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- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
Mothership Connection with Carole King (from the Vault #688)
Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it…
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1453 - Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday
Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff. The show really needs your help right…
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1452 - Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20
Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for…
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Smelling Space | Stan Chronicles 3 | Nuns in Space S2 E3 (from the Vault #683)
Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs! Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the…
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1451 - Frank 14 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been…
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1450 - Drury Plaza Hotel Orlando | Ray on a Balcony
A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows. This…
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Cloud Tower (from the Vault #685)
Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
1449 - Mechanical Music Man | Checking Into Boredom Ep 2
Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while…
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1448 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 1 | Brick Builder
Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte. Be…
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The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 9 & 10 (from the Vault #684)
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9…
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1447 - Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three…
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1446 - Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic…
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The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 7 & 8 (from the Vault #680)
Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do! This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most…
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1445 - Banana Butter | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 5
Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like…
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1444 - Leaf Peep Creek | Walk With Me
We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper. This episode…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
Totes Bernie the Butterfly | Nature Talks Back (from the Vault #681)
Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and…
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1443 - Frank 13 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Vic prepares to receive his award for Most Resilient Person Ever but first has to take one more trip. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been…
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1442 - Forager | Checking Into Boredom Ep 1
It’s time to check in to a new series that will be very sleepy and very modular as the borer-in-residence tries to get to the bottom of the very serious…
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The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 5 & 6 (from the Vault #677)
Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart. Heads up, this episode includes mentions of…
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1441 - Scone Secret Club Forever | Snore Trek Deep Space Nine S6 E18
I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of how Starfleet…
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1440 - Windy's Diner | May the Fourth Be With You
Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up…
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Artist’s Journey | Stan Chronicles 2 | Nuns in Space 2 (from the Vault #679)
Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s…
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1439 - Nap Divine | Crossover
Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds. Be sure to listen to Matt Hoffman’s new…
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1438 - La Cava | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 4
Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness. These stories are from the collection Nothing…
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Tahani and Jason | The Good Place to Sleep S1 E3&4 (from the Vault #674)
Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place. Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but feel free…
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1437 - Doggy Bag Boundary | A Succesion of Restful Developments Ep 4
And the award for most dreamy, meandering recap goes to tonight’s episode about tall bushes, chronological limbo, and thousands of hundreds of boats. This…
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1436 - Making of Get Besos in the Sky PI
Cozy up with the fuzzy bud of your choice as I go behind the scenes on this mashup series and try to identify the fulcrum point of creative constraint. Heads…
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The Lemonade Experience (from the Vault #678)
A perfect view, with the perfect drink, made for relaxing whether it is country time or bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been…
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1435 - Fanthropology | Trending Tuesday
Your favorite sentient lump of lentils is here to teach us about the palaces within us and the journeys of friendship you can find along one famous creek. This…
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1434 - Salt Bloom | Crossover
We’ll bob along in a buoyant, saline slumber as Scooter tells us about a brave little captain and its search for friends. Enjoy this crossover tribute to Salt…
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The Stan Chronicles Ep 1 | Nuns in Space S2 E1 (from the Vault #676)
Where better to be waiting than in a cloud with your best friend. The best way out? Encouragement of his artistic side. This is a special release from the SWM…
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1433 - Grapes of Khan Part 2 | Snore Trek
Our sensors indicate that we’ve got some fairly dated references incoming. Fortunately, the friendship of Kirk and Spock is enough to keep us warm and safe on…
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1432 - Frank 12 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Let the sounds of plopping leaves carry you off to dreamland as Vic comes home and learns about joy tiredness. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has…
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Ray’s Pirates of the Caribbean (from the Vault #675)
A slow meandering boat ride with a moment-by-moment, meandering analysis of two theme park attractions with the same name by a man who loves both. This is a…
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1431 - Sibley / Huckleberry Preserve | Walk With Me
My mind will wander and loop like the trails of Sibley Preserve as a path of firs and shrubs guide you off to dreamland. This episode was recorded on location…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
1430 - Parade of Charades | Trending Tuesday
Settle into a perfectly tempered pocket of your own design as I tell a tale never told about six weeks in September, the middle of the Earth, and a lot of…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
The Good Place to Sleep | S1 E1&2 (from the Vault #670)
Tonight's sleep will be as heavenly as sweet swirls of fro-yo, flavored with with box-tie dreams. Heads up, this episode contains repeated mentions of…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
1429 - Nanofeather Baseball | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 3
I’m gettin’ all interludey with it as I reinterpret some readings and do my best to describe nanofeathers. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works…
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1428 - Countdown in the Sky | Get Besos in the Sky PI 19
We’ll press pause on our tale for now as I do my best impression of the weather. All will be well, according to Richie and James and Simon and G and DK. Heads…
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Skywriter | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #668)
Painting with clouds is never easy, so its the perfect time for Scooter to get on the CB and get to the bottom of why the sky is not full of more writing. This…
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1427 - Leafing Through Guides | New York State
It turns out there’s not a lot I know about the state that I call home, but I do know that reading travel guides is one boring path to dreamland. The show…
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1426 - Cousin Cornball | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 3
My Foibles Flyer is carrying its fair share of tangents as I talk about dreams of bells and bikes and cornball machines. This episode (kind of) recaps S1 E3…
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Girl from the Themepark Series Review (from the Vault #673)
Where do the bedtime stories that put you to sleep come from and how are they formed? Fall asleep as I answer those questions with a look back on our most…
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1425 - Epic Universe | Scoots with a View
I’ll lead you through the portal to dreamland as I try to figure out when a kiosk isn’t a structure and when a building is really a dome. This episode was…
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1424 - Ms. Shipton’s Travelling Tea Shop | Crossover
A keeper of the cauldron will concoct the perfect bedtime brew while I see how many ways I can meow. Enjoy this crossover tribute to “Ms. Shipton’s Traveling…
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Caretaker’s Carousel | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #669)
Let this last episode go around and around like a carousel that progresses through your dreams and into hers. This is a special release from the SWM Vault…
Great British Baking You Off to Sleep1423 - Grapes of Khan Part 1 | Snore Trek
I’m just an illogical asset with a mouthful of grapes, but all will be well as Kirk and Spock reverse the polarity of jelly to boringly go where no movie recap…
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1422 - Ray Recaps the Great New York State Fair
Scooter’s neighbor Ray is here to tell you all about the llama costume contest, microscopic balloons, and the backside of the butter sculpture. The show really…
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Parting of the Ways | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (from the Vault #667)
Time to say goodnight and goodbye, let the heart of the Tardis warm you as you rest. No worries, new friends await. This is a special release from the SWM…
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1421 - Pixelated Pixel | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 2
Follow the second star to the right and straight on until boring while I read a sleepy story where all will be well. These stories are from the collection…
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1420 - Trevi Steps to Toons | Get Besos in the Sky PI 18
Old Nodderingham and Fuddy Fudrucker will meander on the radio in the Towns on the series of the podcast that puts you to sleep. Our PI’s got some thoughts on…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
Friends of Mario and Sonic | Trending Tuesday from the Vault #665
Don’t worry about hanging on or racing carts, if sleeping were an olympic event you would get a gold medal. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s…
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1419 - Dreaming of Roys | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 2
There’s a lot of discussion of hose positions as Michael B tells a chill version of me about the Tom Wambsgans of his dreams while Greg and Buster offer up a…
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1418 - Kiss Your Biceps Bot | All Intros 978 - 982 for Presidents' Day
This episode will be as calming as combing a doll’s hair and as welcoming as a pool of tepid water. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
Jungle River Journey | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #666)
A sustaining journey goes around and around, meandering like a canoe ride. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited…
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1417 - Sea Noodle
You’ll bob and float off to dreamland like a pool noodle in the sea, or I guess you could call it a sea noodle. Either way we’ll be noodling on some tangents…
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1416 - Frank 11 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Have a slice of key limestone pie as Vic talks about how no one gets him, man. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as…
- Great British Baking You Off to Sleep
Bad Wolf | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who (from the Vault #664)
Game shows float in space while reality is on hold. The Doctor, Jack and Rose will play across your dreams. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s…
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1415 - Data’s Mom | Snore Trek TNG S7 E10
Data meets a friend while I have several unsuccessful hunches about how this episode will play out. Either way, you’ll be floating off to dreamland on the…
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1414 - Bore Bunny Method | Bore to Win
There won’t be a green jean to be found as Brad Braderson outlines the latest developments in strategic uses of boredom and I put the fuddy in bunny. The show…