothers conjoined twin comedy Stuck on You! This…
TrashwatchCUBAN FURY (ft. Krista Stauffer of Speak Easily)
EPISODE 19 – CUBAN FURY The Amber Seals wrap up Rom Com Month with a little help from Krista Stauffer of the Speak Easily Podcast! This week, Chris chauffeurs…
TrashwatchELLA ENCHANTED
EPISODE 18 – ELLA ENCHANTED Good news, everyone—Ashley has officially joined the podcast as a full-time Amber Seal! Bad news, everyone—Brian made us watch the…
TrashwatchMY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
EPISODE 17 – MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND Good news everyone—Brandon is finally cancelled! It’s all thanks to his troubling Rom Com Month pick: My Super…
TrashwatchTWO WEEKS NOTICE
EPISODE 16 – TWO WEEKS NOTICE We kick off Rom Com Month with the movie of a thousand plots: Two Weeks Notice! This week, Brian emerges from his film crypt with…
TrashwatchTHE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE
EPISODE 15 – THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE Show favorite Ashley returns to the podcast to discuss the creepy, racist, high-pitched nightmare that is The Chipmunk…
TrashwatchROCK-A-DOODLE
EPISODE 14 – ROCK-A-DOODLE The Trash Watch Boys ride a hope chest down an adequate pipe to get away from this week’s baffling disaster: Rock-a-Doodle!…
TrashwatchPAYCHECK
EPISODE 13 – PAYCHECK Brandon has done it again, serving up a nonsensically fun action film that dares to see just how many Chekhov’s Guns it can cram into two…
TrashwatchNOW AND THEN
EPISODE 12 – NOW AND THEN WARNING: This episode is extremely horny and NSFW. Happy New Year from Trash Watch and special guest Ashley Woodard! Join us as we…
TrashwatchTHE NUTCRACKER IN 3D
EPISODE 11 – THE NUTCRACKER IN 3D Good news, everyone—Chris is cancelled! His crime: Making us suffer through 108 minutes of creepy nutcrackers, an…
TrashwatchI’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
EPISODE 10 – I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS Have you ever woken up in the desert glued into a Santa suit with only three days to get to New York for Christmas Eve…
TrashwatchSCROOGED
EPISODE 9 – SCROOGED Deck the halls with a good Christmas movie about bad people! Take a taxi with Christmas Past and simp for Karen Allen; get hit with a…
TrashwatchLITTLE GIANTS
EPISODE 8 – LITTLE GIANTS The Trash Watch boys are ready for some (peewee) football! In the small town of Urbania, Ohio, two psychotic old men pit the O’Shea…
TrashwatchDEEP RISING
EPISODE 7 – DEEP RISING Brian redeems himself with this week’s film about a giant monster attacking mercenaries on an unprofitable cruise ship. Grab a loaf of…
TrashwatchSURF NINJAS (ft. Lexi Vestey)
EPISODE 6 – SURF NINJAS (ft. Lexi Vestey) We once again dive into Brandon’s childhood, this time joined by the wonderful Lexi Vestey! Grab your Game Gear and…
TrashwatchMISSION TO MARS
EPISODE 4 – MISSION TO MARS The Trash Watch boys go to space to help Brian exorcise his childhood demons. Follow us on a journey through a less-thrilling 2001…