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Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
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S17 Ep 919: Estate Agents and Money Matters
David’s back on the house hunting again - and this time it’s for real as he and his family are now seriously looking to move. So on today’s show, he tells Joe…
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S17 Ep 918 - Fake Raps and Long Noses
The subjects covers on today’s very varied show include Joe’s fake rap video with Joe Marler, not liking photoshoots, long floppy noses, the greatness of…
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S17 Ep 917 Vault Mondays: Life Is Embarrassing
In this old episode from the Chatabix archives, we returned to one of our favourite subjects - finding life embarrassing. First posted on 27th July 2021 FOR…
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S17 Ep 916 Listener’s Mailbag: Funny Names and Mad Grandads
Time to delve into the mailbag again. And this week, there’s lots and lots of funny names (and some stupid ones too), a cool classmate, news of a Chatabix…
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S17 Ep 915: A Slice Of Life
Well this one was supposed to be a Mailbag episode, but as is the way these days, Joe and David get completely distracted by puppy chat. And then more…
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S17 Ep 914: Puppy Progress & A New Sport Pt 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more chat about playing a new sport in your 50’s, what the difference is between Padel and Pickleball, whether anyone…
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S17 Ep 913: Puppy Progress & A New Sport Pt 1
It’s been just over a week since David got his new puppy - so how have things been going for him and Martha? Well in this episode, Joe gets to hear the full…
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S17 Ep 912 Vault Mondays: Carol Klein and Being Sacked from a Ch4 Show
It’s time for another visit to the vault to go back to the early days of the pod. In this old show from 2021, we chatted about a yellow shirt, feeling like…
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S17 Ep 911 Listeners Mailbag: Big Packages and First Kisses
In today’s bulging mailbag, there’s more cosy parent stories, tired erections and a donkey cock, a right to reply from a previous emailer, a celebrity one in a…
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S17 Ep 910: David’s Art Class
First up, Joe tells David about a recent encounter he had in a supermarket, which leads to bit of a debate about getting attention from the public vs being…
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S17 Ep 909: A New Series & A Brand New Puppy - Part 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show, we’ve even more puppy chat for you. So stand by for some toilet training tips, doggy WhatsApp groups, reminiscing about…
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S17 Ep 908: A New Series & A Brand New Puppy - Part 1
Chatabix is back! And what better way to kick off the series than with a lovely long chat about David’s new puppy. So settle back and relax as he tells Joe…
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S17 Ep 907 Vault Mondays: Wearing Make-Up and Teenage Songs
For today’s archive show, it’s the second ever episode of Chatabix! In this one we mainly talked about wearing make up and terrible teenage songs. Oh boy, how…
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S16 Ep 906 Last of the Summer Eps: Sex Noises and Men’s Health
No mailbag today - as we still have the third episode of our final summer recordings for you to hear. Then stand by for our brand new Series 17 which kicks off…
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S16 Ep 905 Last of the Summer Eps: Pod Titbits and Dick Whittington Boots
Continuing our warm up for the new series starting next week, here’s the second of three episodes recorded at the end of the summer. Enjoy! On today’s episode…
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S16 Ep 904 Last of the Summer Eps: David’s Getting A Puppy
After a bit of a break, Chatabix is back next week with Series 17. But before all that, we still have three episodes for you to hear that were recorded at the…
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S16 Ep 903 Listener's Mailbag: The Great ‘Men In Tight Shorts’ Debate
In this week’s bulging Mailbag, there’s messages about a Rovers review, some very thin shorts, the Chatabix theme tune, a collection of comments about sports…
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S16 Ep 902: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 3
It’s the third and final instalment of David’s tales from his epic European camper van holiday. So, there’s moving on from Venice to Bolognia, a mosquito…
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S16 Ep 901: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 2
It’s time for more tales from David’s epic family holiday touring around Europe in a camper van. There’s a dramatic change in plans, a scary near-miss on the…
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S16 Ep 900: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 1
Via the magic of podcasting, David is now back from his epic summer family holiday and has so much to tell us about it. Although, he’s strangely reluctant at…
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S16 Ep 899 Vault Mondays: Jane Asher and What Direction Do You Go In At 48?
