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Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.
Episodes
- Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
March 15, 2023 Episode 76: Everything Happens In Maine
On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the show's sound cue changes, meet the Yakutian Laika, dance to the music of Sly Stone, discuss late actor…
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March 8, 2023 Episode 75: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Gay
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read listener comments, put a lock on doggy doors, learn how to pronounce "Xiasi," celebrate Cyd Charisse, mourn Tom…
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March 1, 2023 Episode 74: Squeeze The Bulb, Make A Loud Noise
On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Weimaraner, celebrate Harry Belafonte, note the passing of former Manson Family member Linda Kasabian, take…
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February 22, 2023 Episode 73: The Color of Queens
In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss how to end a musical, review new Florida pet laws, stand guard with the Vikhan, take a President's Day quiz…
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February 15, 2023 Episode 72: Paging Doctor Gibbons
Tommie returns in this week's episode, after being called in to perform theatrical surgery. The men meet the Ultimate Mastiff, celebrate composer Harold…
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February 8, 2023 Episode 71: Three's Company
In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome new guest and good friend John Saric, who explains what it's like being in a…
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February 1, 2023 Episode 70: Bea Arthur In Stirrups
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about the Rev. Al Sharpton's eulogy for Tyre Nichols, enjoy the story of a dog reunited with its family, meet…
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January 25, 2023 Episode 69: Buy Me A Liver
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find another dog-shoots-man story, discuss walking your dog in the cold weather, meet the Rafeiro do Alentejo…
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January 18, 2023 Episode 68: Getting Soft-Balled
Tommie returns for this week's episode, where he and Patrick discuss shaggy dog George Santos, meet the Pachon Navarro, ponder the man who could have been the…
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January 4, 2023 Episode 67: The Dry Episode
In this week's alcohol-free episode (i.e. Tommie could not attend), Patrick and his producer/husband Steven welcome back returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas…
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December 28, 2022 Episode 66: It's The End Of The Year As We Know It (And We Feel High)
In this special end-of-the-year episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest and Long Island comedian Kristin Danko, and discuss the Norfolk Terrier…
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Have Yourself A Grumpy Old Gay Christmas
Patrick and Tommie took a break for the holidays, so there's no new episode this week, but here's a holiday message for their friends, fans, and followers.
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December 14, 2022 Episode 65: The Italian Elf Returns
In this week's holiday episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest Ernie Wolfgang, and discuss Xmas tree decorating, go for a sleigh ride with the…
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December 7, 2022 Episode 64: Tossing Salad
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at a Florida man expressing his canine love, laud the Labrador Retriever, eulogize actors Bob McGrath and…
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November 30, 2022 Episode 63: I Hear Sal Mineo In My Taint
In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick are joined by producer/husband Steven, and discuss a dog shooting a man, coo over the Kai Ken, test Tommie's…
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November 25 2022 Episode 62: Random Musings From The Outhouse
Patrick and Tommie took a break this week, but here is a compilation of edited material from previous podcast episodes. Not that it's necessarily bad material…
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November 16, 2022 Episode 61: Sit, Tommie, Sit
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about Patrick's first time at a roller derby match, discuss dementia in dogs and humans, nip at the Jack…
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November 9, 2022 Episode 60: Muriel Puce And The Idiot Mittens
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at the politics of gifting dogs, say "hola" to the Ibizan hound, wish a Happy Birthday to lesbian comic Kate…
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November 2, 2022 Episode 59: Prossle La Thighs
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the paucity of Halloween trick-or-treaters, follow the tale of the dog getting a head in Mexico, go Swedish…
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October 26, 2022 Episode 58, Part 2: Bryce Ponders Eel Sex
In the concluding half of our two-part episode, Patrick, Tommie, Steven, and guest John J. Steele, Jr. examine the proposed federal "Don't Say Gay" bill…
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October 19, 2022 Episode 58, Part 1: The Weir(d) Return Of The Man of Steele
In this week's episode, Patrick, Tommie, and producer Steven welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the podcast's 3000th download, go loco for…
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October 12, 2022 Episode 57: Two Acres And A Mule
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss their trip to the Valley of the Dolls, follow the field spaniel, put a spell on Alistair Crowley, laud Dame…
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October 5, 2022 Episode 56: Julie Andrews Is Tight
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie complain about the weather, get stressed over dogs detecting stress, pay their respects to Loretta Lynn, play some…
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September 28, 2022 Episode 55: Evan Peters' Peter
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get badgered about the dachshund, discover blues singer Koko Taylor, learn about the 1919 Omaha race riot, take a…
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September 21, 2022 Episode 54: His Penelope Pitstop Was The Universe
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie learn how to pronounce "Ca de Bou," get animated over Chuck Jones, look at the legacy of Will & Grace, review recent…
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September 14, 2022 Episode 53: Whatever Happened To Tiffani Gish?
