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Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
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S14 Ep 739 Vault Mondays: The Joe Wilkinson Appreciation Episode
Time to wind back the clock and hear an old episode of the pod. In this one, Patreon members call in to tell everyone why they love Joe Wilkinson. First posted…
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S14 Ep 738 Listener’s Mailbag: Olympic Swimmers and David’s Prediction Video
In this week’s selection from the Mailbag, we read messages about boisterous scaffolders, an Olympic swimming team let-down, a regular work quip and a quip…
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S14 Ep 737: Joe on BBC Breakfast and Old Traitors News
At first Joe and David fear they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s show. But then Joe mentions he’s just been on BBC Breakfast to discuss The Celebrity…
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S14 Ep 736 One in a Million: Merch Stats & A Canoe Exhibition
On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossings, a…
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S14 Ep 735: The One in a Million Gameshow
Before the guys start recording a new episode of One In A Million, Joe wants to tell David about his idea for a One In A Million TV gameshow. So he pitches the…
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S14 Ep 734 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ricky Gervais
It’s archive episode time again! And this one’s a classic as Ricky Gervais joins us for a chat. First posted on 7th February 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
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S14 Ep 733 Listener’s Mailbag: Bears, Brothers and Strongbow
It’s a brand new batch of your Mailbag emails! And this time there’s messages about a robot mower quip, spotting Sting’s brother, showing off dressing up as a…
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S14 Ep 732: David Driving to his VO Recording
David’s driving to a voiceover recording session this morning and of course Joe joins him on a Zoom call to have a chat along the way. So there’s lots of talk…
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S14 Ep 731: The Marvelous Mind of Mark Simmons
Picking up from yesterday’s episode and the subject of miserable colds, Joe tells David about a reliable remedy that the comedian Mark Simmons uses to fight…
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S14 Ep 730: Colds, Flus and a Traitors Debrief Debriefing
As you might have noticed, there’s been a distinct lack of podding at Chatabix towers for the past few weeks. But David and Joe are back and here to tell you…
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S14 Ep 729 Vault Mondays: Joe Lies To His Wife and The Electrician
In this old episode of pod, we chat about Joe sneaking out of the house and recording the podcast behind his wife's back. And then an electrician enter's…
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S13 Ep 728 One In A Million: Paper Planes & Lightening Strikes
One In A Million is back! And in this great selection of messages, there’s tales about a golfing celebrity (with quip), a paper plane disaster, a treacle tart…
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S13 Ep 727: Kit and Peter - Director and Producer of Clarkson’s Farm
Following our recent episodes about loving Clarkson’s Farm, the director and producer of the show - Kit Lynch-Robinson and Peter Richardson - got in touch to…
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S13 Ep 726 Vault Mondays: Joe Leads David Around The Fawlty Towers Set
It’s archive time again. In this one, David closes his eyes and imagines walking round the Fawlty Towers set and then Joe talks about Open All Hours. First…
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S13 Ep 725: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 2
Following on from yesterday’s episode, it’s time for more chat about our old work bosses. Well, that was the plan but in true Chatabix fashion, David and Joe…
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S13 Ep 724: I Don’t Have A Boss - Part 1
David and Joe’s chat for the first half of the episode includes podcast sponsorship, getting free stuff, abandoned hobbies, looking busy (whilst not being…
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S13 Ep 723: More on our 'Magical Sitcom Tour' TV show
After chatting about a dream David had the previous night and Joe discovering he’s much more confident recording intros to pods than the actual pods themselves…
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S13 Ep 722 Vault Mondays: In The Shade and Sue
Another episode straight from the Chatabix archives! And in this one, we chat about footballers showing off and listen to the song, In The Shade First posted…
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S13 Ep 721 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips, Giggling and Lynley
It’s about time we had another Mailbag episode - so here it is! We kick things off with a whole load of quips and also do some analysis of Joe’s constant…
