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Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.
Episodes
- Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
November 6, 2024 Episode 124: The Joy Of Sax
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Papillon, wish a Happy Birthday to actor/singer Michael Cerveris, Tommie learns about "Bo and Yang," they…
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October 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 2: Death At The Mikado
In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick urges Tommie to keep watching Grotesquerie despite the lead character, Tommie sings the praises of the Lin-Manuel Miranda…
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October 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 1: Innuendo
In the first half of this episode, Tommie praises the local cannabis dispensaries, Patrick reports why dogs lick us, they meet the Olde English Bulldogge, wish…
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We're Sorry!
Sorry, no new episode this week! We'll be recording a new episode on October 30. Please forgive us!
- Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
October 9, 2024 Episode 122: Kiss Kiss Kiss
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie applaud a dog named Gita, yodel with the New Guinea Singing Hound, remember John Lennon and Marin Mazzie on their…
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October 2, 2024 Episode 121: Colin Farrell's Feral Hotness
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie try to keep up with the Mahratta Hound, Patrick almost performs surgery on himself, Tommie thinks the Nat Turner…
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September 18, 2024 Episode 120: Rock 'n' Hole
In the first episode of their third season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, reminisce about outdoor theatre experiences, get triggered by…
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June 26 2024 Episode 119: Do Ya Wanna Funk?
In this final episode of their second season, Tommie, Patrick, and his husband/producer Steven say goodbye to Kevin, the world's tallest dog, go sledding with…
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June 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 2: Eating Lunch Naked
In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews an old Miss Marple murder mystery movie, cheers on the killer shark in the Netflix film Under Paris, adores…
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June 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 1: I Know You Are, But What Am I?
In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Tommie's kidney stones and Patrick's PET scan, celebrate a dog named Blue, meet the Jamthund…
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June 5, 2024 Episode 117: Eating Ravioli
In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back Indiana Johnson and Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who make a big announcement, plus they…
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May 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 2: Athalete
Patrick and Tommie return with John J. Steele, Jr. in the second half of this episode, where they get schooled on Virginia re-naming schools after Confederate…
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May 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 1: Maybe it Was A Zucchini
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, go…
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May 8, 2024 Episode 115: My Favorite Nazi
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, wish a Happy Birthday to Harry Truman and Tom of Finland, say farewell to Theoden, King of…
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May 1, 2024 Episode 114: Quentin Tarantino's Mother Goose
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie argue whether all movement is dance, take aim at dog killer Kristi Noem, meet the Finnish Hound, celebrate Calamity…
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April 17, 2024 Episode 113: Gettysburg. Wow.
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie wish a happy retirement to Trigger the Dogfather, meet the East European Shepherd, eulogize Italian designer Roberto…
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April 10, 2024 Episode 112: Hope Springs Eternal. How Annoying.
In this week's episode Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs on Prozac, meet the Dandie Dinmont Terrier, review the Great Gatsby, lament the breakup of the Beatles…
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March 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 2: Damn You, Theo James
In the second half of this episode, Danielle shocks the men with "murder porn," they praise YouTube as a source of entertainment, criticize performers who…
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March 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 1: Tilted Arc
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend and returning guest Danielle LePage, Patrick apologizes for the technical problems, they discuss…
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Due To Technical Difficulties .....
We had a problem. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. We promise!
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March 6, 2024 Episode 110: A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Pig
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get news updates, discuss Jon Stewart's Daily Show eulogy for his dog Dipper, meet the Africanis, celebrate one…
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February 21, 2024 Episode 109, Part 2: Feeling Usher In My Taint
In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review reaction videos, the finale of True Detective: Night Country, and a great series that only lasted…
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February 21, 2024 Episode 109 Part 1: When The Schnecken Beckons
In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie review half of a Pinter play, discuss the issue of armed guards outside schools, applaud dog performances…
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February 14, 2024 Episode 108: I Can Give You Ass
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how to protect yourself and your dog if another dog attacks, salute thespians John Barrymore and Thelma…
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February 7, 2024 Episode 107:
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discover dogs are good for your health, salute Corporal Smoky the Yorkshire Terrier, pay tribute to Charles Dickens…
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January 24, 2024 Episode 106: Blasé
In this week's episode, Patrick and a lukewarm Tommie learn the top ten dog breeds in the US, go south of the border with the Xolo, remember actress Sharon…
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January 17, 2024 Episode 105: Follow The Red Brick Road To Hell
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read the Guinness Book of World Records, meet the Welsh Hound, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Denis O'Hare, debate…
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January 10, 2024 Episode 104: Oprie Winfrah
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder Chris Christie's exit from the GOP primary race, seek help for pet shelters, meet the Valencian terrier…
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January 3, 2024 Episode 103: Show Some Ass!
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the plight of fired gay Catholic school teacher Michael Califano, applaud the new NY law banning dog/cat…
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December 27, 2023 Episode 102: Gerald Hoohah and the Gay Yoda
In this week's special, year-end episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and returning guests Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell and Indy Johnson, and…
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Episode 101 Merry Outtakes!
