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Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
Two comedians, one movie, and absolutely no guarantee of a sensible conversation. Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen chat about their weeks and whatever else is going on, before diving into a different movie every episode. Hilarious takes, questionable opinions, dark humour and plenty of unexpected tangents.
With a Patreon and Discord community, listeners can get involved, help choose the films and become part of the Absolute Cuts gang.
Episodes
- Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
Absolute Cuts #31- THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (1960)
"I have been offered a lot for my work but never everything" Episode 31 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1960, gunslingin'…
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Absolute Cuts #30 - OLD SCHOOL
"You're my boy Blue" Episode 30 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003, going streaking, tranquiliser darting, earmuffing…
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Absolute Cuts #29 - ROBOCOP
"Can you fly Bobby?" Episode 29 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1987, gun twirling, toxic wasting, dollar buying classic…
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Absolute Cuts #28 - LOVE ACTUALLY (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
"I love that word, 'relationship.' Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?" Episode 28 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003…
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Absolute Cuts #27 - IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
"Attaboy Clarence" Episode 27 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1946, moon lassoing, wings achieving, Christmas classic, It's…
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Absolute Cuts #26 - DADDY’S HOME 2 (Christmas Special)
“Let the kids know that from now on, it's El Padre” Episode 25 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2017, Bono singing…
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Absolute Cuts #25 - HOME ALONE (Christmas Special)
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” Episode 25 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1990, child abandoning, burglar torturing…
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Absolute Cuts #24 - DOWN TO EARTH
“When I was a kid, we were so poor that the roaches was on welfare.” Episode 24 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001…
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Absolute Cuts #23 - THE GOONIES
“Hey, you guys” Episode 23 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 treasure hunting, truffle shuffling, adventure classic The…
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Absolute Cuts #22 - GOODFELLAS
“As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster” Episode 22 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1990 shoe shine…
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Absolute Cuts #21- WHITE CHICKS
“Your mother’s ass is so hairy…it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, “Only in America!” Episode 21 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and…
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Absolute Cuts #20 - HEREDITARY (Halloween Special)
"Hail Paimon" Episode 20 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2018 grief stricken head spinner, Hereditary, in the second of the…
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Absolute Cuts #19 - The Omen (Halloween Special)
"It's all for you" Episode 19 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1976 demonic child horror classic, The Omen, in the first of…
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Absolute Cuts #18 - PS I LOVE YOU
"I can't believe I married a leprechaun" Episode 18 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007 mentally manipulative rom com PS I…
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Absolute Cuts #17 -KNOCKED UP
"Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy" Episode 17 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007…
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Absolute Cuts #16 - BATTLE ROYALE
"ヒロキさん、本当にかっこいいですね" Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 classroom beat em up film Battle Royale. Mark and Ryan…
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Absolute Cuts #15 - FLIGHT
"I'm drunk right now" Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2012 piss head redemption film Flight. Mark and Ryan talk…
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Absolute Cuts #14 - FINAL DESTINATION
"Carter, you dick" Episode 14 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 inventive teen death, supernatural film Final…
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Absolute Cuts #13 - LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS
"Can everyone please stop getting shot?" Episode 13 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 cockney gangster classic Lock…
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Absolute Cuts #12 - THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
"Bag of sand?" Episode 12 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 deflowering comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin. Mark and Ryan…
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Absolute Cuts #11 - KELLY’S HEROES
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves" Episode 11 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1970 World War 2 heist…
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Absolute Cuts #10 - ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (2005)
"Happy New Year, Sarge" Episode 10 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 siege remake, Assault On Precinct 13. Mark and Ryan…
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Absolute Cuts #9- BEETLEJUICE
"It's Showtime" Episode 9 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 horror comedy classic, Beetlejuice. Mark and Ryan talk about…
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Absolute Cuts #8 - THE ROCK
"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom Queen" Episode 8 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss…
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Absolute Cuts #7 - THE STING
"No sense being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen" Episode 7 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1973 conman caper…
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Absolute Cuts #6 - THE CORE
"My handle's Rat. Call me Rat" Episode 6 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003 science ignoring disaster film The Core. Mark…
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Absolute Cuts #5 - ROAD TRIP
"Did you kill a cheetah?" Episode 5 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 cross country sex comedy, Road Trip. Mark and Ryan…
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Absolute Cuts #4 - FACE/OFF
"Papa's got a brand new bag" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 gold twin revolvered action film, Face/Off…
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Absolute Cuts #3 - THE BREAKFAST CLUB
"Answer the question Claire" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 quintessential teen movie, The Breakfast Club…
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Absolute Cuts #2 - INDEPENDENCE DAY
"Now that's what I call a close encounter" Episode 2 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 sci-fi action classic…
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Absolute Cuts #1 - BLADE
"Some motherf****** are always trying to ice-skate uphill" Episode 1 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 vampire classic…