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S13 Ep 720: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 3 (includes spoilers)
It’s Celebrity Traitors time again and hot off the press, here’s David and Joe’s debrief of last night’s Episode 3. So stand by for some high calibre Chatabix…
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S13 Ep 719: Mark Bonnar’s Inspector Linley Dissection
Well the wait is over as the brilliant actor Mark Bonnar finally join’s David and Joe to discuss all things Inspector Lynley. And most importantly, what he…
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S13 Ep 718: Our New TV Show
David and Joe have just finished filming their new TV series for U&Gold, which will be out next year. They’ve been asked by the channel to record something…
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S13 Ep 717: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Ep 2 Debrief with Mark Bonnar
Well the second episode aired last week and for our next debrief, we’re joined by a very special guest - it’s Joe’s fellow Celebrity Traitor contestant Mark…
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S13 Ep 716 Vault Mondays: Guest - Colin Hoult
In this old episode of pod, the lovely Colin Hoult joins us to chat about everything from buying a house and drinking too much red wine to winning an award at…
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S13 Ep 715: Joe’s Celebrity Traitors Debrief - Episode 1
Yes that’s right, it’s the first of our Celebrity Traitors specials! The series kicked off last night and all the contestants have entered the infamous…
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S13 Ep 714: Back On The Farm
Joe’s now watched two more episodes of Clarkson’s Farm - and is absolutely loving it! So he and David are back to discuss even more about the show and the man…
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S13 Ep 713: Joe’s started watching Clarkson’s Farm
As you might well know, David is a fully committed member of the Clarkson’s Farm fan club - he thinks it’s just wonderfully cosy TV. But Joe wasn't convinced…
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S13 Ep 712 Vault Mondays: How Rich Is Your Grandad?
It’s archive episode time! And in this one, whilst David and Joe wait for their guest to turn up (who doesn’t) they have to think on their feet. First posted…
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S13 Ep 711: An Exit Survey and More One In A Million
David’s recently discovered an ‘Exit Survey’ on the Chatabix Patreon account - which is a list of reasons both positive and negative that listeners have…
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S13 Ep 710: Compliments, Omelettes and Camping
First up, some chat about an embarrassing compliment that David received recently, a lovely Crunch Crunch Joe got at his recent Park Run and how to best to…
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S13 Ep 709: Shall I Wild Camp?
Joe wants to go on a proper adventure for the podcast and possibly even record it to broadcast too. So he and David spend lot of today’s show coming up with…
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S13 Ep 708: The Day David Got Sacked From A Ch4 Sketch Show For Being Crap
A not so random pick from the archives this week. As David’s sacking from the Spoons sketch show came up recently, we’re posting the old episode that we…
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S13 Ep 707: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 2
Following on from yesterday’s episode - and in preparation for their upcoming chat with Mark Bonnar about it - here’s yet more analysis of David’s performance…
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S13 Ep 706: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 1
It’s recently come to light that the wonderful actor Mark Bonnar appeared alongside David in his infamous Inspector Lynley Mysteries scene. So Joe, being a…
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S13 Ep 705: The Old Man on Dartmoor and Celebrating London
David kicks things off by telling Joe about the lovely old man he met walking on Dartmoor the other day. But also how the man thought David was about 57, which…
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S13 Ep 704 Vault Mondays: Deleted Files and Believe
An archive show for the Chatabix diehards out there. In this one, the recording went wrong and so we got ready for work whilst playing a song called Believe…
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S13 Ep 703 Listener’s Mailbag: A Cross Cleaner and Bus Driver Quips
In today’s Mailbag we have messages about a Chatabiscuit boyfriend, lots more funny names, getting told off by a no-nonsense cleaner at work, cheeky house…
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S13 Ep 702: Reading Out Our Spotify Reviews
Well this episode does exactly what it says on the tin. After a message about them from one of our Patreons, David’s decided he wants to use today’s show to…
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S13 Ep 701: Filming Nerves and Grand Designs
There’s lots to get through on today’s jam-packed episode. Firstly, Joe and David are starting filming on a new project tomorrow and David’s beginning to feel…
