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Five Takes On The Five Stripes
An ATLUTD FANTV pod discussing 5 aspects of each Atlanta United Match
Episodes
- Five Takes On The Five Stripes
The one where we win and now the rebuild can begin....again?
On this episode Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about going out on a high note? We guess? 🙄 Good football vs bad team 😡 Why can't we play this way all the time 🍦…
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The one where our season is done
On this episode Jennifer and Amy talk about another year of not making the playoffs when NINE OUT OF FIFTEEN TEAMS DO!!! 🏀 The Dream is still alive 🗳️ Go Vote…
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The one where some moments were good, we're still gonna hold the spoon made of wood
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about good moments and bad years 🥴 Good moments bad years 😵💫 Nobody is on the same page 🤷♂️ Breel was…
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The one where Messi scored a brace and this club is a disgrace
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how Messi embarrassed this club at home. 🥴 The Messi Chants 🛑 Don't blame the supporters 🤷♂️ Even…
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The one where we might have some hope if we just keep playing a bunch of dopes
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about how we've managed to win 6 games on the road and sweep Canada. 🥴 These are not the moments we live for 🏀…
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The one where we still can't gel and we're all just waiting for the NWSL
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how this club has made ZERO progress again, and where we go from here. 🥴 Should Tata stay or go? 😕 Is a…
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The one where the new crest is pretty and we turned out the city
On this special episode Amy and Jennifer chat about Atlanta's new NWSL team Atlanta City and the amazing but also problematic brand launch party. 🩻Thank you…
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The one where we got another draw but at least it's the start of Fall
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Inconsistent officiating 🥴 What is depth and do we have it? 🤔 Breel does more than ELL…
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The one where the team looked complete and we kept a clean sheet
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score ⚾️ Braves win the Division! 🤔 Is this…
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The one where we drew with DC but that's something we always see
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about a shock 5th draw with DC United 🙄 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score 🤷♂️ Is it internal or…
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The one where the game had a delay but Breel still threw down the A
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 💪Scored and went 90 🤷♂️ Why are we Miami's bogey team? 🤫 Alexey the quiet stat builder 🐉 Con &…
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The one where we were getting in the mix, then we didn't start a 6.
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 🤯 Why didn't we start Gil? 🤷♂️ Caught between to approaches 🥴 Kids everywhere except goal 🐉…
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The one where we looked for real, even before we started Breel.
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 🤯 First time in 5 years... 🥅 Goals from everyone 🇳🇴 Haaland cut his hair 🐉 Dragon Con watch…
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The one where there wasn't an orange ball, but that didn't matter at all
On this episode, Glenn, Amy & Jennifer & talk about.....another win! 😃3's a streak...it has happened before 🤞Muyumbinz 👦 El Nino 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank…
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The one where is that hope we're starting to feel? Even before we sign Breel?
On this episode, Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about.....a win. No really, we won a game! 😃Miggy is producing 🤞Embolo should be a good signing 🤔 The case for…
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Playbook #24 - A Two Goal Comeback, Transfer Rumors, And A Wild 24 Hours - Breaking It All Down With 5Takes
Glenn and Amy make an appearance on the FanTV Playbook show hosted by NIck! Playbook #24 - A Two Goal Comeback, Transfer Rumors, And A Wild 24 Hours - Breaking…
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World Cup Top 5
On this 5 Aside episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about our top 5 things from this magical World Cup. 🏴Tarten Army 🎉Watch Parties 🇳🇴Ro 🇧🇷 Carlo's…
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The one where we played different and it made no difference
On this episode, after over a moth away from league play Glenn, & Amy talk about what we typically talk about, an Atlanta United loss 💩Food recalls 😃Be happy…
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The one where why not us, was a total bust
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy discuss the USMNT's disastrous crash out of the World Cup. Warning, there will be adult language. 🤪 🥺What went…
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Five Takes Femenil- DecaturFC vs Nashville Rhythm
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Amy and Glenn talk about a great 1-0 win for Decatur FC against a very good Nashville Rhythm side. 🧤 Nikki standing on…
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Five Takes Femenil- Decatur FC vs UFA Gunners
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Cat, Amy and Glenn talk about a rare non win for Decatur FC. They played to a hard fought 2-2 draw with UFA Gunners. 💪…
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The one where we played the Crew and the best we could is lose by two
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 2-0 loss to columbus. 🧸 Toy Story 5 🤯 17% of the ball and conceded on a counter 😡👑 Could it & should it happen? 🫵…
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The one where we were chasing a cup, but then we forgot to show up
On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about one of, if not the most, embarrassing loss in in club history. 👽 Star Wars is back 🤬 You can lose, but not like that 🤞…
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Five Takes Femenil: General Manager Joel Gould from Decatur FC
🙋♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! On this episode Jennifer, Cat, Amy & Glenn talk about the start of Decatur FC's 3rd season. Amy and Glenn talk with Joel Gould…
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The one where Orlando though it was their day, until Jay had something to say.
