#96🍺 54% Sober? Not on Our Watch
A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.
Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low.
Cue dramatic violin music.
Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely guarantee A. has a headache tomorrow.
But don’t worry — A. & J. are not part of that 54%.
No Dry January.
No…
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