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Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
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S13 Ep 680: Joe’s Kevin McCloud Type Jackets
Joe has two Kevin McCloud type artists jackets which are a little out of his comfort zone - but he’s been wearing them a lot recently and now feels much more…
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S13 Ep 679 Vault Mondays: Richard Webster - Kick Start Competitor, 1985
It’s a great 80’s TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985. First posted on 7th March 2022 FOR ALL…
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S13 Ep 678 Listener’s Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages
It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing quip (and…
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S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns
Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the height of…
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S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade
It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. So Joe tries to…
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S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans
Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing town of…
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S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities
On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity. First posted on 10th November…
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S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David’s Wire Mill Gig
On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe about his…
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S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!
That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can buy. And a…
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S13 Ep 671: David’s Away and Joe’s in an Egg Chair
Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in an egg chair to…
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S13 Ep 670: David’s Second Incredible Fire Story
Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to see Princess…
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S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries
It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries First posted on 21st April…
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S13 Ep 668 Listeners Mailbag: Funny Names and Spotting Swingers
On today’s show, there’s messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of swinger…
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S13 Ep 667: David Calls The Fire Brigade
Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family’s safety, he…
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S13 Ep 666: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 2
Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe’s house-moving tales after he’s just discovered he’s got the bin day wrong - one of the many pleasures…
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S13 Ep 665: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 1
You’ll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the…
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S13 Ep 664 Vault Mondays: Feeling Thick and Bed Bases
Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe about the…
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S13 Ep 663 Listeners Mailbag: One Night Stands and A Quip Rampage
In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard’s Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting masseuse, a…
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S13 Ep 662: Prank Videos & Through The Keyhole
We kick off today’s episode with some more discussion about Joe’s letter being read out on the Stick To Football pod and David’s continuing tummy troubles…
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S13 Ep 661: Joe’s Boisterous Scaffolders
As Joe and Petra’s house had a leak in its roof, they’d recently arranged for scaffolding to be put up for repairs to be done. The only problem was that when…
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S13 Ep 660: Property TV and Tour Shows
Joe’s still away and in his car again to record the pod. And once David’s had a little worry about his behaviour on yesterday’s episode, Joe explains what one…
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S13 Ep 659 Vault Mondays: Working Out Our Roles On The Podcast
It’s time for an old episode repeat - and in this one, we chatted about the imbalance of our roles. First posted on 31st May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
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S13 Ep 658 Listener’s Mailbag: Snake Catchers and True Crime Pods
Happy Friday everyone! And on today's show, pulled from our mailbag are messages about a shower room quip, a snake catcher (and a phone call to him in…
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S13 Ep 657: A See-Through Blouse and The Town Game
In today’s packed episode, there’s chat about Joe being away (and podding from his car), yet more tummy troubles, a lady in a see-through blouse that David saw…
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S13 Ep 656 Vault Mondays: Blackadder Impressions and Going Quiet
In this old show from way back in 2021, David does impressions of Rick Mayall and then loses motivation again. First posted on 8th December 2021 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S13 Ep 655 Listener’s Mailbag: Animal Songs and Cranleigh Celebs
It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And this week we’ve massage about early retirement, David’s bum, a song about animals from 2021, a great gardening…
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S13 Ep 654: Being Frosty and Very Busy Pubs
Joe’s builders have broken a light, so before recording the pod he gave them the frosty treatment when they arrived to fix it. Well, sort of - because when…
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S13 Ep 653: Tummy Trouble and Young Crushes
David’s feeling a little off today and thinks he might be getting some tummy trouble. So Joe takes the conversational lead and tells him about wanting to be…
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S13 Ep 652: Joe At The Beach And The Stick Incident
To kick today’s episode off, Joe’s gone down to the beach for a swim. So David joins him there on Zoom and gives us a running commentary about how Joe’s…
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S13 Ep 651 Vault Mondays: Battle Of The Bands and Mid Life Crisis
We chat about the kettle, David attempting to write songs, the battle of the bands, Joe's childhood and Travis Perkins. First posted on 27th July 2021 FOR ALL…
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S13 Ep 650 Listener’s Mailbag: Billy Ocean and Wacaday
This week, we’ve got messages about cold-call house viewings, doing drugs (which sends Joe off on one), a Billy Ocean concert, more gardeners and weed smokers…
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S13 Ep 649: David’s Cricket Story (Part B) and Joe’s Footie Try-Outs