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 1-1 draw with Orlando. 🏆 Building momentum towards the Open Cup 👦 Is jay rejuvenating this team? 🙄 We need a…
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Five Takes Femenil: Steel Magnolias SG
🙋♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! 🎉And what a time to be back, with growth of the women's game accelerating, 🙌 Atlanta's NWSL team set to begin play in 2028…
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The one where 4 wins was on deck, then there was Gabriel Peck
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a weird loss at home 🪦Goodbye to a pair of legends 🤷♂️ Is VAR ruining the experience? 😈 Can we do the double…
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The one where we thought two wins was a mirage then we had a Sabatage
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙♂️Neither can live while the other survives still applies 📺 Ted Lasso! 🎵 Hercules…
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The one where we were feeling some anger, then Alexey hit a banger
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙♂️Neither can live while the other survives 🤣Wins feel weird 🎵 Learning to fly 🫵…
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The one where we took the lead, but we always concede
On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about.....you'll never guess it....a loss! 🙄 🎂Birthdays 🎭Romeo & Juliet 🎵 It's a mad world 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you…
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The one where we brought in TI but were still not easy on the eye
On this episode Glenn, Cat Jennifer & Amy talk about the stuff of nightmares. 🍾Arsenal 🤷♂️Tata is surprised. Are we? 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and…
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The one where we went to Tennessee and scored with Toagshi
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win! Fancy that?! 🤼Wrestlemania! 🤷♂️More desire 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🙌 Decatur FC…
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The one where we continue to falter, this against Gregg Berhalter
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a loss to Greggggg and the Chicago Fire. 🌔To the moon! 🤷♂️At least we have the Braves & Hawks 🙄Same quotes…
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The one where Tata saw red and the team looked dead
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy have a lot of fun despite the team not being any fun to watch. 😫 Building culture vs managing assets 👺 Darth Maul is…
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5 Aside Ep.19 USMNTvsBelgium
On this 5 Aside episode Glenn & Amy talk about the 5-2 defeat the USMNT suffered against Belgium and the surprising amount of positive things we are taking…
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The one where we played a mid-block we just couldn't unlock
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a 0-0 draw. 🇺🇸 USMNT back in the A 🌸 Steel Magnolias 🤷♂️ Still no identity 🙏 Thank you to our new listeners!…
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The one where Latte did the most and Hoyos was saved by the post
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win! 🛸 Firefly is back! ⚽️ Steel Magnolias supporters group 🙌 Tata's picks are hitting, minus Hoyos 🏆…
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The one where we seemed eager but got beat by a teenager
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about the worst start in club history that comes off the back of the worst season in club history. Good times!…
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The one where we went to San Jose and played the same old way
On this episode Glenn, Cat, and Amy discuss the match in San Jose, and how it's the same old thing. 🏒NHL back in ATL? 🤷♂️New midfielder...so what? 🎵Match day…
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The one where Tata is making the calls but it still feels like Deila ball
We're back! Season 7 of the show!!! On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy discuss the match in Cincy, and really how not much has changed. 🥇Gen Y…
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5Aside-2-15-26 Episode 18
Welcome in and welcome back to this week's 5Aside! The show where we discuss 5 things aside from the most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode Glenn, Cat…
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3
Part 3 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Join the…
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 2
Part 2 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3 will drop Tuesday 12/16 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your…
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 1
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer, Amy & Nick from ATLUTD FanTV dive into the history of every single player who has ever been at the club. We review their…
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The one where we're gonna have to wait and see was we go back to Nostlagia FC
On this episode Glenn, Cat and Amy talk about the return of Tata Martino and getting the rest of the band back together 😆 🦸🏼♂️Tata is back 😡Could it happen?…
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The one where we didn't lose, but we still had to say goodbye to Guz :(
On this episode CAT IS BACK!!! She joins Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer as we wrap up the most disappointing and perplexing season in club history. ⚾️Shohei is an…
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The one where Miami scored 4 and who knows what the future has in store
On this episode Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer talk about the 4-0 loss to Miami and the battle for the wooden spoon. 🖐️Our takes (even though we didn't have any) 🥄Does…
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The one where we played LA & Son and at least they only scored one!
On this episode Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer talk about the 1-0 loss to a very good LAFC and what our expectations for next season are. 🖐️Our takes 🧞♂️What are we…
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The one where we played the Revolution & still have no solutions
On this episode Glenn & Amy talk about what we've been talking about this whole season. 🙄 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🔂Same comments different match 🔟 Miggy the…
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The one where we held a good team to a draw, but are any of us really in awe?
On this episode Glenn Jennifer and Amy talk about not losing to one of the best teams this year. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 👦Keep the kids 🤯Regime and player…
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The one where Columbus Scored 5, yet Ronny's job is still alive
On this episode Glenn is back.....with some big news. Amy and Nick from Fan TV join. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🤔Ronny in or Ronny out? 🤷♂️Chucky in or Chucky…
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Where we checked out...and the team checked in?
It turns out if you don’t watch, sometimes we win? 🖐️Our takes 👊Your takes 🥄Wooden Spoon? Not so soon! 🧑🏾🦲New Mr. Clean Sheet? Thank you as always to…
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Where the tailgate was lit...but that was about it.
On this episode Jennifer & Amy try to figure out how to say something…about not much of anything. ✋Our takes 👊Your takes 📣U-N-I-F-I-E-D Unified is the Team for…
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A Modest Title Proposal
On this episode Jennifer & Amy try to unpack an ugly road loss to the Colorado Rapids. Could the team go the entire season without a road win? ✋Our takes 👊Your…
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1-1 Draw Vs Montreal
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about a hard fought 1-1 draw against Montreal. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🌎Are we still on the map? 🔁Saying the same…
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8-6-25 ATLUTD vs Atlas
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about a winning a meaningless match against Atlas. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes ☄️Service from Sessock 🤔Could this have…
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August 2nd: ATLUTD vs Pumas
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about a 3-2 loss to Pumas and being eliminated from Leagues Cup. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🤷♂️Intros that match the…
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The one where we've been busy in the market but can't home win at home yet
On this episode Cat drops in for a quick hello and we talk about the postiiives from the match and where potential trajectory of the team. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your…
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The one where Charlotte got to keep their crown and we're feeling pretty down
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about another loss to Charlotte at home. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🎟️ Are we renewing season tickets? 🇨🇦 Efrain to…
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The one where despite a draw with the Fire, things are still pretty dire
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a late draw with the Fire and what to do with rest of the season. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 💙Blue is still the…