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Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
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S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap
David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly…
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S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune
TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently been TV Joe’s 40th…
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S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van
Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently…
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S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest
On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise guest. First…
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S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys
It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a great…
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S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2
Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totally…
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S15 Ep 793: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 1
As Joe’s still feeling a little poorly and they both don’t have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards’ to get the…
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S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom
David’s had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when he was a…
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S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds
Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to Polperro…
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S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems
After seeing how many submissions they’ve received for Joe’s ‘Our Little Systems’ idea, David wants to use today’s Mailbag show to see if the new format has…
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S15 Ep 789: Two Snotty Colds - Part 2
Picking things up from yesterday’s cold-filled show, there’s yet more chat about showing off and generally being embarrassed by performing. Then David…
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S15 Ep 788: Two Snotty Colds - Part 1
Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, joe’s…
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S15 Ep 787: TV Joe’s Mr & Mrs Quiz
TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It’s proper 70’s Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so settle back and…
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S15 Ep 786 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ed Gamble
It's a classic archive episode this week - Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he’s broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off…
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S15 Ep 785 Listeners Mailbag: Old Bosses and Other Digressions
Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David’s old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a Norwegian…
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S15 Ep 784: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 2
It’s the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe’s 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday’s show, David and Joe discuss some…
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S15 Ep 783: Joe’s Birthday Double Bubble Part 1
It’s Joe’s birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it’s not what they’d originally planned but with lots to…
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S15 Ep 782: London Larry and Befriending Take That
Well, it’s the last of our trilogy of episodes discussing David’s recent work trips to London. And it’s turned out to be a right roller coster of emotions as…
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S15 Ep 781 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl and Distractions
In today’s blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk about the time…
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S15 Ep 780 Listener’s Mailbag: Jason Orange and Dad Jokes
This week’s emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a long list…
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S15 Ep 779: Trains Tales and London Part Two
After yesterday’s recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a very…
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S15 Ep 778: What I Do When I Get To Paddington
David’s doing a few days work a week in London at the moment, so he use today’s episode to tell Joe how it’s been going. As it involves leaving his comfort…
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S15 Ep 777: The 1% Quipping Club
David’s been watching a lot of The 1% Club recently and has noticed how much the show relies on the brilliant quipping from its host, Lee Mack. Knowing Joe’s…
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S15 Ep 776 Vault Mondays: Putting A Bet On A Horse and Joe Davis
In this old show, David and Joe put a bet on a horse and talk about Joe Davis. First posted on: 29th October 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
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S15 Ep 775 Listener’s Mailbag: Cockfields Quips and Ben Rufus Green
This week’s Mailbag show starts off normal enough - but then David reads a confusing quipping email from their Cockfields co-star, Ben Rufus Green. So they get…
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S15 Ep 774: The Primrose Hill Lot
The other day, Joe found himself stood up in a cafe in London chatting with three other celebrities - which made him feel very self-conscious indeed. So…
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S15 Ep 773: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems’
Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It’s a term used for couples who…
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S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe
On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dealing…
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S15 Ep 771 Vault Mondays: Joe takes an IQ test
It’s Monday - so it must be archive episode time! And in this one, we chatted about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the charts, and Joe took an IQ test. First…
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S15 Ep 770: One In A Million - A Baked Bean and Some Door Keys
For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a brilliant…
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S15 Ep 769: Two Farting Dogs and Intimidating Comedians
First up, there’s chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two farting dogs…
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S15 Ep 768: Why Are You Still Listening?
Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it’s a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, walking in…
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S15 Ep 767: Touching Tongues
David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by…
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S14 Ep 766 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Kerry Godliman
It’s another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk about…
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S15 Ep 765 Listener’s Mailbag: Police Surveillance and Helen DeGeneres
In today’s Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David’s Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe’s ‘Helen’…
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S15 Ep 764: Josh’s Houses and Live Tour Deliberations
It’s a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe’s house in a newspaper recently, David…
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S15 Ep 763: David’s Back In Brighton
David’s staying near Joe in Brighton for a few days, so they’re recording today’s show in very close proximity. But despite Joe’s best efforts to meet him for…
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S15 Ep 762: New Series, Same Old Drivel
Chatabix is back to kick off 2026! And it might be a brand new series but nothing much has changed, as Joe’s talking to David from a hotel room and dealing…
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S15 Ep 761 Vault Mondays: Guest - Former Gangster, Charlie Breaker
For this week’s archive show, it’s the one when David and Joe were joined by former gangster, Charlie Breaker. First posted on 6th Dec 2022 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S14 Ep 760: TV Joe’s Quiz of the Year
What better way to kick off the Christmas holidays than with a brilliantly festive quiz from TV Joe! And this time he’s prepared his very own ‘inordinately…
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S14 Ep 759 Vault Mondays: Guest - Steve Davis
For this week’s archive show, we bring you one of the most loved episodes of the Chatabix back catalogue. It’s our chat with the wonderful Steve Davis - a true…
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S14 Ep 758: Christmas Mailbag - This Morning and Early Retirement
It’s a Christmas edition of Mailbag this week - in spite of most of the messages having nothing to do with the festive season. First up, we read an email from…
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S14 Ep 757: Joe’s Christmassy Walk (to the Station)
You’ve guessed it, Joe’s on his way to Brighton station to catch a train, so he uses the time to call David and record a pod. So prepare yourself for an…
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S14 Ep 756: Nasty Messages and Lovely Pods
On today’s show, Joe reveals that after a long time not reading any messages on social media about himself, he saw one recently which really wound him up. So…
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S14 Ep 755: I Ain’t A Square
David’s got a shirt on today, so we kick things off with talking about wearing smarter clothes and Joe not wearing jeans any more. Then the subject of Joe…
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S14 Ep 754 Vault Mondays: Talking About Stuff and Not Talking About Stuff
Archive episode time! And in this one we chat about Joe's shit, arguing with partners and then we shut down. First posted on 22nd June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS…
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S14 Ep 753 Listener’s Mailbag: Red Mist and Beautiful Bath
In today’s selection of Mailbag emails, we have messages about the pleasures of computer gaming, moving to Bath from Australia, VODing vs VLODing, a twins…
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S14 Ep 752: Not Good Enough
Well, let’s be honest - today’s show was a bit of a struggle as both David and Joe had nothing much to talk about and no inspiration. But even so, they still…
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S14 Ep 751: Poos and Key-Bumps
Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train up to London…
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S14 Ep 750: David’s Teenage Holiday Romance
At the end of a recent Mailbag episode, David and Joe started talking about holiday romances. And more specifically, a very special one that David had on a…
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S14 Ep 749 Vault Mondays: Howards Way and Romesh and Tom's Podcast
It’s right back to the early day of the pod for this week’s archive show. We chat about David helping his wife get the car off the drive, how the podcast is…
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S14 Ep 748 Listener’s Mailbag: Podcasts, Psychologists and Princesses
It’s a right old mixed bag of messages from you lovely listeners this week. There’s info about a Chatabiscuit’s podcast, an offer of some help from a drone…
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S14 Pp 747 One In A Million: Haemorrhoids and Doppelgängers
We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward haemorrhoid…
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S14 Ep 746: Are We Likable?
It’s an introspective episode today as Joe and David investigate some of their numerous insecurities - such as worrying about not being likeable (both on and…
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S14 Ep 745: Joe's Midas Month and that Waitrose Christmas Advert
It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for - David finally gets his chance to ask Joe about co-starring in the Waitrose Christmas advert. And more importantly…
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S14 Ep 744 Vault Mondays: Recurring Dreams and Double Acts
Straight from the archives - it’s another old Chatabix show! And in this one, we chat about dreams, what women want, Hale and Pace and watching loads of TV…
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S14 Ep 743 Listener’s Mailbag: Scenery Painters and Memorial Flowers
On today’s fun-packed Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a film and television scenery painter, thanks from a retiring builder, a few more quips…
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S14 Ep 742: Guests Analysis and The Misery Train
On today’s show, the guys analyse some of their strange behaviour when speaking with guests on the pod - beginning with the very blunt opener from David when…
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S14 Ep 741: Bumping into David Olusoga and Behind the Scenes at Cats Does Countdown
Joe’s filming in Manchester at the moment, where he happened to bump into fellow Celebrity Traitors contestant David Olusoga, who’s staying at the same hotel…
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S14 Ep 740: Boy Bands and Bad Wi-Fi
Well, this episode starts off promisingly enough, with some chat about a great boy band TV documentary that David’s currently watching. But then Joe’s Wi-Fi…