In this week's episode. Patrick and Tommie discuss cannabis then and now, bark about the bakharwal, sing the praises of Alice Tully, look at the legacy of…
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September 7, 2022 Episode 52: Getting Railed On Fine, Corinthian Leather
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie make monkey faces at the affenpinscher, congratulate RuPaul, get iced over Rudy Galindo, discover what the…
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August 31, 2022 Episode 51: She's Got Metaphorical Eyes
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss a dog virus outbreak, flush out the history of Commodus, hail Mikhail Gorbachev, take a look at the first…
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Episode 50: We're Having A Party!
In honor of reaching their 50th episode, Tommie and Patrick and producer/husband Steven welcome back their former guests Sheilah Barksdale, Kristin Danko, Indy…
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August 17, 2022 Episode 49: No Thanks, We're Non-Binary
In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes returning guest Bryce Powell and new guest Indy Johnson, wherein Indy educates Patrick about axolotls and roller…
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August 10, 2022 Episode 48: Kristin Versus The Machines
In this week's episode Tommie surprises Patrick with a special guest: his friend and up-and-coming Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko, wherein they open up…
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August 3, 2022 Episode 47: Somewhere In England
In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss old dogs, celebrate the music of Connie Converse and Tony Bennett, laud the life of actress Nichelle…
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July 27, 2022 Episode 46: This Episode Is Brought To You By Florida
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs at parties, celebrate the career of Norman Lear, say a prayer for Rev. Troy Perry, get animated over…
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July 20, 2022 Episode 45: The Lawn Tea Tangent
Tommie returns in this week's episode, wherein he and Patrick discuss the joy of dog sitting, celebrate Dame Diana Rigg, look to the stars for the first lunar…
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July 13, 2022 Episode 44: The Dog Days of Ernesto Wolfgang
In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back his buddy Ernie, wherein they discuss Patrick's recent health drama, take a look at Sirius (the star, not…
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July 8, 2022: Episode 43 and 1/3: The Not-Quite-An-Episode Episode
We were supposed to record an episode in Cherry Grove, but as the saying goes: man plans, God laughs.
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June 29, 2022 Episode 43: Keep Up The Yoga, Andy!