For this archive show, we head back to 2022 - and in this one we talked about Joe being in South Africa and how we’ve both been treading water in life. First…
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S16 Ep 898 Listener’s Mailbag: Cosy Moments and Marcus Brigstocke
In today’s mailbag, we have tales about a crunch crunch in Bristol , a request for some one-liner feedback, badly behaved kids, being mistaken for a tramp and…
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S16 Ep 897: David’s Holiday Departure
It’s the day before David embarks on his month-long campervan holiday, touring around Europe with his family. So he and Joe use today’s show to have a run…
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S16 Ep 896: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 2
Following on from yesterday’s show, David settles back to hear about Joe’s trip to the chemists to buy some haemorrhoid tablets. And more importantly, just how…
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S16 Ep 895: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 1
On today’s eclectic itinerary, there’s chat about renting a van, Ted Lasso, Scam Interceptors, pop-up tents, snoring, David’s root canal work, some recent…
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S16 Ep 894 Vault Mondays: Window Cleaning and Smoking Cigarettes
In this archive show from 2022, David tells Joe about his time as a window cleaner and then Joe reveals all about his cigarette smoking. First posted on 20th…
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S16 Ep 893 Listener’s Mailbag: Heroes and Dead Bodies
It’s Friday, so obviously it’s time to delve into the Chatabix mailbag again. On today’s show - meeting a footballing legend, meeting a musical hero, making…
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S16 Ep 892: Suggs, Waterparks and Being Ignored
First up, Joe tells David about seeing the Madness singer Suggs on his train the other day. Then David wants to recount his recent trip to the Splashdown water…
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S16 Ep 891: TV Joe Hasn’t A Clue
It’s about time for another of TV Joe’s quizzes and as luck would have it, here he is! For this episode he’s gone all Radio 4 and prepared something slightly…
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S16 Ep 890: The Good, The Bad & The Football
Back in the midst of this summer’s World Cup, Joe was lucky enough to be invited onto his favourite football podcast - The Good, The Bad & The Football -…
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S16 Ep 889 Vault Mondays: Joe's Weight and Joe's Impressions
We’re heading back to the early days of the pod for this archive show. In this one, we chatted about bleak venues, other podcasts, Joe's impressions, Joe's…
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S16 Ep 888 Listener’s Mailbag: Sex Shops and Epic Catch-Ups
In today’s very varied Mailbag, there’s messages about a youthful massage, checking out sex shops, Joe look-a-likes, the Tower Of Power at Siam Park, a…
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S16 Ep 887: Joe’s List of Delights
Joe’s starting writing a list of things to talk about on the pod and in this episode, he’s want to see if they spark any interest with David. Subjects include…
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S16 Ep 886: The Man Who Leaves No Trace
On today’s show, David tells Joe about a suspicious ‘cold-call’ gardener he’s just been speaking with, they both recount tales of rouge traders they’ve used in…
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S16 Ep 885: David’s Test Match Special
David’s just had a magical day at the Trent Bridge Test Match in Nottingham, made even more special as he and his family met Ben Stokes outside the grounds…
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S16 Ep 884 Vault Mondays: Sunglasses and Nigel Farage
Time for another archive show! In this episode we talked about sunglasses, audio issues, acting, Joe's dream, lacking self confidence, David's being a Tory…
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S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding…
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S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2
Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he…
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S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1
First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So…
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S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour
The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on…
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S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even…
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S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking…
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S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s…
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S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his…
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S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say
Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they…
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S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party
It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix. First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL…
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S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a…
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S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born…
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S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to…
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S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
It’s a thematically themed episode today as Joe recounts his recent encounter with a very unpleasant person and David tells us about standing up for himself in…
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S16 Ep 869 Vault Mondays: Joe Shat Himself and The Brazilian Ice Cream Salesman
An archive episode for the die-hard Chatabix completists out there - as the sound quality is pretty atrocious on this one. We chat about being ill, Joe…
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S16 Ep 868 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Funny Names and a Young Snooper
Today’s mailbag bring us messages about a running club set up in memory of a much loved brother, what we do when listening to the pod, more comments from a…
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S16 Ep 867: Taking A Liking To Someone
David’s taken a liking to a man he’s recently met. So, as well as telling us all about that, he wants to know from Joe who the newest person in his life is…
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S16 Ep 866: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show about the potential pitfalls of meeting your heroes, there’s more chat about The Cure, Joe recounts the time Roachford came on…
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S16 Ep 865: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 1
Apologies in advance as today’s episode kicks off with a lot of gossiping from David and Joe. But as they can’t reveal what it’s actually about, things soon…
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S16 Ep 864 Vault Mondays: Producer and Morning Swimming
It’s another episode unearthed from the Chata-archives. And in this one, we chat about whether we need a producer and Joe goes for a dip in Cape Town First…
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S16 Ep 863 Listener’s Mailbag: Cool Classmates and VHS Tapes
Mailbag time! And in today’s show, we read messages about a very cool classmate, condiment dilutions, a long-running wrong name, Crowborough recollections, a…
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S16 Ep 862: David’s Cluedo Coincidence and More OIAM
David’s recently bought a secondhand Cluedo board game, which soon after gave him his very own One In A Million moment. So he tells Joe about that and they…
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S16 Ep 861: Triple Bubble Ep 3 - The Investigators
It’s the third and final show of our Triple Bubble extravaganza. And in this one, David and Joe read out some of the emails sent to us following their recent…
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S16 Ep 860: Triple Bubble Ep 2 - Rightmove, Colds and Pod Lengths
It’s show two of our Triple Bubble episode. And this time the conversation topics include where else David’s considered re-locating to, Joe’s Rightmove search…