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S13 Ep 700: More House Viewings and Not Being Ladish
David’s been up to his sneaky house-viewing tricks again - and this time, he and Naomi loved the house and also the old couple who owned it. So Joe grills him…
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S13 Ep 699 Vault Mondays: On Set and On a Train
On today’s archive show, we chat about David's weight, being on the set of Afterlife, The Cockfields, Joe's ADR session, Celebrity Big Brother 2005, Needles…
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S13 Ep 698 Listeners Mailbag: Dog Walkers and Groom’s Speeches
It’s Friday, so it’s gotta be Mailbag time. And this week we read messages about an inconveniently named sex shop, some love from Switzerland, a very…
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S13 Ep 697: TV Joe’s Mastermind Quiz
TV Joe is back with another of his superb quizzes - and this time it’s a Chatabix version of Mastermind. But before he puts David and Joe through their paces…
ChatabixWWF CHARITY NIGHT IN SUSSEX
My friend has organised this event to support the World Wildlife Fund in its efforts to create Ocean Sanctuaries. £25 a ticket and it all goes to the WWF…
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S13 Ep 696: A 3 pack of assorted high-waisted briefs
Huge Chatabix news - Joe has started wearing Y-fronts instead of boxers. So for the first part of today’s show, him and David discuss that and then read out…
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S13 Ep 695 One In A Million: A Casino Win And A Shop Fire
After the success of our recent episode reading out listener’s One In A Million stories - it’s time to do it again. So, a little unsure as to whether the…
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S13 Ep 694 Vault Monday: Our New TV Reviewer and The New Telly Addicts Game
In this landmark episode from the Chatabix archives, which features the very first appearance of TV Joe, we chat about a Zoom link, why Joe is feeling low, TV…
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S13 Ep 693 Listeners Mailbag: Haunted Pubs and a Chatabiscuit Dream
Delving into our listener's mailbag once again, first we read a slightly annoying ’no I haven’t’ message, then answer emails about a spooky night at the…
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S13 Ep 692: Knocking On Doors Again
We kick off today’s show with more health and fitness chat - mainly about the mileage David does on his Peloton and the salad he had for lunch yesterday. Then…
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S13 Ep 691: Joe’s Saliva Jet and Justin Hawkins Body
For today’s topics of conversation, Joe suggests the strange jet of saliva that comes out of his mouth occasionally and an idea about opening a picture framing…
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S13 Ep 690: One In A Million
Following Joe’s recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one in a million’…
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S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London
Joe rings David for a chat whilst David is driving from Wales to London - Audio is poor, but give us a break. First posted on 19th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S13 Ep 688 Listeners Mailbag: A Hotbox and A Tool Quiz
It’s time for more of our listener’s emails. And on this week’s show, we have a career advisers inappropriate response to a funny name, a superb Spanish…
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S13 Ep 687: Bond Girls and Jersey Flights
Joe’s mum has just re-connected with an old friend of hers, whom Joe is very keen to tell David about. It turns out she was as Bond Girl in the 80’s, appearing…
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S13 Ep 686: Joe’s Two ‘Manic Energy’ Stories
David had two double expressos before starting today’s pod, so who knows where this one’s gonna go?! But once Joe's calmed him down a bit, he starts telling…
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S13 Ep 685: David Gets His Car MOT’d
David’s off to get his car MOT’d this morning - so what better time to do some podding. We join David in his car driving to Exeter whist Joe’s at home in his…
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S13 Ep 684 Vault Mondays: Great Bodies and Twitter
Vault episode time - and this week we’re talking about great bodies, and, mainly, why we tweet. First posted on 24th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
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S13 Ep 683 Listeners Mailbag: Totally Distracted and A Funhouse Audition
Before the guys have a chance to get started with today’s Mailbag, they get totally distracted by a photo sent in from a listener of Joe at the Pride Parade…
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S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police
Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is shocked…
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S13 Ep 681: David’s Exercises and Joe’s Meatball Recipe
David’s been settling in to a new exercise routine over the past few months, which he does with a personal trainer both in person and online. So he kicks off…