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Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.
Episodes
- Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
November 4, 2026 Episode 168: Wipeout
In this week's episode, the men go fishing with a Newfie, remember journalist Walter Cronkite and artist Robert Mapplethorpe, express their condolences for…
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October 21, 2026 Episode 167 Part Two: Flogging Molly
In the second half of this episode, the men discuss American Horror Story and producer Ryan Murphy's excesses, Patrick is aroused by the Derek Jarman film…
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October 21, 2026 Episode 167 Part One: Ruinations On The Apple
In the first half of this episode, the men meet the Maltese, pay tribute to actress Carrie Fisher, Tommie finds a way to connect "My Ding-A-Ling" with World…
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October 7, 2026 Episode 166: No Toes In Public
In this week's episode, Tommie wants his change back, Patrick finds a dog who can now apply to join the FBI, they go droving with the Lancashire Heeler, thank…
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September 23, 2026 Episode 165 Part Two: Furry Pilots
In the second half of this episode, guest JK Larkin reviews the Sally Field film Remarkably Bright Creatures, Tommie thinks octopi are aliens, Tommie reviews…
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September 23, 2026 Episode 165 Part One: Nobody Likes Being 75
Patrick and Tommie begin their fifth season with returning (but late) guest J.K. Larkin, report on their summer activities, meet the Kanni, hail Roman Emperor…
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June 17, 2026 Episode 164 Part Two: All Men Are Stupid
In the second half of this final episode of the season, guest Rosie Collette reviews the new film Obsession, Tommie re-watches the classics All About Eve and A…
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June 17, 2026 Episode 164 Part One: We Don't Break News, We Break Wind
In the first half of this final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie are joined by friend and returning guest Rosie Collette, who announces she's a Bottom…
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June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part Two: Luther Vandross Is In My Nipples
In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the new film Backrooms and the PBS documentary Exposing The Myth Of Southern Charm, he and Tommie pause for…
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June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part One: Chez Josephine
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss locking one's dog in a car, meet the Irish Red and White Setter, get bewitched by Maurice Evans…
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May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part Two: More Julie Andrews
In the second half of this episode, Tommie has a beef with the Netflix series Beef and enjoys a meal with Master Chef, Patrick reviews the straight-to-Tubi…
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May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part One: Oh Rex, You Bitchy Old Queen
In the first half of this episode, Tommie hates Patrick's public service announcements, they meet the Harrier, remember black nationalist leader Malcolm X on…
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May 6, 2026 Episode 161: Drinking Water From A Hose
In this week's episode (no halfsies!), the men complain of their latest bodily woes, Tommie considers doggie day care for Louie, the men meet a Georgian…
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April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part Two: God Doesn't Make Housecalls
In the second half of this episode, Tommy reviews the horror comedy Slay and tolerates Kevin Bacon in the comedy series Sirens, Patrick re-watches a couple of…
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April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part One: A Massage From Neil Patrick Harris
In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie talks about icebergs, he and Patrick meet the Finnish Spitz, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Jack Nicholson and…
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April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part Two: Liza Legs Up
In the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race…
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April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part One: Short, Hard, Dense, and Glossy
In the first half of this episode, Patrick begins physical therapy, Tommie doesn't care that people don't like his singing, they go hunting with the English…
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March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part Two: Under Dave Franco
In the second half of this episode, Tommie can't remember what he watched, Patrick reviews the 2025 action film Sisu: Road to Revenge and watches the…
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March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part One: We's In A Mess
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the…
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March 11, 2026 Episode 157: Point and Laugh
Tommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play…
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February 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part Two: Hockey Smut
In the second half of this episode, JK Larkin talks about acting and his role in an upcoming production of Ionesco's Rhinoceros, Patrick reviews the new film…
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February 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part One: Crispy and Creamy
In the first half of this episode, Patrick, Steven (filling in for Tommie), and their friend JK Larkin savor some donuts while discussing the dogs in their…
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February 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part Two: Mormon Porn
In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the new Muppet Show, he and Patrick review the Super Bowl halftime show and the critics' overreaction, drool…
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February 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part One: No Twang!
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie honor "Louisville's Lassie," meet the King of Terriers, shine a light on inventor Thomas Edison, say…
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January 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part Two: Friends Of Dorothy
In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the audio version of Mel Brooks' memoir, Patrick reviews the new Ryan Murphy series The Beauty, Tommie…
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January 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part One: Delicate And Diplomatic
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss keeping your dog safe in the cold weather, meet the Welsh Springer Spaniel, can't believe Alan…
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January 14, 2026 Episode 153: Saint Olaf Will Rise
In this week's return, Patrick reminds Tommie of his podcasting duties, they take a stroll with Aloka and the Buddhist monks, meet the Vizla, celebrate actress…
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December 17, 2025 Episode 152: The Baby Jesus Had Gas
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find PETA going a dog walk too far, meet the Tang dog, wish a Happy Birthday to actress Sarah Paulson, say farewell…
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November 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part Two: Every Day Is A Gift
In the second half of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, guest John J. Steele, Jr, and producer Steven discuss the recent shooting of two National Guardsmen and…
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November 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part One: Dreaming Of Norbert Wiener
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie are joined by John J. Steele, Jr., who discusses the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's…
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November 12, 2025 Episode 150: Leave Madonna Alone!
