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Trashwatch
A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927
Episodes
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INTERLUDE: Travel Movies
EPISODE 181 – INTERLUDE: TRAVEL MOVIES We’re here to talk about movies we’ve watched on planes, trains, and automobiles—but more importantly, we’ve got a new…
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WHITE HOUSE DOWN
EPISODE 180 – WHITE HOUSE DOWN “It stars Channing Tatum as a guy who’s going above and beyond to be a good dad. Isn’t that like a wild sexual fantasy for you?”…
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INTERLUDE: One-and-Done's
EPISODE 179 – INTERLUDE: One-and-Done's This week Ashley gathers us to discuss the movies where one viewing was quite enough, thank you very much. FOLLOW US…
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CLERKS II
EPISODE 178 – CLERKS II “I might defend Randall a little bit occasionally.” “Brian just got a thousand-mile stare.” Secret Santa Summer continues with…
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INTERLUDE: NYT’S 100 BEST FILMS OF THE 21st CENTURY
EPISODE 177 – INTERLUDE: NYT’S 100 BEST FILMS OF THE 21st CENTURY Who says we don’t keep up with the Times? This week, we discuss the surprises, the snubs, the…
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FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST
EPISODE 176 – FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST “When you have Robin Williams rapping, you know you’re in the f***ing 90s!” Secret Santa Summer kicks off with…
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INTERLUDE: Movie Decrees
EPISODE 175 – INTERLUDE: Movie Decrees What happens if you put the Amber Seals in charge of movies? We make a bunch of insane rules with tons of stipulations…
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THIS IS SPINAL TAP (ft. Candice Oates)
EPISODE 174 – THIS IS SPINAL TAP (ft. Candice Oates) “Why would we let the guest talk?” To round out Musical May(June?), we are joined by comedian/improvisor…
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INTERLUDE: (More) Movies That Made Us
EPISODE 173 – INTERLUDE: (More) Movies That Made Us It’s time for Round 2 of Brett Goldstein-style questions, but only a couple this time so we can actually…
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THE SWAN PRINCESS
EPISODE 172 – THE SWAN PRINCESS “As my collection will tell you, owning something on physical media does necessarily denote quality." Shocker—Brian brought an…
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INTERLUDE: Movie: The Ride: The Podcast
EPISODE 171 – INTERLUDE: Movie: The Ride: The Podcast With summer on the horizon, we talk about movie-themed parks and rides, and all the joy, thrills, and…
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TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY
EPISODE 170 – TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY It’s finally happened—a Brian-less episode! This week, Brandon has a new groupchat name; Ashley seeks the…
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INTERLUDE: DCOMs
EPISODE 169 – INTERLUDE: DCOMs Did anyone order Disney Channel Original Movie nostalgia? No? Too bad, here’s some DCOM chat for the table. FOLLOW US: Patreon…
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR
EPISODE 168 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR “Why do you keep pitching T-shirts we can’t possibly sell?!” It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Musical…
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INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Sports & Time Travel)
EPISODE 167 – INTERLUDE: MT. RUSHMORE (SPORTS & TIME TRAVEL) This week, we each put up our respective 4 picks for the genres of Sports Movies and Time Travel…
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A KID IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT
EPISODE 166 – A KID IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT “I’m going to start walking into rooms now going, ‘I am Merlin and I am back!’” This week, Brian enters the…
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INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us
EPISODE 165 – INTERLUDE: MOVIES THAT MADE US Ashley brings us some Brett Goldstein-style questions to give some structure to this week’s minisode. The results?…
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THE ROAD TO EL DORADO
EPISODE 164 – THE ROAD TO EL DORADO “[lute-playing intensifies]” This week, Ashley insults our new sponsor; Brandon drinks the seawater; Chris goes full-tilt…
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INTERLUDE: Sleepover Movies
EPISODE 163 – INTERLUDE: SLEEPOVER MOVIES On this week’s interlude, we ask the important questions: What is a sleepover movie? How many previous episodes can…
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BUSHWHACKED
EPISODE 162 – BUSHWHACKED “My fourth note is ‘I want this man dead.’” Brandon’s threat has finally come true—we’re talking Bushwhacked! This week, Ashley…
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INTERLUDE: The Oscars
EPISODE 161 – INTERLUDE: THE OSCARS It’s our totally-on-time Oscars chat! Bear witness to our hot takes that aged like milk! Evaluate our proposed new…
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MAJOR PAYNE
EPISODE 160 – MAJOR PAYNE “Cadet Kelly would never!” We kick off our next slate of movies with a charming family film about a sociopath torturing children!…
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INTERLUDE: The State of TV
EPISODE 159 – INTERLUDE: The State of TV The gang’s all here for our second interlude to discuss: What are we watching? What did we watch? What changed about…
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IDLE HANDS
EPISODE 158 – IDLE HANDS “This is horror [citation needed] comedy [citation needed].” Finally wrapping up Ashley Scared Stupid 2023, slightly late! This week…
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INTERLUDE: VHS Nostalgia
EPISODE 157 – INTERLUDE: VHS NOSTALGIA When Ashley’s away, the Fartasses will play—with a new idea! In the first of our off-and-on interludes, we celebrate…
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SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993)
EPISODE 156 – SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993) “Ah yes, this classic father-son duo, Mario and Luigi!” We’re back for real this time, and we’ve brought a watch-along…
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THAT THING YOU DO!