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder where to place the dog when away on vacation, waffle over National Waffle Iron Day, break out in a rash over…
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June 22, 2022 Episode 42: The Florescent Curmudgeon Looks At Crime Among The Amish
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie throw the book at the Smithtown Library, scratch themselves over flea and tick season, have fun with Cyndi Lauper…
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June 15, 2022 Episode 41: Doing The Gay Thing
In this episode, Tommie and Patrick talk about their marching in the Long Island Pride Parade, bringing your dog to large public events, the talents of Neil…
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June 8, 2022 Episode 40: Putting Sunscreen On Your Elephant
Tommie returns in this episode, where he and Patrick kick up sand over dogs at the beach, put on their marching shoes for the Long Island Pride Parade, say…
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June 1, 2022 Episode 39: The Importance of Seeing Buttocks
In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven talk to EastLine Theatre Co-Artistic Director Danny Higgins about upcoming productions of…
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May 25, 2022 Episode 38: Roy Hinkley Was SO Gay
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie hoe a row over dogs and gardens, sing the praises of Beverly Sills and the wonderful puppeteer and film wizard Frank Oz…
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May 18, 2022 Episode 37: Canadianality
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie salute the last liberal Republican, laud the films of director Frank Capra, look back at the Laramie Project, examine the…
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May 11, 2022 Episode 36: Dances With Men (The Mustache Episode)
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie meditate on the Zen of dogwalking, sing the praises of Irving Berlin, contract and release over Martha Graham, say hello to…
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May 4, 2022 Episode 35: A Wade in Roe With Engelbrekt Engelbrektsson
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at dog behavior and stereotypes, kvell over Jewish-American Heritage Month, become radiant babies over the art…
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April 27, 2022 Episode 34: Plucking My Ektara in Applef**k, Indiana
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie share hostile encounters while dogwalking, pay homage to Coretta Scott King, take a swing at Babe Ruth Day, pray for…
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April 20, 2022 Episode 33: Mickey & Pluto: A Love Story
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the Grand Rapids shooting, probe the problem of pets and cannabis, celebrate 420 Day the only way it can be…
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April 13, 2022 Episode 32: Judas Was A Pissed-Off Top
In this sacredly profane episode, Patrick and Tommie cheer the capture of the NYC subway shooter, explore exactly why chocolate is bad for dogs, salute…
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April 5 2022 Episode 31: In Search of the Unknown Missing Levant
In this week's episode, Tommy and Patrick jazz it up with Stanley Turrentine, live long and prosper on First Contact Day, get schooled on further Florida…
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March 29 2022 Episode 30: Oscar! Oscar! <smack> Oscar?
In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick to talk about alternative affectionate pets, laud Lucy Lawless, become mesmerized over the Copenhagen…
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March 22 2022 Episode 29: Chicken Cesar Chavez Salad
In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome guest Daniel Higgins, and talk about pet names and Daniel's latest theatrical…
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March 15 2022 Episode 28: Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Podcast!
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie give an update on animal rescue efforts in Ukraine, celebrate the Notorious RBG, mind meld over World Contact Day, go plotz…
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March 8, 2022 Episode 27: Confessions of a Crapulous Fragapanophobe
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss bear fur, Captain Jonas Grumby, International Women's Day, the Florida "Don't Say Gay" Bill, and their five…
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March 1 2022 Episode 26: Donkey Genitals
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about saving pets in Ukraine, the Salem witch trials, National Pig Day, war crimes in Ukraine, and lots of…
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February 22 2022 Episode 25: Happy Doris Day Spay Day!
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie let sleeping dogs lie, spill the tea on George Washington, look back at Black History Month, get schooled on…
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February 15 2022 Episode 24: Don We Now Our Intimate Apparel
In this extra-long, special episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the 1000th podcast download, with their guests Sheilah Barksdale and Matthew Rosenberg…
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February 8 2022 Episode 23: I Plié When I Sauté
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the dog days of February and seasonal affective disorder, James Dean, the Orangeburg Massacre, gerrymandering, and…
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February 1 2022 Episode 22: Serial Killers & Drag Queens
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss veterinarians, Langston Hughes, Irish fishermen versus the Russian Navy, the Maus brouhaha, and their favorite…
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January 25 2022 Episode 21: Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Gentlemen
In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs and your health, exercise and neurons, Corazon Aquino, the Supreme Court, and their favorite Queens.
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January 18 2022 Episode 20: Ginger Vitis and Mona Learn CRT
Tommie returns in this week's episode, in which the GOG men talk about barking at one's dog, Cary Grant, cannabis and COVID, critical race theory, and their…