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Never Show the Monster
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us
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Never Show the Monster98. May 2026 - Hokum: We Barely Know 'Em
This week we're discussing May 2026's HOKUM, starring our beloved Adam Scott. Would you accept moonshine from a stranger in the woods? Would you break into a…
Never Show the Monster97. May 2026 - Backrooms: It's Not the Frontrooms
The gals are back to continue their series on May 2026 horror with BACKROOMS (2026)! We're wondering whether it's horror, whether it's scary, and whether it's…
Never Show the Monster96. May 2026 - Obsession: Funny, Sad, Scary
We're back with a new theme, May 2026, since there were sooo many horror movies that month. This ep covers 2026's OBSESSION, what we're currently obsessed with…
Never Show the Monster95. Fear the Silence - Monolith: Better Out Than In
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss 2022's Australian sci-fi horror, MONOLITH, a film about accountability and puking up bricks Follow us on Bluesky…
Never Show the Monster94. Fear the Silence - Berberian Sound Studio: Horse Vortex
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss Berberian Sound Studio, a film they didn't like until, slowly, they did! Follow us on Bluesky…
Never Show the Monster93. Fear the Silence - Session 9: Possession Or Nah?
Kelly and Chelsea discuss the horror film Session 9 Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram…
Never Show the Monster92. Fear the Silence - Undertone: Sisterhood of the Traveling Demons
Kelly and Chelsea are back to discuss Undertone (2026), allegedly the scarriest movie you'll ever hear. Follow us on Bluesky…
Never Show the Monster91. The Bride!: It Is And It Isn't
Kelly and Chelsea are back to talk The Bride! and also, unfortunately, Psycho Killer. Join us in two weeks to discuss Undertone! Follow us on Bluesky…
Never Show the Monster90. 28 Days Later: The Cinematic Universe
Kelly and Chelsea are BACK, for real this time (we think), to talk about 28 DAYS LATER (2002), 28 WEEKS LATER (2007), 28 YEARS LATER (2025), and 28 YEARS…
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89. 2025 - Weapons: Brolin'ed Again
Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a…
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88. Horror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My Door
Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking. We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw…
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87. Horror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky Hilarious
Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it. Follow us on Bluesky…
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86. Horror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?
Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to…
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85. Horror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My Boy
Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got…
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84. Horror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The Substance
Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be…
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83. Horror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot Weirdo
Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated…
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82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder Movie
Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement…
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81. Horror of 2024 - A Quiet Place Day One: We Deserve It
Ssssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching A QUIET PLACE DAY ONE (2024) and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of…
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80. Horror of 2024 - Arcadian: Tonal Whiplash
Helllllloooooo today we're discussing ARCADIAN (2024), shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy. Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian…
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79. Horror of 2024 - The Watchers: Almost Doesn't Count
Hi!!!! Today we're discussing The Watchers (2024), fairy smut, and Rupert Grint. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social…
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78. Horror of 2024 - The Strangers Chapter 1: Lock Your Doors
Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. Ok, now that you're…
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77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls…
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76. Horror of 2024 - Abigail: Astral Possession
Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is…
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75. Horror of 2024 - Late Night With the Devil; or: Always Show the Monster
We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run…
Never Show the Monster74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal…
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73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some…
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72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies…
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71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017)…
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70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on…
Never Show the Monster69. [StS] MIB, UAPs, and Talk to Me, or: Kay and Jay's High School Reunion
Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror…
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68. Possessed by Aliens - Ghosts of Mars, or: Listing Every Movie Ever Made
This week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether…
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67. Possessed by Aliens - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or: Smash My Face
This week we're continuing our series of alien possession with INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) and also INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) and also…
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66. Possessed by Aliens - The Thing, or: Women Can Be Monsters Too
Hello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's THE THING (1982), and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie…
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65. Possessed by Aliens - The Faculty, or: Playing by Slug Rules
This week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with THE FACULTY…
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64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and…
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63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002), an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that…
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62. Cryptids - Abominable, or: Not a Dermal Ridge in Sight
Yooooo this week we're discussing ABOMINABLE (2006), and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on…
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61. Cryptids - Antlers, or: Dark and the Wicked Lite
We're talking ANTLERS (2021) this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking…
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60. Cryptids - Dog Soldiers, or: Dudes Rock
Friends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking DOG SOLDIERS (2002) this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it…
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59. Cryptids - Skinwalker Ranch, or: If These Giant Wolves Could Talk
We're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking SKINWALKER RANCH…
Never Show the Monster58. [StS] Scream VI, or: 6cream, or: 6poilers!!!
Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to…
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57. Kevin Bacon - They/Them, or: We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Chupacabra
This week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre…
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56. Kevin Bacon - The Darkness, or: It's Really Good to Have a TV Show
In this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE…
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55. Kevin Bacon - Stir of Echoes, or: Sometimes You Gotta Dig a Hole
Continuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999)…
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54. Kevin Bacon - You Should Have Left, or: Be Weird and Be Nice
Up next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT, a…
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53. Kevin Bacon - Flatliners or: Beautiful, Erotic, Terrifying
We're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working…
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52. Kevin Bacon - Tremors or: The Feelings of Worms
We're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990). We love our man and he…
Never Show the Monster51. [StS] How Function Do?
That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the…
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50. Dead & Breakfast Here We Go Again
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should…
Never Show the Monster49. [StS] The Menu - Honestly, We Get It
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking THE MENU (2022), and you should check it out!! It's not what you expect! But in a good way! Would yall be interested…
Never Show the Monster48. [StS] Hellraiser - Not Giving Blood to a Skeleton
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking HELLRAISER (2022), which is very gory and will also make you feel feelings. As always, you can find us on twitter…
Never Show the Monster47. [StS] Prey for the Devil - Practical FX or Bust
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022), which is fun and goofy and feminist, which you don't see a lot in exorcism movies. And make…
Never Show the Monster46. [StS] Smile - Sometimes Show the Monster
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking SMILE (2022), which they had to wrestle with a little, but ultimately really liked! And make sure to check out Church…
Never Show the Monster45. [StS] Barbarian - We Won't Let Gender Ruin This
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking BARBARIAN (2022), which they absolutely loved!!!! And! Peep our new show-within-a-show art! The wonderful Ryan Tate…
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44. Halloween TV - The Halloween Tree ft. Ryan Tate
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are joined by artist and Halloween officianado Ryan Tate to discuss THE HALLOWEEN TREE (1993)! It's a wholesome little romp…
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43. Halloween TV - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S6E7, "WHO GOT DEE PREGNANT?" I'mma be real…
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42. Halloween TV - Bob's Burgers
Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOB'S BURGERS S6E3 "THE HAUNTENING." It's very cute, and very wholesome, and I…
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41. Halloween TV - Boy Meets World
Kelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOY MEETS WORLD S5E17, "AND THEN THERE WAS SHAWN." It's not technically a…
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40. House of the Devil ft. Nate Ragolia
Kelly and Chelsea are joined by Nate Ragolia to discuss the first horror movie, THE DEVIL'S CASTLE (1896). This'll give you a taste of our brand new podcast…
Never Show the Monster39. [StS] What Even Is Horror, As a Genre
Kelly and Chelsea are shootin' the shit! We're talking about where horror has been, where it's going, and what even qualifies as horror in the first place…