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Great British Baking You Off to SleepStan Loves Running | Stan Chronicles 10 | Nuns in Space S2 E10 (from the Vault #708)
Exercise leads to a cloudy understanding that drifts away. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1489 - The Worst Witch | Tale of the Tape
My cauldron bubbleth over with gratitude for Tim Curry and the wonders of VHS recordings. This episode was recorded before Mr. Curry took the journey over the…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1488 - 1970s Catalogs for the Autumnal Season
While Scooter seeks counsel from the high elf Orlon and the wizard Arnel, we’ll page through some catalogs and wonder at the marvels of double-knit polyester…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepEverything is Bonzer! | The Good Place to Sleep S3 E1/2 (from the Vault #707)
I’ll be the door person who welcomes you to dreamland. Take a sleepy trip down under as we catch up with old friends and meet some new ones. This is a special…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1487 - Great Gourdcast | Trending Tuesday
Welcome to KGORD Radio, where Scooter puts the bored in gourd and host Lionel Cusack finally defines the Zucchini Range. Heads up, I do mention candy in this…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1486 - Reactor of Love | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 9
The instruction manual for a boring bedtime story is far longer than the tales Scooter will spin tonight. So settle in and let my inner ocean-themed sound…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepLittle Bits | Stan Chronicles 9 | Nuns in Space S2 E9 (from the Vault #704)
Sleep with a journey into Stan’s subconscious and Spudgie the space whale. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1485 - Dessert Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E4
Let’s give cheers for tiers while I say, “Oh, deer,” and the bakers swaddle us in aqua faba dreamscapes. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep…
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1484 - Sundries Supervisor Storytime | Checking Into Boredom Ep 7 Finale
Gestures in the mirror are merely ways to say goodnight, and a path to Córdoba is really just a way to get to dreamland. The show really needs your help right…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepLooking Back at Episodes 600-700 | Milestone (from the Vault #703)
A sleepy stroll down mismemory lane. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a…
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1483 - Traveling Shawls | Pickwick 3 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
A case of mistaken coat identity will have old Rip Van dressed and ready to dance. Choose your leg warmer wisely. This is a reading / adaptation of The…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1482 - 13 Years of Sleep With Me | Making of an Episode
A peek behind the scenes will turn into a stroll down memory lane will meander into a mini-tale of the tape. A fitting way to celebrate 13 years of making…
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Sleep With Whispers | Crossover (from the Vault #706)
A sleepy tribute to the Sleep Whispers podcast and my buddy Harris. This episode is sans-whispers. Check out “Sleep Whispers” podcasts wherever you listen to…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1481 - Woodpecker 1 Cleared to Geocache | Walk With Me
Woodpecker 1, you are clear for landing. And Scooter, you are clear to wander the woods in search of geocaches. No guarantees of success, but at least it will…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1480 - Case of Too Many Giggles | Lady Marple Mystery
Settle in as we float upstream with some ceramic salmon friends and Lady Marple guides us off to dreamland by embracing awe. Permission to bore, granted. The…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepThe First Duty | Snore Trek TNG S5 E19 (from the Vault #705)
Will’s got himself in a pickle that only Papa Picard can placate. Heads up, I mention Hagrid and that famous wizard school a few times in this episode. This is…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1479 - Bread Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E3
Oh golly gosh, it’s time to faff around with my favorite bakers while I reminisce on dimples and thinly sliced swiss. The show really needs your help right…
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1478 - Matriarch of Space Interludes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 8
The march of tales will be slow and steady and stringed as Scooter channels his inner Mother Snooze and clouds reach across space to give you a hug if you’d…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepProcessing Boredom | Stan Chronicles 8 | Nuns in Space S2 E8 (from the Vault #701)
Stan takes the mic to talk boredom and changes, soon you'll be processing zzzzzs. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and…
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1477 - Velvet and Day Glow Dancing | Checking Into Boredom Ep 6
Misty and mesmerizing will this bedtime story be. Or it might just be about Scooter following the touch of velvet and getting really into moving rocks around…
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1476 - Hollywood Neon and LA Palms | Scoots on a Balcony
Relax on a balcony with Scoots as the sights and sounds of Los Angeles lull you off to dreamland. It’s Zero Sugar Root Beer O’Clock somewhere. This episode was…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepBrothers | Snore Trek TNG S4 E3 (from the Vault #702)
Always wanted some more Data? Like an emo chip off the old block, Lore will handle it for you. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been…
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1475 - Gratuitous Yawns | Pickwick 2 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Not even Doc Slammer, himself, could keep you from finding dreamland with the help of TT and a kind stranger. This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1474 - Audio Dusk | All Intros 996 - 999 for Labor Day
My cup spilleth over with intros and the finer notes on duvet etiquette, but don’t worry because Scoots will be here through the night for the first, second…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepCelebrated via a Retrospective of Episodes 500-599 (from the Vault #700)
A look back at the tracks this train has covered over the past few years. Thanks for listening. Love songs for metaphors or power ballads? Calling Christopher…
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1473 - Prague Professional Bedtime Storytellers | Bored Game Unboxing
Hard lakes make interesting fish and unboxing a board game about bedtime storytellers makes for a sleepy wish that will take you off to a dreamland kind of…
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1472 - Spring Awakening Butterfly
This time around, nature talks back in song as Bernie the Butterfly returns to talk about the chrysalis journeys of us all. Heads up, this episode discusses…
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Let One Person Know About the Show!