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie (and occasionally Steven) remind listeners to keep loaded guns away from their dogs, meet the Rasteador Brasiliero…
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October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part Two: Eat A Salad!
In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie watch Chicago get ICE'd, debate the use of weight loss injections, Tommie reviews the new film A House…
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October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part One: Blue Collar Bottom
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie investigate the mystery of the blue dogs of Chernobyl, meet the Pastor Garafiano, remember Fanny Brice on…
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October 15, 2025 Episode 148: Patti Smith Lights Up My Life
In this week's episode, Patrick issues a PSA about dogs and lithium-ion batteries, he and Tommie meet the Otterhound, bid farewell to trans activist Miss Major…
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October 1, 2025 Episode 147 Part Two: Jesus With The Gay Men
In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie do not lament the cancellation of gay sitcom Mid-Century Modern, Tommie reviews the 2022 Netflix series…
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October 1 2025 Episode 147 Part One: Louie Has No Chill
In the first half of this week's episode, the men go head-to-head with the New Zealand Heading Dog, salute the late President Jimmy Carter on his birthday…
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September 17, 2025 Episode 146 Part Two : I Want To See It Twice More!
In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the shows Wednesday, Alien: Earth, and a bunch of old films he watched on YouTube, they cash out on FBI…
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September 17, 2025 Episode 146, Part One: Sandbox Riot
In the first half of this week's episode, the men return from their summer break, Tommie discusses Louie's anxiety, they meet the Majorca Shepherd, remember…
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June 25, 2025 Episode 145: Brighter Than Doris Day
In this final episode of the season, Patrick's husband Steven fills in for Tommie, they welcome their guests Rosie Collette and Cade Meier, meet the Lakeland…
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June 11, 2025 Episode 144: Stupid, Stupid People
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie stand up for postal workers, meet the Kangal Shepherd Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to Founding Father Joseph Warren…
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June 4, 2025 Episode 143: Irritable Ernst Syndrome
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., Patrick talks about his vacation in Provincetown, Tommie loves the…
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May 21, 2025 Episode 142: Sit On A Happy Face
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss murder mystery events, meet the Indian Spitz, remember gay activist Frank Kameny on his birthday, say, "Bye…
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May 7, 2025 Episode 141: Big Puffy Balls
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie growl about recent dog attacks in New York City, go hunting with the Hanover Hound, go to the ballet with…
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April 30, 2025 Episode 140: Cardinal Gibbons
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the capture of Valerie the runaway dachshund, meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, share a brownie with Alice B…
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April 23, 2025 Episode 139: Disco Pope
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how not to lose one's dog, herd reindeer with the Finnish Lapphund, celebrate the birthdays of the world's…
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April 2, 2025 Episode 138: Ask Your Doctor For Beaujolais Nouveau
In this week's episode, Tommie suffers through the drama of children's theatre, he and Patrick find out the meaning of the word "cocker," ask Marvin Gaye…
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March 19, 2025 Episode 137: The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the American Kennel Club's list of the most popular dogs, meet the Danish Spitz, pass the tanning butter to…
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March 5, 2025 Episode 136: Lesbian Hyper-Feminine Pink Cowgirl with 80's Undertones
Tommy sits out this episode, so Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome their friend Rosie Collette, enjoy a mush on the Iditarod, meet the Calupoh…
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February 26, 2025 Episode 135: No, Superman! Don't Do It!
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie honor the Long Island student who developed a prosthetic leg for a dog, wonder if the Pope plays a musical…
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February 19, 2025 Episode 134: Broken
In this week's episode, Patrick's spirit is broken by a series of horrible news stories from the past week, so for the sake of their sanity he and Tommie move…
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February 12, 2025 Episode 133: A Taste Of Harry Hamlin
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with…
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January 29, 2025 Episode 132: Where Is Everybody?
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the…
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January 22, 2025 Episode 131: Blue Velvet
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie engage in a follow-up discussion about dogs and cold weather, pay tribute to the films and legacy of Patrick's…
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January 15 2025 Episode 130: Free Luigi
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his…
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January 8, 2025 Episode 129: Amusing And Chaste
In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the…
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December 18, 2024 Episode 128: Happy Arbor Day!
In this week's final episode of 2024, Patrick and Tommie meet the Villano De Las Encartaciones, honor the legacies of two icons on their birthday, review the…
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December 11, 2024 Episode 127: Julie Andrews' Tongue Action
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor…
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November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part Two: Calm Down, Take A Breath, Eat A Cookie
In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education…
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November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part 1: Call Me Spud
In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the…
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November 13, 2024 Episode 125: Tarzan's Legs
In this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur…