Shows / Chatabix

Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the…
Episodes
ChatabixS12 Ep 620 Vault Mondays: A Day In The Life Of Polperro Joe
It’s time to revisit another old Chatabix episode. And in this one, as Joe lived in Polperro for 4 months, he tells David about his perfect day there. First…
ChatabixS12 Ep 619 Listener’s Mailbag: A Letter From Oz and Pot Smokers
It’s Mailbag time! And Joe kicks off the show with a very special letter from a Chatabix listener in Australia about Ronnie Barker. That’s followed by messages…
ChatabixS12 Ep 618: TV Joe’s Straight Road Of Fibs Quiz
It’s about that time for some more TV Joe - and for this episode he’s brought a brand new quiz with him. Essentially, it’s a copy of the Bridge Of Lies TV game…
ChatabixS12 Ep 617: David At The Gym and The Gladiators
After joining the gym a while back, David’s finally started using it and Joe wants to know how he’s getting on. As you might expect, David’s a little reluctant…
ChatabixS12 Ep 616: The Countdown Set and Listing Celebrity Sightings
Joe’s still in Manchester, filming for Cats Does Countdown. So in this episode, David tries to get Joe to tell him about the famous Countdown set and what…
ChatabixS12 Ep 615 Vault Mondays: In The Army Now and No Pubes
A golden oldie from the archives - David and Joe chat about Status Quo's In The Army Now and then David tells Joe about a girl he fell in love with at school…
ChatabixS12 Ep 614: Saying Hi To Colin Jackson
Joe’s been filming in Manchester for the past few days and with so much going on there, he wants to use today’s episode to tell David everything that’s…
ChatabixS12 Ep 613: Charlie Fish
David bough £55 of fish from a door-to-door salesman last night. And even though he found the fella very trustworthy and also took his telephone number - now…
ChatabixS12 Ep 612: Joe on the Chris Moyles Show
After a couple of frustrating minutes texting about things they can’t talk about on the pod, David asks Joe about his recent appearance on the Chris Moyles…
ChatabixS12 Ep 611 Vault Mondays: Ben Rufus Green and an old copy of Playboy
Chata-vaults time! And apologies in advance as the audio is pretty ropey on this one. Friend of the pod Ben Rufus Green pops on and chats about his new podcast…
ChatabixS12 Ep 610: Giving Up Five-A-Side and His & Hers Training
After a tough evening at his five-a-side footie match last night, Joe’s again wondering if it’s time to hang up his boots. Is it all now too physically…
ChatabixS12 Ep 609: Feeling Low and Doing Scouse Accents
David’s in a bit of a mood this morning and feeling pretty low. So to cheer him up, Joe tells him about the great time he had recently at a Comic Relief…
ChatabixS12 Ep 608: Wheel Of Fortune
After an indecisive start to the show, David and Joe invent a ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ type game to select a topic to talk about. David then comes up with three…
ChatabixS12 Ep 607 Vault Mondays: Recording Our Advert For Our Patreon
It's another episode dug out from our extensive archives. And in this one, we try and record our advert for our Patreon and we get to know our new horse. First…
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ChatabixS12 Ep 606: Feeling Great and More MMUs
David’s in a brilliant mood this morning (ie. he’s had 2 double expressos), which slightly wrong-foots Joe to begin with. He’s just been doing some household…
ChatabixS12 Ep 605: David’s Birthday and Buying Clothes
It was David’s 51st Birthday recently, so Joe kicks things off by finding out what he got up to and what presents he was given. It turns out that one gift was…
ChatabixS12 Ep 604: Joe’s MMU Go-Karting
Joe’s just completed his most recent Mystery Meet Up, which was an evening of Go-Kart racing. So David digs in to find out what Joe thought of it and how well…
ChatabixS12 Ep 603 Vault Mondays: The Bathroom and Bong Bong The Cow
Time for another episode from our Chata-vaults. In this one, we chat about Joe's problem with my toilet, play Through The Keyhole, Honk The Mole and Bong Bong…
ChatabixS12 Ep 602 Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabiscuit Jingles and Ronnie Barker’s Letter
Digging deep into the Chatabix mailbag, this week we read messages about a pre-planned bollock quip, a couple of celebrity interactions, some theme tune…
ChatabixS12 Ep 601: A Curry Quiz and Farting Masseuses
