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BEER & BIKINI
Welcome to Beer & Bikini™ — the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions, hosted by A. & J.! 🍺👙
He loves a cold beer and seeing her in a bikini! 👙Each episode, At they crack open craft beers, explore destinations they've visited, and share their honest, funny, and sometimes naughty takes on life, relationships, and adventure.
Craft beer reviews 🍺
Fun travel stories 🌴
Sexy tropical energy 😈
Bold unfiltered…
Episodes
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#130 We're Back at Desire Riviera Maya Baby! 🔥
🌴 And WOW, do we have stories to tell! We were beyond excited to return to one of our favorite adults-only playgrounds, Desire Riviera Maya, and there's WAY…
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#129 Prost! Things Are Getting Nipply! 🍺
🌴 They're off on vacation AGAIN! And let's be honest… J. is probably topless on a beach somewhere right now! 🍺🍺They're celebrating fall with a little German…
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#128 Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Reveal TONIGHT — Wait… It FLIES?!🚀
A. & J. just finished watching Elon Musk's livestream reveal of the new Tesla Roadster literally MINUTES AGO, and WHAT?! It can FLY?! 🚀🤯 We're still trying to…
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#127 You Might be a Jackass🤣
Have you seen the latest Jackass movie? What was hilarious 20 years ago is now just a little painful (and sad!) to watch. Some things really don't age well! 💪…
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#126 Nightmare Juice & Behind Closed Doors 🎃⚡
It's the most wonderful time of the year... for drinking! 🍺🍂 Oktoberfest, football season, Halloween, and plenty of reasons to celebrate in between! A. & J…
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#125 Why do strangers ask for her number?! 📱
🍻 Back from the road trip! A. & J. crack open on of their go-to's Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA and settle back into life at home—because sometimes a…
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#124 Party at Crab Island, Destin FL👙Road Trip Part #4
😂He is proudly sporting his Motorboat Captain T-shirt as they wrap up the final stop of their road trip in Destin, Florida! They checked into the…
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#123 Chat Sent Us to Georgia… We Had Doubts 😂Road Trip Part #3
🍺 Road Trip Part 3 takes A. & J. from Florida to Thomasville, Georgia—a stop ChatGPT told us we needed to make. We were skeptical. Very skeptical. But J. has…
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#122 Topless in The Villages! Road Trip Part #2 🌴
Road Trip Part #2 starts exactly how you’d expect from Beer & Bikini… with J. topless again. 😂 Hey, it’s HOT and humid in Central Florida! And what are they…
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#121 Beer, Buc-ee’s & Flora-Bama! Road Trip Part #1
Beer & Bikini is hitting the road! 🚗🍺👙 The road trip is officially underway! 🚗🍺 recapping the first leg of their adventure, they crack open Ghost in the…
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#120 RE-RELEASE: New to Desire Riviera Maya? 🔥Let's Chat!
While A. & J. are off enjoying a little vacay 🌴🍹, they are bringing back one of our most popular past episodes! “New to Desire Riviera Maya? Let’s Chat” 🔥 If…
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#119 Trippin' on Feet Pics and Cheap Run😂
A shorty episode before we hit the road! 🍺👙 This week, we’re switching things up and trading the beer for rum and vodka. He’s perfectly happy with the cheap…
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#118 Who’s Sending Her Victoria’s Secret? 👀
This week on Beer & Bikini, things get a little weird, a little sexy, and—as usual—a little inappropriate. 🍺👙 Does J. have a secret stalker sending her…
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#117 Full of Desire + OnlyFans?!💃🍺
We PIVOT like a stripper on a pole! 😂💃 When J. found out their upcoming adults-only fall getaway would be under renovation—and CLOSING the main pool while they…
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#116 Boobs are baaaack! (.)(.)🙌
Boobs are baaaack! (.)(.) And A. & J. are VERY excited about it. 😂 🤓📚In this episode, J. breaks out his favorite sexy librarian look —glasses included—and he…
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#115 Bras are Bullsh*t! 😉
This week on Beer & Bikini, it's all about 2 cans for her cans! 😏 A. puts J.'s taste buds to the test with two big, bold Texas imperial stout craft beers: 🍺…
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#114 Shake It Like It's Hot: San Antonio After Dark🎶
They hit the road once again for another unforgettable getaway to the San Antonio River Walk, and let's just say... this trip brought even more laughs…
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#113 Threesomes Taste Better 😉
It's a beer trifecta... or should we say a ménage à trois? 😏 A. & J. crack open three of the oldest beers brewed in the U.S. for a blind taste test. Can they…
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#112 RUSH Concert, 29° Beers & Low-Cut Tops 🎸 🍺
🍺🎸 A. & J. RUSHED to see RUSH! YEP… THE famous band RUSH on their “Fifty Something” Tour! 🤘🎶 When the third stop on the tour landed not too far from home, A. &…
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#111 Guilty Pleasures🔥Happy Endings?