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepMy Pillows Are Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay | Tingler Crossover (from the Vault #698)
Set sail for something as soothing as a tall glass of chocolate milk. A sleepy remix reading of a story by Dr. Chuck Tingle "Puffed in My Pillows by the Living…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1471 - Biscuit Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E2
The path to dreamland will be laced with jam as our bakers make biscuits that are anything but dodgy. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep…
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1470 - Great Frolics | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 7
I’ll hum and blip a bedtime story about granny muffins, floating marshmallows, and 100 seasons with Mr. Probst. These stories have been sleepified, but they do…
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This is for you if you have been listening LONGER than a YEAR
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the…
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Cloudy Hide and Seek | Stan Chronicles 7 | Nuns in Space S2 E7 (from the Vault #696)
After smelling baked goods, Scooter and Stan search for a cloud puppy. You'll drift off like a vapor. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been…
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1469 - Hilton Buena Vista Palace | Scoots on a Balcony
I’ll do some binoculing and tree-spotting as I take in the view of a bucket list balcony. But mostly, I’ll be here to keep you company as we find the path to…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1468 - Fletch Factor Boredown | Trending Tuesday
Waka waka waka, let’s you and me talk-a you off to dreamland as the light of the moon floats onto this boredown in a quarry. The show really needs your help…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepAllegiance | Star Trek TNG S3 E18 (from the Vault #697)
Dine by candlelight, tonight with Jean Luc. You'll be confused, but you can rest as he is working out all the puzzles. This is a special release from the SWM…
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1467 - Meandering Barefoot Path | Checking Into Boredom Ep 5
Scooter’s story will meander like an actual path through the trees while we follow the tactile touch of red clay off to dreamland. The show really needs your…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1466 - T2: Last Playground | Novelizers Crossover
You can’t smell a flower and blow a whistle at the same time, but you can listen to a sleepy novelization about our old friends John and Mer Nator. Let the muh…
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If You Have Been Listening Longer Than a Year Please Listen to This
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepFun Food, Fun Houses at The Great New York State Fair, Part 2 | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #695)
Sleep will be the attraction as I take a look at all the fun and food around the fair. Since I can’t make it this year, my lulling imagination will have to…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1465 - Cake Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E1
Our return to the tent will defy gravity as we roll of to dreamland on a river of raspberry ripple. Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepTroi’s in Charge | Snore Trek TNG S5 E5 (from the Vault #694)
You’ll be sleeping like Brother John by the end of this episode, where Counselor Troi takes command and Picard hangs with the winners of the science fair. This…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepAs Fair as a State Fair, The Great New York State Fair, Part 1 (from the Vault #692)
Some musings about butter sculptures, history and a roller coaster called love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and…
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1464 - Diaphanous Dandelions | Pickwick 1 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Join Scoots as he reads a new old novel and tries to wrap his head around what it means to say a word in the Pickwickian sense. This is a reading / adaptation…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1463 - Summertime Fearless Flyer Holidays 2025
A tantalizingly tender path to dreamland lies in the alliterative pages of a Fearless Flyer from last year’s cozy season. Who’re you calling an oblong loaf?…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepCommander’s Craft Fair | Stan Chronicles 6 | Nuns in Space S2 E6 (from the Vault #693)
Stan is a rock solid best friend. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new…
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1462 - Maple's Grits for Dolly | Checking Into Boredom Ep 4
Tangerine Tangent will take you off to dreamland faster than I can say mixelplix grits. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1461 - Orlando Convention Center | Walk With Me
I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland. This episode was recorded and…
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Michael's Gambit | Good Place to Sleep Ep 13 (from the Vault #691)
Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight. This episode is a sleepy recap of…
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1460 - Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told
A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark…
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1459 - Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6
Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep. These stories have been sleepified, but they do…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepPromfree | Stan Chronicles 5 | Nuns in Space S2 E5 (from the Vault #690)
Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy. This is a special…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1458 - Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 - 995
Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1457 - Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 - 991 for 4th of July
This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepThe Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 11 & 12 (from the Vault #687)
Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My…
Great British Baking You Off to SleepMars, Moranis & Curry Seltzer | Pitching Roman | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #689)
Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories…
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1456 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 2 | Brick Builder
Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s…
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Letter to a Younger Soda Machine Self | Stan Chronicles Ep 4 | Nuns in Space S2 E4 (from the Vault #686)
We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams…
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1455 - Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3
The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay. The show really needs your help right…
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1454 - Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing
Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game. The show…