David’s been away visiting family and stayed in a triangular-shaped AirBnB last night, so he kicks off the show by explaining that all to Joe. Their chat then…
ChatabixS12 Ep 600: David’s Bad B&Q Attitude
David’s realised he takes on a strange persona whenever he’s in a DIY shop or garden centre, which is something his wife Naomi picked up on recently when they…
ChatabixS12 Ep 599: Joe’s Tennis Court Opening
Joe was recently invited to host the opening of some new tennis courts near to where he lives - and with his bold new ‘helping out in the community’ attitude…
ChatabixS12 Ep 598 Vault Monday’s: The Talent Agency Pilot
In this old episode from the archives, we couldn't record a Chatabix on that morning - so thought we'd upload a pilot of a new podcast idea. First posted on…
ChatabixS12 Ep 597 Listener’s Mailbag: Happy Happy Girl and Beach Huts
On this week's show, we read emails about getting told off as an adult, a paid for cover version of Happy Happy Girl, a secret tunnel under Gillingham, a very…
ChatabixS12 Ep 596: Joe In Paris and 50s Angst
Joe’s convinced he’s already told David about his 50th birthday trip to Paris - but David’s not sure he’s heard the whole story and definitely wants more of…
ChatabixS12 Ep 595: Graffiti and Stan Laurel’s House
It’s the third part of David’s holiday tales trilogy. But before that, Joe has a bit of a moan about seeing someone graffitiing in Brighton the previous…
ChatabixS12 Ep 594: Cheddar Gorge and Longleat Safari Park
Following David’s recent tales from the Lake District, in this episode he tells Joe about more family trips to Cheddar Gorge in Somerset - with stories about…
ChatabixS12 Ep 593 Vault Monday’s: Canal Thursdays #1
Well, this is a very important episode from the Chata-vaults - the very first Canal Thursdays. And what better way to kick things off than by choosing our…
ChatabixS12 Ep 592 Listener’s Mailbag: Galaxy Pugs and Joe Singing
On today’s slightly shorter but oh so sweet Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a very interesting shell grotto, the return of old pub jokes, a…
ChatabixS12 Ep 591: A Visit to Beatrix Potter’s House
David’s recent family holiday included a trip to the Lake District, which he totally fell in love with. Whist there they visited the former home of the…
ChatabixS12 Ep 590 Surprise Guest: Keith Brymer Jones - host of The Great Pottery Throw Down
Joe’s done it again and lined up another brilliant surprise guest for David. But this time, we’re so excited to have this person on the show that we couldn’t…
ChatabixS12 Ep 589: The Return of Andy Goldstein
Andy Goldstein is back! And it’s been quite a while since David and Joe last spoke to him, so there’s plenty for them to catch up on. Amongst all the usual…
ChatabixS12 Ep 588 Vault Mondays: The Weatherperson Auditions
Monday means it's Vault time! And in this one, we audition a few Chatabiscuits for the role of a Weatherperson. First posted on 30 April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS…
ChatabixS12 Ep 587 Listener’s Mailbag: The Beach Dildo and Breath Coaching
After a slightly embarrassing chat about calling into radio shows and writing letters to podcasts, David and Joe read messages about a dildo on a beach, a load…
ChatabixS12 Ep 586: Volunteering and Mother's Day Balloons
In further ‘just turned 50’ revelations, Joe’s decided he wants to start volunteering to help out in the community and give little more back. So this time…
ChatabixS12 Ep 585: Vigilante Joe and A Pottery Visit
In this episode, Joe reveals to David his new-found attitude to fighting crime and tackling antisocial behaviour. Since turning 50, he’s decided enough is…
ChatabixS12 Ep 584: Being 50 and Speaking French
It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since Joe’s 50th Birthday. So David’s keen to hear how Joe’s feeling about reaching his first century and also…
ChatabixS12 Ep 583 Vault Mondays: Incredibly Tired and Rusty Lee
In this old episode, we chat about not wanting to do the podcast, audio issues, Cilla Black, when the podcast grows, recording in a hotel and Rusty Lee. First…
ChatabixS12 Ep 582 Listener’s Mailbag: Litter Blogs & Haunted Beds
Delving into the Mailbag one again, David and Joe read messages about celebrity neighbours, an lockdown anti-littering blog, David’s Zoom song, more Andy…