So here it is, the conclusion of David’s wonderful story about the summer in his teens when he played cricket for Sussex. We pick things up with him at the…
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S13 Ep 648: Celebrating The Pod and David’s Cricket Story (Part A)
On today’s show, Joe wants to celebrate their podcast. So him and David both count their blessings about how much they enjoy doing it and come up with some new…
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S13 Ep 647: Crunch Crunches and Opening A Clothes Shop
Amongst the very varied subjects on today’s show, Joe and David discuss smoking weed (again), going to the Queens tennis tournament, getting some lovely Crunch…
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S13 Ep 646 Vault Mondays: Gravestones and Sniffing
Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas. First posted on 3rd October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S13 Ep 645 Listener’s Mailbag: Dog Fouling and a Top Tier Quip
From this weeks mailbag, we read messages about Jasper Carrot, Rod Stewart and Henry Coopers brothers, a Diet Coke warning, some dog fouling - which leads to a…
ChatabixS13 Ep 644 - EMERGENCY - Joe's Email Is Read Out On Stick To Football Podcast
Joe and David get together to react to the news that Joe's email was read out today on the STICK TO FOOTBALL podcast - and they're beside themselves. FOR ALL…
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S13 Ep 643: Reunion Debrief and Shiatsu Massage
Joe recently went to the reunion with his office pals who he worked with in Surrey in the late 90’s, which he spoke about on the pod a few weeks ago. He had a…
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S13 Ep 642: TV Joe’s Name That TV Theme Tune
TV Joe is back with a brand new quiz. Well, it’s actually an old one but with a lovely television twist - Names That Tune for 90’s TV theme tunes. Lovely…
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S13 Ep 641: Home Alone And The Craft Fair Affair
David’s wife Naomi is going away for six days, leaving David to look after the kids and home all on his own. It’s not something he’s particularly looking…
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S13 Ep 640 Vault Mondays: Gas
Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas. First posted on 3rd October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S13 Ep 639 Listener’s Mailbag: Celeb Meets and Teaching Podding
Time to reach into the Chatabix Mailbag again. And this time, David and Joe read messages about an encounter with a cheeky celebrity, teaching podcasting to…
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S13 Ep 638: Majorca Part B
In this episode, David is whisking us back to Majorca to tell us more about his lovely holidays there at the all-inclusive hotel resort. And he’s got plenty…
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S13 Ep 637: Rob Beckett Returns
It’s a return visit to Chatabix for the wonderful Rob Beckett, who first joined us on the pod way back in 2022. And this time, David and Joe have lots of new…
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S13 Ep 636: Early Starts and A Squashed Flight To Majorca
Over the past few months, David’s been getting up at 5 am to start working and wants to tell Joe about how much he’s been loving it. So much so, he’s buzzing!…
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S13 Ep 635 Vault Mondays: Widecombe In The Moor
In this archive episode, David takes Joe for a journey up to Widecombe In The Moor. Wild horses, old ramblers and cream teas. First posted on 18th November…
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S13 Ep 634 Listener’s Mailbag: Old Bands and A Quick Quip
In this week’s mailbag, David and Joe read a message about a friend’s old band called The Leading Edge, who played with Tears For Fear in the 80’s. This sparks…
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S13 Ep 633: Joe’s Old Work Photos
Joe’s going to a reunion with some of his very old pals from an office he worked at in Surrey in the late 90’s. And before they all meet, one of them has sent…
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S13 Ep 632: What’s It Like To Have A Hangover?
David was on the Gin & Tonics last night watching the football with his family and now has a pretty bad hangover to deal with. So it’s anyone’s guess how this…
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S13 Ep 631: Sneaky House Viewings
David and his wife Naomi have recently done some sneaky viewings of homes for sale just by knocking on the door and having a chat with the owners. They’re…
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S13 Ep 630 Vault Mondays: Paul Heaton Working In Redhill and Struggling
Vault episode time! In this episode we talk about Joe morphing into his Dad, Paul Heaton working in Redhill, David struggling with Vodafone and a shit…
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S13 Ep 629 Listeners Mailbag: Armando and A Portable Ashtray
This week, we read messages about a Crunch Crunch opportunity with Armando Iannucci, appropriate farts, a portable ashtray user, Fuck The Suits, Laurence…
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S13 Ep 628: Mersea Island vs Wild Camping
After a quick chat about helping out around the house more, Joe wants to talk to David about the TV crime documentary he watched last night, which was set on…
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S12 Ep 627: All-Inclusive Holidays and Whispering
David’s considering an all-inclusive summer holiday for him and his family this year. But he’s really not too sure about it and wants to get Joe’s thoughts on…
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S12 Ep 626: Volunteering and Being A Prat
Joe’s starting some volunteering work which involves a bit of running, so he tells David about that. He’s also wondering if a friend of his thinks he’s a bit…
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S12 Ep 625 Vault Mondays: Guest - Goldie
That’s right, it’s a special guest vault episode - Goldie joins David and Joe to chat about Buckingham Palace's gravel and banana cake. First posted on 7th…
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S12 Ep 624 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners And Magicians
Amongst this weeks messages, we hear from a happy gardener in The Isle of Man, a magician at a speed-awareness course, send a birthday message to a Swedish…
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S12 Ep 623: David’s Clapham Wood Challenge
Following Joe’s failed attempt to ride Hyperia at Thorpe Park, David wants to convince Joe that visiting haunted woods and castles are just as scary as going…
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S12 Ep 622: The Rotten Cherry
In the previous episode, David and Joe promised you an extra ‘cherry-on-top’ for their Thorpe Park Hyperia Roller Coaster ride debrief. So here it is - albeit…
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S12 Ep 621: Thorpe Park Debrief
The day of Joe’s long awaited trip to Thorpe Park has finally arrived and he's made his way there to ride the dreaded Hyperia - Britain’s tallest and fastest…