Shows / Chatabix

Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
ChatabixS16 Ep 859 Vault Mondays: Beach Bomber and The Birdyman
On today’s show from the archives, Joe’s been on the Thames and David’s been on the River Dart. Then David gives us news about the beach bomber and they talk…
ChatabixS16 Ep 858 Listener’s Mailbag: Flashy Cars and Menacing Children
In this week’s mailbag, we read messages about nasal sprays, visualised podcasts, a water sports quip, a flashy new car, Ronnie Barker’s antique shop, a…
ChatabixS16 Ep 857: Triple Bubble Ep 1 - Five Ideas
That’s right, it’s a first for the pod as David and Joe have recorded a Triple Bubble episode! And to kick things off, the first show is all about the five…
ChatabixS16 Ep 856: David Gets Attacked!
After a few week’s break from podding due to holidays, illnesses and other diversions, Chatabix is back! And we’re back with a bang - as David has a very…
ChatabixS15 Ep 855 Listener’s Mailbag: Robert Smith and Impressions
In today’s mailbag, there’s messages about growing up living next to Robert Smith, love for Muswell Hill, lunch time darts, some very sweet ‘mundane parenting’…
ChatabixS15 Ep 854: Cameo Clips and Joe’s Breakdancing
Amongst the very varied topics on today’s show, David and Joe discuss Cameo clips and whether Chatabix should do them, speedy interactions with fans, The new…
ChatabixS15 Ep 853: The Soundtrack To My God Awful Life
First up, there’s some chat about young people’s thoughts on podcasts, fears about becoming irrelevant and a concerning side-effect of weight loss - so all…
ChatabixS15 Ep 852: Raking Leaves and Making Tea
On today’s show, David plays Joe some recordings he made whilst passing by one of the houses he used to garden for in Handcross, West Sussex. So there’s plenty…
ChatabixS15 Ep 851 Vault Mondays: Guest - Tony Way
In this old show, we chatted to actor Tony Way (After Life, Extras, Game of Thrones) about getting out of auditions, the stress of buying houses, putting on an…
ChatabixS15 Ep 850 Listener’s Mailbag: Bed Wars and Sting Stories
Time to wrap up the week with another look into our mailbag. There’s an Our Little Systems from Australia, some revelations from a golf course greenkeeper, a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 849: Joe’s Circus Epiphany
Joe’s been to see the circus at the Brighton Fringe - and whilst watching the show had a bit of a revelation. Meanwhile, David went with his sister to the…
ChatabixS15 Ep 848: The Farm Investigation Continues
Just when you thought it was all over, now it’s David turn to visit Joe’s sinister farm. Whilst staying with relatives in Susses last week, he realised he was…
ChatabixS15 Ep 847: Plodding Podding and Coffee Wagons
Apologies in advance as this one was a bit of a slog, to say the least! David and Joe were feeling very uninspired and really struggled with things to talk…
ChatabixS15 Ep 846 Vault Mondays: Taking A Pee and A Chat With Jaackmaate
In this weeks archive show, we chat to YouTube and podcasting legend Jaackmaate - and what a nice man he is too First posted on 22 December 2021 FOR ALL THINGS…
ChatabixS15 Ep 845 Listeners Mailbag: Spice Girls and Golden Moments
After almost being totally distracted from Mailbag again by some Spice Girls anecdotes, David and Joe eventually manage to pull some post out of the bag…
ChatabixS15 Ep 844: Toby’s Trousers - Part 2
It’s the second part of our trouser-themed double bubble episode. So picking up from were we left things yesterday, there’s chat about recent crunch crunches…
ChatabixS15 Ep 843: Toby’s Trousers - Part 1
Joe’s back in a hotel after doing some filming yesterday, so feeling a little a little out of sorts being away from home. He’s also come up with a new section…
ChatabixS15 Ep 842: The ‘Not A Mailbag’ Episode
Well, David and Joe had all good intentions for this to be a regular Friday Mailbag episode. But after David reads out the first email, they both get totally…
ChatabixS15 Ep 841 Vault Mondays: Joe's Music Library and Becoming A Model
Archive episode time! And in this classic, we chat about technical difficulties, Ben Rufus Green, Joe's music library and turning Joe into a successful model…
ChatabixS15 Ep 840: Patreons In The Den - Part 2
Our Dragon’s Den pitching session continues, with the Patreons battling it out to impress David and Joe with their great ‘new section’ ideas. There’s also a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 839: Patreons In The Den - Part 1
Soon after starting today’s show, Joe remembers that his brother’s had a new section idea for the pod and messages him to get the full details. So while they…
ChatabixS15 Ep 838: The Farm - Revisited!