EPISODE 155 – THAT THING YOU DO! “You know who’s got things? The Devil! And he uses them for doin’!” Huzzah, we technically did Musical May! This week…
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WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY
EPISODE 154 – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY “All right, looking at the timestamp, it’s 41:41 and Brandon has given up.” We’re back, baby (sort of)! After all…
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ODD THOMAS
EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!” This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true…
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FREDDY VS. JASON
EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.” This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway…
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SHAUN OF THE DEAD (ft. Kean Reid)
EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills…
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CASPER
EPISODE 150 – CASPER “It was heartbreaking to realize that maybe my soul mate was already dead.” Our 150th episode AND our season finale! This week, Chris has…
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MOUSEHUNT
EPISODE 149 – MOUSEHUNT “Okay, this movie so far rules. As long as no more movie happens, it’s perfect.” Another Fartass Special! This week, Brandon comes in…
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THE WIZARD
EPISODE 148 – THE WIZARD “Can we please just sit down and have fun when everything’s falling apart?” This week, Brandon tries to corral the tech-illiterate…
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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006)
EPISODE 147 – EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006) “Guys, someone needs to cancel our podcast.” This week, Brandon explains his Dane Cook aversion; Ashley goes to…
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THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
EPISODE 146 – THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES EDITOR’S NOTE: This is not a commentary track—edits have been made that will not sync up with the film. “Every week is…
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BORDELLO OF BLOOD
EPISODE 145 – BORDELLO OF BLOOD “We got a heist, it’s gonna require 7.2 billion people to pull off—we’re robbing one dude!” Ashley will be back next week, we…
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THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE
EPISODE 144 – THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE “I forgot how much nudity is in this movie.” No Ashley for this manly episode! This week, Brandon reviews…
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GOOD BURGER
EPISODE 143 – GOOD BURGER “Ed is the wingman energy I need, but Ed has the flirting energy I have.” This week, Chris is the perfect goon; Brandon explains…
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SUPERSTAR (1999)
EPISODE 142 – SUPERSTAR (1999) “What’s the funniest name we can get? Mary Katherine Gallagher is pretty good.” “Condolences to Kathryn Gallagher—Tony nominee.”…
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MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME
EPISODE 141 – MOTHER GOOSE ROCK ‘N’ RHYME “Why are you making us look fondly on Bugsy Malone, Chris?!” At least Ashley didn’t have to deal with this one! This…
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CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE
EPISODE 140 – CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE “If you put on porn at a party, they’re asking you to leave.” This week, Ashley nears the end of her trip…
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NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (ft. Lexi Vestey)
EPISODE 139 – NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (ft. Lexi Vestey) “This movie has angles so Dutch it makes Thor look like a Wes Anderson movie.” This week, Lexi…
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SUSIE Q
EPISODE 138 – SUSIE Q “We’re all very, very mean to old people in this episode.” We’re kicking off Small Screen Summer! This week, Ashley “coaches” basketball…
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BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER
EPISODE 137 – BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER “I think we have the potential to do to The Flash what we did to Morbius.” Our Patrons picked a perfect Pride picture! This…
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STAR TREK: NEMESIS
EPISODE 136 – STAR TREK: NEMESIS “And then he turns and says his famous catchphrase: ‘Sleepytime tea, cold please!’” This week, Brandon gets sci-fi nonsense…
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THE PAGEMASTER
EPISODE 135 – THE PAGEMASTER “Guys, we got a sponsorship offer from Wikifeet?” Another Ashley cameo! This week, Brian has a Culkin realization; Chris makes his…
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DETROIT ROCK CITY
EPISODE 134 – DETROIT ROCK CITY “We have a whole new season of I Think You Should Leave references to cram down your throats!” Surprise—Ashley’s on the call!…
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LOST IN SPACE
EPISODE 133 – LOST IN SPACE (1998) “Friends don’t let friends watch Lost in Space. So Ashley, I have some bad news…” One last Ashley pick before her summer…
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BUGSY MALONE
EPISODE 132 – BUGSY MALONE “No one stopped and said, ‘Hmm, is this awful?’” Musical May ends… oddly. This week, Brian plans the series finale; Ashley awaits…
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BURLESQUE
EPISODE 131 – BURLESQUE “This is No Subtext, but in the bad way!” Musical May Gets Rough! This week, Brian walks us through film history; Brandon explains Alan…
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MUPPETS MOST WANTED
EPISODE 130 – MUPPETS MOST WANTED “Brian’s not chill enough to be Rowlf.” Musical May Goes Muppets! This week, Brian ends the episode immediately; Brandon…
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THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS
EPISODE 129 – THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS “I don’t know why I’m dead inside, I just know I’m dead inside.” Musical May is back! This week, Ashley reveals how to…
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CONGO
EPISODE 128 – CONGO “What is this mirror doing in my face? I do not like the visage on which I gaze!” This week, Brandon gets custom shirts for collar-tugging…
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DR. DOLITTLE (1998)
EPISODE 127 – DR. DOLITTLE (1998) “Let us all join as one podcast and declare that that is so Raven.” This week, Brian marvels at the exorcism(?); Brandon…
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PLANET OF THE APES (2001)
EPISODE 126 – PLANET OF THE APES (2001) “Ah, it is science fiction—Mark Wahlberg is a scientist!” This week, Brandon personally attacks Clayton; Chris takes a…
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AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST
EPISODE 125 – AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST “Jimmy Stewart saying lewd things is strangely off-putting.” Animal April Begins! This week, Ashley tries to…
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HELLBOY (2004)
EPISODE 124 – HELLBOY (2004) “This film opens with a problem caused by the way most problems in life are caused: desperate Nazis.” We’ve been blessed with this…
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MONKEYBONE (ft. Marrett Johnson)
EPISODE 123 – MONKEYBONE “Please, God, may someone be aroused by my arm flaps!” Chris and Marrett celebrate their recent marriage with… Monkeybone. This week…
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FLUBBER
EPISODE 122 – FLUBBER “How do you vacuum drapes?!” “WITH A VACUUM!” This week, Chris creates a proton pack; Brian makes some flawless edits; Ashley gives a…