Enjoy these outtakes from our 100th episode.
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Podcastus Interruptus
Sorry, we don't have a new episode this week. Listen and find out why. However, we will be releasing an outtakes episode next week, and we will record a new…
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November 29, 2023 Episode 100: Let's Put On A Show In My Backyard
In this week's 100th episode celebration, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and podcast fans Michele Hayes Reilly and Stephen Wangner, and look back at the…
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November 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 2: Chris Pine's Short Shorts
In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review Barbra Streisand's new memoir, discuss director Elia Kazan and the Hollywood blacklist, take a…
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November 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 1: The Gugelhupf Tangent
In Part 1 of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pay tribute to a dog loyal til his owner's end and beyond, meet the Rajapalayam, wish a Happy Birthday to…
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November 8, 2023 Episode 98: Broke Ass Wine
Tommie returns in this week's episode, where he and Patrick celebrate the recent election results, go hunting with the Pampas Deerhound, wish a Happy Birthday…
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November 1, 2023 Episode 97: Ridin' With Sippie
In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell talk about this past Halloween, stand their ground on dog attacks, get…
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October 27, 2023 We're Sorry!
Sorry, folks, no new episode this week! We'll be back next week. We promise!
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October 18, 2023 Episode 96: Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Patrick's X debate about drag queens, meet the Nenets Herding Laika, observe the birthday of the gay/ex-gay…
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October 11, 2023 Episode 95: Ethel Merman Would Kick Your Ass
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Israel-Hamas war, learn about canine vaccine hesitancy, meet the Magyar Agar, celebrate the greatest…
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October 4, 2023 Episode 94: I'll Drink To That
Tommie re-joins Patrick in this week's episode, where they meet the Lagotto Romagnolo, spill the tea on gay film critic Rex Reed, learn about the 1876 U.S…
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September 27, 2023 Episode 93: The Creature From The Blue Lagoon
In this week's episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome guest and friend Thaddeus "Tedward" Plezia, who discusses his work as an EMT, being an…
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September 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 2: Crimson & Clover
In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and guest John Steele mock Donald Trump's attempt to review classified evidence at home, examine the weakness of…
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September 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 1: Seeing Red
In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele to discuss the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his upcoming production…
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September 6, 2023 Episode 91: Hot For Tom Bosley
In their first episode of the second season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, warm up to the Icelandic Sheepdog, celebrate Jane Addams and…
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June 28, 2023 Episode 90: A Triangle With A Mullet
In this week's final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend Ernesto Wolfgang, meet the world's ugliest dog, remember Broadway…
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June 21, 2023 Episode 89: A Wheelchair Named Desire
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate summer solstice, discuss dogs and heat stroke, say 'bon jour' to the Gascon Saintongeois, pay respects to…
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June 14, 2023 Episode 88: Not Recommended By Facebook
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pick a bone with a certain social media provider, kick up some sand for canine lifeguards, meet the Fila Brasileiro…
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June 7, 2023 Episode 87: Three's Company, Too
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend John Saric and his "thirds" Curt and Jon, who further educate the men about being in a throuple…
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May 31, 2023 Episode 86: Lick My Cantata
In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele and discuss the upcoming peformances of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus. They…
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May 24, 2023 Episode 85: Judd Hirsch in The Breakfast Club
In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick in welcoming longtime friend Danielle LePage, who educates the men on the Long Island cannabis…
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May 17, 2023 Episode 84: Transparent
In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome vodka-infused friend and Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko. They discuss the…
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May 10, 2023 Episode 83: Ligbitiqua
In this week's episode, Tommie discovers a new word, the men praise Buddy Holly (the dog), celebrate many music-related birthdays, talk about the musicals…
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May 3, 2023 Episode 82: I'm Not Yelling, I'm Being Loud
Tommie returns in this week's episode to tangle with Patrick over dogs consuming cannabis and majoritarian rule vs. individual liberty. They also salute…
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April 26, 2023 Episode 81: Hookers On Broadway
Patrick flies solo in this episode, but is joined by returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who discusses his upcoming theatrical endeavors. They…
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Episode 80 April 18 2023: Guns & Fascists: More Musings From The Outhouse
Enjoy this episode of outtakes. Our next new episode will be released on Friday, April 28.
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April 5, 2023 Episode 79, Part 2: Road-Raging Karen
In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and Steven, along with guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the temporary ban on Tennessee's…
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April 5 2023 Episode 79, Part 1: A Hand Job In Spokane
In the first half of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., and new guest Scott Postel…
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March 29, 2023 Episode 78: Phlegma
On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Nashville shooting, salute police dogs, always look on the bright side of Python Eric Idle, eulogize…
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March 22, 2023 Episode 77: Sondheim Interrupted
On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review Jack Daniels' case against a dog toy maker before the Supreme Court, meet the Zervada, salute William…