It seems that David’s curiosity about Joe’s sinister farm has not yet been satisfied. So in this episode, he encourages Joe to re-open the case files and probe…
ChatabixS15 Ep 837: The Hunt for Joe’s Sinister Farm
For today’s episode, Chatabix transforms into a proper True Crime podcast. Following their discussion about the sinister farm that Joe stumbled across on a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 836 Vault Mondays: The 100th Episode
It’s another landmark episode from the Chatabix archives - where we celebrate our 100th episode!!!! First posted on 25 November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
ChatabixS15 Ep 835 Listeners Mailbag: The Return Of One In A Million
Well, it’s been a while since we’ve read any out - so this week’s Mailbag is entirely dedicated to your One In A Million messages. There’s stories about a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 834: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more questions from David about Joe’s secret admirer and they also invent a ‘would you date’ game show, but with a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 833: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 1
After a quick shout out from Joe about the Sepsis Trust and all the great work they do, David start recounting his thoughts on ‘The Golden Moment’. Intrigued?…
ChatabixS15 Ep 832: David’s Post-Filming High
David’s finished his filming job and consequently is on an absolute high - buzzing about loving life and even starting to like London too. So obviously Joe…
ChatabixS15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions
This week, we bring you the holy grail of Vault Mondays - the very first episode of Chatabix! It’s a tentative start but once things get going, David and Joe…
ChatabixS15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes
In today’s Mailbag, David and Joe read message about bad-vibes places, love for Folkestone, a work prat, some Our Little Systems, a high functioning…
ChatabixS15 Ep 829 Bonus Episode: Lose Two Stone - Week 1
As a treat for all you lovely listeners out there, we’re posting the first episode of our Patreon-only series Lose Two Stone, which started last month. As you…
ChatabixS15 Ep 828: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 2
Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then David…
ChatabixS15 Ep 827: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 1
In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel in North London. Then there’s an update on filming…
ChatabixS15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets
Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games and saying…
ChatabixS15 Ep 825 Listener’s Mailbag: House Laps and Weed Inflation
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, how to chose…
ChatabixS15 Ep 824: Learning Lines and First Day Nerves
David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calming walk to…
ChatabixS15 Ep 823: David’s Flow State and Hated Places
David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon finds himself in…
ChatabixS15 Ep 822: Mouse Clicking and Trago Mills
Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s constant mouse…
ChatabixS15 Ep 821 Vault Mondays: Art College Pictures and Live Gigs
On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!! First posted on 2nd June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS…
ChatabixS15 Ep 820 Listener’s Mailbag: A Japanese Chatabiscuit and A Car For Joe
On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s messages about…
ChatabixS15 Ep 819: Camper-Vaning and Fucktoids
Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to know…
ChatabixS15 Ep 818: Celebrities We Have Met
Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them both. The…
ChatabixS15 Ep 817: A Year Of Your Life Podding
After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabix, even…
ChatabixS15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill
Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill! First posted on 25th January 2022 FOR ALL THINGS…
ChatabixS15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat
Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a…
ChatabixS15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe
David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the…
ChatabixS15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession
David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfort listen and…
ChatabixS15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game
Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent a lot of…
ChatabixS15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game
New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the new Word…
ChatabixS15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip
Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies…
ChatabixS15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2
Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which…
ChatabixS15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1
David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David…
ChatabixS15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself
David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly…
ChatabixS15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs
Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers. First…
ChatabixS15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder
In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling…
ChatabixS15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers
We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how…
ChatabixS14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour
David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early…
ChatabixS15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell
It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s recent family…
ChatabixS15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco
In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our…
ChatabixS15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!
With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about…