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Never Show the Monster
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us
Episodes
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38. Celebrations Gone Wrong - Happy Death Day 2 U
Kelly and Chelsea are talking about Happy Death Day 2 U, a delightful follow up from earlier in the series. Of course it's a recommended watch before listen -…
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37. Celebrations Gone Wrong - Little Evil
Kelly and Chelsea are talking about LITTLE EVIL (2017), a perfectly pleasant little flick wherein Adam Scott marries Evangeline Lily only to find out her son…
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36. Celebrations Gone Wrong - 2001 Maniacs
Kelly and Chelsea are talking about 2001 MANIACS (2005), a simply wretched movie. It's a requel of TWO THOUSAND MANIACS! (1964), which was written and directed…
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35. Celebrations Gone Wrong - Happy Death Day
Kelly and Chelsea are talking about HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017), which is a gosh darn DELIGHT. Does it look bad? Yeah. But treat yourself, give her a watch. And!!!…
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34. Celebrations Gone Wrong - Ready Or Not
Kelly and Chelsea are talking about READY OR NOT (2019), which they loved and will watch again and again. This is a fun romp! Come romp with us! As always, you…
Never Show the Monster33. [StS] 5cream - Skeet's Return
In which Kelly and Chelsea discuss the remaining SCREAM movies, the impeccable film FIRED UP (2009), and the horrors of the internet. Links to stuff we talked…
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32. 1997 - Spawn ft. Ryan Tate
Kelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Ryan Tate to discuss SPAWN (1997), John Leguizamo, and holograms! There are only two good scenes in the movie…
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31. 1997 - Event Horizon ft. Nate Ragolia
Kelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Nate Regolia to discuss EVENT HORIZON, which is so fun and so scary and so nineties and you should absolutely…
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30. 1997 - Scream 2
We're discussing SCREAM 2 (1997), theatre kids, and the differences between skipping and galloping. Links to stuff we talked about in the show: Texting 911 -…
Never Show the Monster29. [StS] 1997 - Scream and Roe
We were going to discuss SCREAM 2 (1997) but then the Supreme Court sort of wrecked that. We talk about what to do now that Roe v Wade was struck down in the…
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28. 1997 - I Know What You Did Last Summer Pt. 2
Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), defeating their technical difficulties to bring you the content you…
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27. 1997 - I Know What You Did Last Summer Pt. 1
In this episode, Kelly and Chelsea start their discussion on one of the best (horror) movies from the year 1997, in the first part of this two-parter you'll…
Never Show the Monster26. [StS] My Bum is On a Mouth
Kelly and Chelsea just vibe in this one. They've been hit with a bunch of technical difficulties lately (including in this episode!!! sorry Kelly sounds like…
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25. 1997 - Mimic
Kelly and Chelsea are BACK from their week off to recover from various Cronenbergian ailments, and they discuss MIMIC (1997). As always, you can find us on…
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24. Tulpas - The Babadook
Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE BABADOOK (2014), and just you wait until you hear their impression of him, they're so good at it, you're gonna love it. As…
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23. Tulpas - The Brood
Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE BROOD (1979), milk cabinets (??), and celebrities they can't tell apart. It's mostly THE BROOD though. Also! Ryan Tate, the man…
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22. Tulpas - The Empty Man Pt2
Kelly and Chelsea continue their exploration THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to…
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21. Tulpas - The Empty Man Pt1
Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to solve the case, but…
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20. Tulpas - Slapface
Kelly and Chelsea discuss SLAPFACE (2021), a horror movie about a troubled boy who misses his mom so much he summons a witch from folktales to come be his BFF…
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19. Loss - After Midnight
Kelly and Chelsea discuss AFTER MIDNIGHT, a delightful little indie horror movie about loss, love, and a monster loose in a small town. This one's a big time…
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18. Loss - The Dark and the Wicked Pt2
Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and it continues to be rough! We have a lot of feelings and, frankly, can't figure them…
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17. Loss - The Dark and the Wicked Pt1
Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and we won't lie to you: this is a rough one. Write in with your experience of the movie if you had a happy…
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16. Loss - A Dark Song
Kelly and Chelsea discuss A DARK SONG (2016), and friends, if you want to see the depiction of ritual, this is the movie for you. We're talking sigils, we're…
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15. Loss - The Possession of Michael King
Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE POSSESSION OF MICHAEL KING (2014) and grapple with their deepest, darkest fears. Uuuuunrelated, if you or someone you know is a…
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14. Internet - Pulse ft. Nate Ragolia
Kelly and Chelsea and Nate Regolia discuss Pulse (2006)! Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books…
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13. Internet - #horror ft. Nate Ragolia
Kelly and Chelsea are once again joined by special guest Nate Regolia to discuss #horror which is technically a movie, we guess, if you're really looking for…
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12. Internet - Host ft. Nate Ragolia
Chelsea and Kelly are joined once again by guest Nate Ragolia (A Vague Idea) to discuss one of the best movies we've seen. It's no DEAD AND BREAKFAST, but it…
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11. Internet - Unfriended ft. Nate Ragolia
Chelsea and Kelly are joined by guest Nate Ragolia (A Vague Idea) to discuss the 2014 banger (?) UNFRIENDED. It's bad, but it's so much fun, and Moses Storm is…
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10. Art - Suspiria Pt 2
Chelsea and Kelly continue their discussion of the SUSPIRIAS. We're confused by a lot of things - gollum vs golem; dibby vs dickey; half the characters in the…
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9. Art - Suspiria Pt 1
Chelsea and Kelly discuss both the 1977 and the 2018 remake of SUSPIRIA. Ya'll, we loved these films, even if we don't aaaaaalways understand what was going…
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8. Art - Color Me Blood Red
Kelly and Chelsea discuss COLOR ME BLOOD RED, the 1965 splatter flick. It's on YouTube if you want to join us! I wouldn't say it's "good," but definitely take…
Never Show the Monster7. Art - Candyman Pt 2
Kelly and Chelsea continue the conversation about CANDYMAN (2021) in Pt 2. We want to know how you feel about the length of our episode, so check out the poll…
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6. Art - Candyman Pt 1
Kelly and Chelsea talk CANDYMAN (2021), maybe too much?? We really liked this movie so we split it into two episodes. There's a lot to unpack with this one…
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5. Art - Velvet Buzzsaw
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander discuss the movie VELVET BUZZSAW and like one dozen other things along the way. Come watch this Netflix original with us!…
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4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - The Postcard Killings
Kelly and Chelsea talk about THE POSTCARD KILLINGS, a movie which isn't quite horror but really wants to be. We don't know fine art, which is embarrassing, but…
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3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Dead & Breakfast
Kelly and Chelsea talk DEAD & BREAKFAST, the single greatest film to have ever been made. There's zombies, there's dead frenchmen, there's mystery and…
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2. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - The Resident
Kelly and Chelsea talk THE RESIDENT, the 2011 (????) thriller wherein Hillary Swank gets the dopest apartment in Brooklyn, but at what cost? Note: There is…
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1. The Unholy and The Possession
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander discuss The Omen (bad) and The Possession (good), both starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan (very good). Follow us on Twitter…