🎙️🍺 This week on Beer & Bikini... 🍻 He kicks things off with a conversation about guilty pleasures... think massage tables... and happy endings? 😏 🥤 But first…
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#110 Pick it and Stick It 🔥🌶️
🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company, cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice…
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#109 Oh Yeah..Bring On The Beaver!🍺
🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆 This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver…
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#108 The Motor Boatin' Captain (.)(.)
After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply…
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#107 Beer, Flights & Mile High Club?
On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable…
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#106 Vegas, Beers & Bad Decisions — Part 2 🎰🔥
J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas. The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they…
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#105 Vegas As F*ck Baby!🔥
Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co.—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at…
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#104 🌶️ He Wants to Put Hot Tamales Where?!
A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental…
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#103 Desire, DMs & Digital Mischief 💋🤖
A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being…
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#102 😈 Grok After Dark + Delish IPA Taste Test
Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out. In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s…
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#101 Arse Over Tit and 69 - What the ?? 🍺
Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️ We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’…
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🔥Cheers to 100 Episodes of Brews, Bikinis & Boobs!
🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏 The beer we…
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#99 Thong bikini, cold beer and a "Twaffle" in Cancun🍑🍻🌴
… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂 Well… it kind of is. In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults…
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#98 Desire Riviera Maya - Our Return!! Part 2
We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting…
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#97 Desire Riviera Maya - Our Return!! Part 1
We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera…
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#96🍺 54% Sober? Not on Our Watch
A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer…
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#95 Stilettos, Sweaters & Suspicious Men
At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed……
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#94 Pink Tacos & Frozen Assets
What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation? We’re not saying. You’ll just have…
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#93 When Pizza Meets Boobs
Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer…
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#92 Pull the Rope, Drop the Beer 🍻
This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all the…
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#91 New Year’s Eve with Beer & Bikini🍻
Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little…
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#90 Drunk on Holiday Cheer & 120 Minute IPA
Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE…
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#89 Adults-Only Drunken Waterslides in Mexico
Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night?…
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#88 - San Antonio: Tequila, Karaoke & Nips 🎉
This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere…
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Our Wild Time at the RIU Pool Party 🎉🌴
Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but…
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Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃
It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all…
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Desire Resorts Book & New Tattoo! 🎉 2-YEAR PODCAST-IVERSARY!
We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every…
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💋 WTF at Breathless Riviera Maya
🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it…
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Her Boo-ze French Maid Outfit🎃
It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a…
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Beers, Bikinis & Nipply Shirts 🌴🍻👙
🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we…
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This One Might Make You Blush🍑
Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn…
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We aren’t talking boobs today… or are we? 👀🍒
She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why!…
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From Camel Toe to Daisy Duke 💋
Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a…
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Whiskey & a Shirt Too Hot to Handle 🥃😉
Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and…
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🎙️🍬 Sticky, Sweet, and Slightly Inappropriate
This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled…
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🍒 Tiny Bikinis, Big Stouts
In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on…
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🎉75th CELEBRATION of Beers, Bikinis, Big Boobs & Debauchery 🍻👙🔥
🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you…
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New to Desire Riviera Maya? 🔥Let's Chat!
🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya—and trust us, people are very curious. 😏 Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with…
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Texas Boobs Y'all💙
Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter from Texas Beer Company—and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual…
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Fore-Play in Florida 😏
We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known as The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups. 🏊♂️ 100+ pools 🍸 Bars & restaurants 🎶…
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"Just the tip" she said 😜🔥
This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer 🥒🍻 —live on the mic. the cracked open a cold "Best…