ChatabixS12 Ep 581: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 2
It’s time for Part 2 of Joe’s 50th Birthday celebrations. So you can expect plenty more wonderful treats from David and TV Joe’s ‘Audio Bags’ of delights. And…
ChatabixS12 Ep 580: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 1
It’s been a long old run up, but it’s finally Joe’s 50th Birthday and to celebrate, David and TV Joe have something very special planned for him. This is all a…
ChatabixS12 Ep 579: Barney The Dog and The Pod Date Game
Joe’s looking after his friend’s dog Barney, so kicks off today’s show by introducing him to David - and they all get on wonderfully. Then, after some chat…
ChatabixS12 Ep 578 Vault Mondays: Our Female Versions and Boxing
For this week's vault show, it’s right back to episode four of the pod. We chat about realising that we're bantering, middle names, our female versions and the…
ChatabixS12 Ep 577 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips Quips Quips
Today’s Mailbag (now with added sound effects) has messages about after-pod debriefs, some Judy Dench and Noel Edmonds trivia, a very experienced gameshow…
ChatabixS12 Ep 576: Ideas Cards and The Americana Sessions
Picking up from yesterday’s cliffhanger, David and Joe are now gonna play their ‘Idea Cards Game’ - where they randomly pick a conversation topic from the…
ChatabixS12 Ep 575: The Podmasters Quiz
Joe’s come up with a game called Podmasters, where the contestant is played up to 10 seconds from a top 50 iTunes Comedy Chart show and has to guess which one…
ChatabixS12 Ep 574: Joe’s Baking Course
David’s got a snotty cold so doesn’t have much to offer today. But thankfully, Joe went on a baking course over the weekend, which Petra had bought him as a…
ChatabixS12 Ep 573 Vault Mondays: Learning The Game Of Cricket and Personal Trainers
In this 2022 episode from our archives, we talk about personal trainers, clever lightbulbs and cricket. Plus, the very moment that Canal Thursdays was created…
ChatabixS12 Ep 572: Listener's Mailbag - Top 50 Eps & Pyramind
In today’s selection of emails from our lovely listeners, there messages about someone’s top 50 episodes of Chatabix, a joke about a dog, a reminder about…
ChatabixS12 Ep 571: Joe’s MMU Report Card
As talked about recently on the pod, Joe has organised the latest activity for his Mystery Meet Up mates - which is indoor rock climbing at their local leisure…
ChatabixS12 Ep 570: More Pottery Throw Down
After putting off watching it for a while, Joe has just discover the joys of The Great Pottery Throw Down. So, re-invigorated by this news, David tries once…
ChatabixS12 Ep 569: Walking vs Rock Climbing
To kick things off, David starts to recount a walk he went on recently from Bolt Head to South Sands. But try as he might to be enthusiastic with his…
ChatabixS12 Ep 568 Vault Mondays: Performance Nerves and Nana Pud Pud
It’s vault time again! And in this one, we talk about the same old bollocks again. Apologies. First posted on 23rd November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y…
ChatabixS12 Ep 567 Listener’s Mailbag: The Chanctonbury Ring & Celebrity Stories
This week, we’ve a couple of emails from gameshow winners, a suggestion of a haunted place for Joe to visit, tales of serving fish and chips to a rock legend…
ChatabixS12 Ep 566: Well Done Me
On today’s show, David has two ideas that he hopes will make for a great episode. Firstly he reads an email from a listener who, off the back of some medical…
ChatabixS12 Ep 565: Surprise Guest Time
It’s time to wheel out the spiny chair again and for one of our hosts to get all nervous with anticipation. This time it’s David in the hot seat, as Joe’s…
ChatabixS12 Ep 564: Calling The Police and A Pod Story Game
Today’s episode is a bit of a Crimewatch special. Joe explains why he recently had to call the Police, David researches some tourist scams and pickpocketing…
ChatabixS12 Ep 563 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl - The Complete Works
Another episode straight from the Chatabix vaults and in this one, a listener sends us a quite remarkable email. First posted on 7th October 2022 FOR ALL…
ChatabixS12 Ep 562 Listener’s Mailbag - iPhones & Footballers
On today’s very random selection of emails from our listeners, there’s some advice about using your phone less (plus an update from David about how his plans…